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soulxtc · **RSStroom Reader, Your Feeds On Toilet Papers! -** December 9th, 2005, 04:43 PM

Pictured here is the RSStroom Reader, a toilet paper dispenser claimed to be made by Taiwan company Yi Tien Electronics. Mind you, this one is unlike any other ordinary toilet paper dispensers. It prints your favorite news feeds onto toilet papers using RapidResolution® inkjet technology, so you’ll have something to read while you conduct “business”. And when you’re done, use it to wipe. Great stuff, if you consider how so many people likes to read while doing “it”.

It grabs feeds wirelessly from your computer, so you need not worry about running wires to your bathroom. Configured via a web browser, there is option for sequential, alternating, or random feed printing mode.

And included in the deluxe package is the biometric seat . It measures the user’s weight, and delivers pre-configured personalized feeds based on this information. Additionally, it’ll help you keep track of your weight-loss regime.

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**fleecy** · December 9th, 2005, 05:41 PM

i hope they're using vegetable dyes, otherwise someone could get a nasty infection... of course, i guess back in the outhouse days people used catalogs and newspapers... it's the ultimate editorial comment, when you think about it.

B@lle · December 15th, 2005, 01:17 AM

i think it's sick

**fleecy** · December 15th, 2005, 05:53 AM

think i'd sooner get a new printer for the computer before i'd put one in the potty.

**thepuzzler** · December 15th, 2005, 06:00 AM

I'm just waiting for the colour version that prints random porn pictures off in the convient location of the bathroom.

crackerjacker · December 15th, 2005, 06:30 AM

http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/image.ph...ine=1134505711:icon_shak :icon_boun :icon_comp ::icon_puke :devil2

i am kiddin
hehe

pimpinaman · December 15th, 2005, 11:01 AM

does microsoft have an RSS feed? :)

crackerjacker · December 15th, 2005, 11:11 AM

hmm i would want or have something on the tissue along the lines of
pimp my hyde *haha
but whatever
i know
its ok
is it really ok
i dunno man
yum gatorade
woohoo

Digital Bliss · December 15th, 2005, 01:04 PM

dot dot dot.... What is this world comming too?

**mfgbypooter** · December 15th, 2005, 02:17 PM

As far as toilet paper goes I like to express my own opinion on a blank page.

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fleecy Offline Queen of Procrasti-Nation Posts: 6,259 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: in a teeny tiny town Age: 43 Reputation Power: 558	December 9th, 2005, 05:41 PM i hope they're using vegetable dyes, otherwise someone could get a nasty infection... of course, i guess back in the outhouse days people used catalogs and newspapers... it's the ultimate editorial comment, when you think about it. we're here for a good time, not a long time- so have a good time, the sun can't shine every day.....

B@lle Offline Zeropaid Regular Posts: 28 Join Date: Nov 2005 Reputation Power: 51	December 15th, 2005, 01:17 AM i think it's sick

fleecy Offline Queen of Procrasti-Nation Posts: 6,259 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: in a teeny tiny town Age: 43 Reputation Power: 558	December 15th, 2005, 05:53 AM think i'd sooner get a new printer for the computer before i'd put one in the potty. we're here for a good time, not a long time- so have a good time, the sun can't shine every day.....

thepuzzler Offline parp Posts: 1,060 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: UK Age: 28 Reputation Power: 259	December 15th, 2005, 06:00 AM I'm just waiting for the colour version that prints random porn pictures off in the convient location of the bathroom.

crackerjacker Offline Banned Posts: 6,488 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: p2pconsortium.com i live Age: 75 Reputation Power: 0	December 15th, 2005, 06:30 AM http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/image.ph...ine=1134505711:icon_shak :icon_boun :icon_comp ::icon_puke :devil2 i am kiddin hehe

pimpinaman Offline Zeropaid Regular Posts: 360 Join Date: Dec 2005 Reputation Power: 67	December 15th, 2005, 11:01 AM does microsoft have an RSS feed? :)

crackerjacker Offline Banned Posts: 6,488 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: p2pconsortium.com i live Age: 75 Reputation Power: 0	December 15th, 2005, 11:11 AM hmm i would want or have something on the tissue along the lines of pimp my hyde *haha but whatever i know its ok is it really ok i dunno man yum gatorade woohoo

Digital Bliss Offline 2+2=5 Posts: 1,619 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Good Question Age: 25 Reputation Power: 168	December 15th, 2005, 01:04 PM dot dot dot.... What is this world comming too?

mfgbypooter Offline Super Pooper Posts: 11,254 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In A Bowl Near You Reputation Power: 1370	December 15th, 2005, 02:17 PM As far as toilet paper goes I like to express my own opinion on a blank page. * * Movie Quote of the Week: "Hit the lights. It's boner time." Taco Licker #77 (Know what's really stupid? Reading this forum signature, again.) *