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    Get a load of this : No Pun intented

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    Hmmmm...... public bathroom with unlimited access to internet porn. I wonder what ppl (guys mostly) would be using this for, lol?
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    RE: Wolfie

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    Hmmmm...... public bathroom with unlimited access to internet porn. I wonder what ppl (guys mostly) would be using this for, lol?
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    just another piece of shit from microsoft.

    pun intended.
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    i wonder if someone would actually try to take the computer screen or keyboard. you know, sort how you use to take the porno mags out the grocery store bathroom. ya sort of like that...someone stop me before i continue talking.

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    Yea, It will probably put a "Data Miner", on your ass!
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    Originally posted by Wolfie
    Hmmmm...... public bathroom with unlimited access to internet porn. I wonder what ppl (guys mostly) would be using this for, lol?
    You'll never get anyone out of it.
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    Don't want any spyware on that machine........
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    This will cause serious health issue's If this ever becomes popular. I dont want to touch anything in most public bathrooms much less play with a keyboard after Joe James Smith spends an hour surfing and scratching his nuts.
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    Originally posted by Mel_Smiley
    This will cause serious health issue's If this ever becomes popular. I dont want to touch anything in most public bathrooms much less play with a keyboard after Joe James Smith spends an hour surfing and scratching his nuts.
    k...that's just ewwwwwwwwwww!!!

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    CNET: iLoo makes Microsoft gag

    iLoo makes Microsoft gag
    By Michael Kanellos, Staff Writer, CNET News.com
    May 12, 2003, 3:55 PM PT
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    Microsoft claims that the iLoo, an outhouse with a built-in terminal for Web browsing, was an April Fools' Day gag--even though it was announced May 2.

    The Redmond, Wash.-based software giant said on Monday that news that MSN UK was creating the iLoo, a portable lavatory that was supposedly going to be tested at music festivals in Great Britain this summer, was an elaborate ruse. "I can confirm it was an April Fools' joke," said Nouri Bernard Hasan, a Microsoft spokesman in the United States, told CNET News.com Monday.

    The iLoo captured the imagination of readers and headline writers all over the world when it first emerged nearly two weeks ago. MSN UK said at the time that the device, which was to come fitted with a Wi-Fi connection and a flat-panel display for seat-level reading, was an attempt to show off the U.K. Web portal's services in a different manner.

    "It's a bit of fun, and it allows younger age groups access to our key services, like Hotmail and MSN Messenger, in a fun and interactive way," Matthew Whittingham, a MSN UK spokesman, said on May 2.

    Other than the invention itself, the apparent launch of the iLoo didn't bear any indications of being a joke. For example, public relations representatives for Microsoft commented on the product. A press release, which included comments from MSN executives, was posted May 2 to the Microsoft UK Web site, where it remained available for a week.

    Searches on the MSN UK sites Monday indicate that the iLoo press release has been removed since then, although cached versions of the release could still be obtained through a Google search. No company disclaimer to the joke has been published.

    "I've never known Microsoft to do that (put out a fake press release)," said Matthew Rosoff, an analyst at Directions on Microsoft. MSN UK did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

    In addition, U.K. natives now living in the United States could not recall any British tradition of pulling April Fools' stunts a month or so late.

    Hasan said that MSN UK, however, has engaged in pranks before. He noted that the group once announced that it had wired up a park bench for Internet access. He then corrected himself, stating that the bench, in fact, was a real demonstration.


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    That is the strangest move I think Microsoft has every made. Geez.

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