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DrewWilson

In today's world of always-connected social media, there's no reason to stop interacting online simply because you're dead.

A wave of new companies are starting to offer services such as virtual cemeteries where guests can visit and e-mail alerts set up by funeral homes to remind relatives near and wide about the anniversary of your death.

Some companies even offer to e-mail your wayward relatives in danger of being left behind when the Rapture whisks you to the threshold of the Pearly Gates.

While such services seem to reach beyond the grave, a growing generation of funeral customers refuse to let death have the final word.

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Two words: "Move On"

**1cooldude** · April 27th, 2009, 02:08 PM

we need more sex and not discussion about death.

DrewWilson · April 27th, 2009, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 1cooldude

we need more sex and not discussion about death.

Fine, I'll see what I can do.

**mfgbypooter** · April 27th, 2009, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DrewWilson

the Rapture whisks you to the threshold of the Pearly Gates.

Rapturous is the look on her face when I come on the threshold of her pearly whites.

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**1cooldude** · April 27th, 2009, 04:40 PM

you made my dream come true pooter.

rainbowdemon · April 27th, 2009, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 1cooldude

you made my dream come true pooter.

Well, it certainly isn't going to be your booze encrusted pearly whites!!

El Comandante · April 27th, 2009, 05:37 PM

> . > > .. .> > .. > > > . > >

**1cooldude** · April 27th, 2009, 07:09 PM

anybody else?

**fleecy** · April 29th, 2009, 04:44 AM

well, i'd rather "die the little death" than write my own eulogy any day :)

**1cooldude** · May 20th, 2009, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by fleecy

well, i'd rather "die the little death" than write my own eulogy any day :)

Humour is God's Morphine

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1cooldude Offline gone into the sunset Posts: 2,697 Join Date: Oct 2007 Reputation Power: 329	April 27th, 2009, 02:08 PM we need more sex and not discussion about death.

1cooldude Offline gone into the sunset Posts: 2,697 Join Date: Oct 2007 Reputation Power: 329	April 27th, 2009, 04:40 PM you made my dream come true pooter.

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1cooldude Offline gone into the sunset Posts: 2,697 Join Date: Oct 2007 Reputation Power: 329	April 27th, 2009, 07:09 PM anybody else?

fleecy Offline Queen of Procrasti-Nation Posts: 6,258 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: in a teeny tiny town Age: 43 Reputation Power: 558	April 29th, 2009, 04:44 AM well, i'd rather "die the little death" than write my own eulogy any day :) we're here for a good time, not a long time- so have a good time, the sun can't shine every day.....