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| Mary Carey |
   
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| Larry Flint |
  
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8 | 50.00% |
| Gary Coleman |
  
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6 | 37.50% |
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Who should be Cal. governor? -
August 8th, 2003, 05:58 PM
Everybody is making a big fuss about Arnold running, but I wonder who else people think would make a good governor.
Pornstar Mary Carey The 22-year-old blonde said her electoral platform would include taxing breast implants to generate revenue and hiring porn stars to help negotiate better wholesale electricity prices in the energy-strapped state. She also wants to create a "Porno for Pistols" programme under which gun owners would be urged to swap their weapons for X-rated movies in a bid to reduce violence in the freewheeling golden state. Larry Flint This guy has been speaking up for free speech in America since before most of ZP's members were born. Okay, so mainly his own free speech, but he's loud. One of Larry's recent prayer campaign Gary Coleman What you talking about Willis? Having left behind his child-star status, and licked his long time drug abuse problems, "Arnold" is the man. “Under the rules of the recall election, any jerk can run for governor. All you need is $3,500 and 65 friends who’ve had a bit too much to drink, and the state is legally obligated to put you on the ballot.” The next time someone quotes statistics to you remember that 90% of the participants in a gang rape find it enjoyable. |
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August 8th, 2003, 06:09 PM
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August 8th, 2003, 06:14 PM
Sad day for California as the recall becomes a media circus.
And the real issues never come to light. Grey Davis is being blamed for a screwed budget that is in fact Enron's fault when they gouged billions out of California and got away with it. He even tried to sue them for the money back and the supreme court denied it. So Enron gets away with crimes and Davis gets blamed. And who is close to Enron? |
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August 8th, 2003, 06:28 PM
I think that Gary Coleman is just looking for a job or publicity.. I mean the guy works security somewhere in hollywood...Do you think he had to borrow the $3,500 needed to run?
As for Mary Carey, she's just dumb...buy I have to agree with her one one political point..Quote.. "If more guys had orgasms, they'd be less violent," she said, adding that she would present herself as an independent candidate if she achieved the requirements to run by Saturday's deadline for candidacies."----------- Can't be all bad... As for Larry Flint--- I don't buy Hustler anymore...Playboy is for adults over 14. |
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August 8th, 2003, 06:40 PM
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Anyway Arnold will probably get it due to his movie status and Maria Shriber's... I wonder if they will find roaches in their astrays like in the old Gov. Jerry Brown days. Ah gotta love politics. LMAO |
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Re: Who should be Cal. governor? -
August 8th, 2003, 08:22 PM
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August 8th, 2003, 08:24 PM
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If their were options any idiot would take them. California could not be left with no electricity and that was the option he had. |
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August 8th, 2003, 08:25 PM
You are all wrong.
If Davis wasn't such a democratic stooge-weenie, he would have nationalized the energy company, but he gave up. As for the budget- IT IS HIS FAULT. IF THE LEGISLATURE PASSES THE BUDGET, DAVIS IS THE FINAL CHECKPOINT. HE ENFORCES AND SIGNS THE BUDGET. HE NEEDS TO BE RECALLED AND TAKEN OUT AS WELL AS HIS CLONE Lt. Gov. BUSTAMANTE. As for me, I'm going for the Governator all the way. |
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August 8th, 2003, 08:26 PM
Larry would be the only one, if I had to choose from this List "O" Fools. Short term he hates the government enough to really make some waves and he really has nothing to lose by being a mean nasty bastard. That so called 22 year old porno star looks like she's 60( most likely drug abuse or something along those lines) and Gary Colman is bankrupt so this may be his only way of paying off his debts.
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August 8th, 2003, 11:43 PM
Add Gallagher to the list!!!!
He is running on a platform. A platform he will use to smash melons. |
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August 8th, 2003, 11:51 PM
hey look, its zp's 13500th thread!
lol :-P and to the thread topic, i dont much care. i dont live in ca. but our governor (in maryland) isn't much better. mister "we're gonna improve education", then gets elected, and swipes away a bajillion bucks from colleges. |
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August 9th, 2003, 12:31 AM
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August 9th, 2003, 01:17 AM
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August 9th, 2003, 03:39 AM
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