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Krell · **Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog' -** December 2nd, 2005, 08:24 PM

Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.

Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.

The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people.
A "big" stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.

They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.

"When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them."

Mikhail Tiyunov, a scientist in the region, said it was the first he had ever heard of such an attack.

While squirrels without sources of protein might attack birds' nests, he said, the idea of them chewing a dog to death was "absurd".

"If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests," he added.
Komosmolskaya Pravda notes that in a previous incident this autumn chipmunks terrorised cats in a part of the territory.

A Lazo man who called himself only Mikhalich said there had been "no pine cones at all" in the local forests this year.
"The little beasts are agitated because they have nothing to eat," he added.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm

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The Hunter · December 2nd, 2005, 08:28 PM

Thats why i never turn my back on them.

**moneoa** · December 2nd, 2005, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by The Hunter

Thats why i never turn my back on them.

lmao..................

Dingo Xavier · December 2nd, 2005, 08:41 PM

What a wimpy dog.

crackerjacker · December 2nd, 2005, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Hunter

Thats why i never turn my back on them.

um i dont blame u
today i was walking by down town and this squirrel was near me and kept going near me and i was like fuck that shit apparently it was searching from something but its near the greenery grass and what not.

it wouldnt move out of the way
they are gross reminds me of rats
i hate rats
i seen some here on the streets
big as friggin cats

Lord_of_the_Dense · December 2nd, 2005, 09:27 PM

It seems one of the witnesses took a pic...

mountain_rage · December 2nd, 2005, 11:36 PM

reminds me when a squirel chassed me, I think it had rabies.

Potato · December 2nd, 2005, 11:39 PM

Reminds me vaguely of Willard.

Krell · December 2nd, 2005, 11:50 PM

Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You mangy Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
Woman: Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here!
[after Bors is killed by the killer rabbit]
Tim: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?

Lord_of_the_Dense · December 3rd, 2005, 07:08 PM

lmao. Great Movie.

soulxtc · December 6th, 2005, 06:13 PM

Squirrels on crack?

zarquon · December 6th, 2005, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord_of_the_Dense

lmao. Great Movie.

I fart in your general direction.

**fleecy** · December 6th, 2005, 06:27 PM

python still rules.

The Hunter · December 6th, 2005, 06:29 PM

Those vermin react a lot like Krell, i wonder if they were bothered by Trolls, or spammers?

.:sp00ky:. · December 6th, 2005, 06:32 PM

no one belived me when I said id take over the world with a army of killer squirrel, who looks stupid now huh!?

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The Hunter Offline Janitor Posts: 11,735 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Copperhead Road Age: 56 Reputation Power: 752	December 2nd, 2005, 08:28 PM Thats why i never turn my back on them. Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.

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Lord_of_the_Dense Offline Full Moon Tuna Chicken Posts: 6,279 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Jackson County, MO Reputation Power: 634	December 2nd, 2005, 09:27 PM It seems one of the witnesses took a pic... 17 USC § 1008 Prohibition on certain infringement actions: No action may be brought under this title alleging infringement of copyright based on the noncommercial use by a consumer for making digital musical or analog musical recordings.

mountain_rage Offline Zeropaids nipple Posts: 5,746 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: purgatory Age: 23 Reputation Power: 830	December 2nd, 2005, 11:36 PM reminds me when a squirel chassed me, I think it had rabies. Anyone upset or offended by my post please follow the link and let your opinions be known. http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=55492

Potato Offline Zeropaid Forum Angel Posts: 6,866 Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: MN Reputation Power: 886	December 2nd, 2005, 11:39 PM Reminds me vaguely of Willard. Now stop being so freaking nice, and buy a stun gun. - Krell

Lord_of_the_Dense Offline Full Moon Tuna Chicken Posts: 6,279 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Jackson County, MO Reputation Power: 634	December 3rd, 2005, 07:08 PM lmao. Great Movie. 17 USC § 1008 Prohibition on certain infringement actions: No action may be brought under this title alleging infringement of copyright based on the noncommercial use by a consumer for making digital musical or analog musical recordings.

soulxtc Offline Chief News Editor Posts: 5,630 Join Date: May 2005 Location: OB, SOCAL Reputation Power: 387	December 6th, 2005, 06:13 PM Squirrels on crack? . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

fleecy Offline Queen of Procrasti-Nation Posts: 6,259 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: in a teeny tiny town Age: 43 Reputation Power: 558	December 6th, 2005, 06:27 PM python still rules. we're here for a good time, not a long time- so have a good time, the sun can't shine every day.....

The Hunter Offline Janitor Posts: 11,735 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Copperhead Road Age: 56 Reputation Power: 752	December 6th, 2005, 06:29 PM Those vermin react a lot like Krell, i wonder if they were bothered by Trolls, or spammers? Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.

.:sp00ky:. Offline Poptart Tramp Posts: 2,394 Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: In your pants. Age: 4 Reputation Power: 196	December 6th, 2005, 06:32 PM no one belived me when I said id take over the world with a army of killer squirrel, who looks stupid now huh!? Rest in peace mother 16.1.2006 You will always be with me.