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CTC Command · **Son of 1am randomness -** June 27th, 2003, 09:38 PM

All this peanut butter and jelly got me thinking. Suppose for a minute you were a heinous criminal sort, and even though you didn't do it, you were found guilty of a capital crime. You must die, but are giving a choice as to the method of your execution--what means would you choose to loose the bonds of this mortal coil?

Potato · June 27th, 2003, 10:09 PM

I don't want to think about this.

*goes away without voting*

ATLien · June 27th, 2003, 10:10 PM

Hell, i'll kill myself. Why give someone else the pleasure?

Psilaxs · June 27th, 2003, 10:11 PM

None of that fancy medieval stuff for me, no sir.

I would take a firing squad.

Simple fast and efficient, just like the people i kil....errr never mind, lol

Rahwgwar · June 27th, 2003, 10:12 PM

Wow, sodomy huh?? That sounds, how can I put it, FRIGGIN' PAINFUL!!

As for the real question, I'd choose the guillotine so that horrid image of the people who accused and convicted me of something I didn't do, would be etched in their mind.

Plus, it sounds like the most fun..........I wanna let my friends see my eyes blink when my head is separated from the rest of my body.

Nice thread, btw roflol

Caitlyn Marble · June 27th, 2003, 10:37 PM

guillotine. nice and quick.

a lot less messy than electric chair as, your eyeballs pop out (so that's why they put a bag over your head) as well as having various substances spew out of your mouth, anus and other orifices. (which is why they put cotton in them to plug em up.) oh, and your hair stands on end.

firing sqad seems like overkill. I'd support the use of it for someone like Hitler, but I don't think I'd ever do something that bad that would warrant such a bloody, graphic, messy display.

:shoot

Sephiroth · June 27th, 2003, 10:38 PM

son of 1 am randomness..

wouldnt that be 2am randomness?

Caitlyn Marble · June 27th, 2003, 10:46 PM

where I'm at its 10:16 pm randomness, but my clock is off by four minutes. but still.

TipYourBartender · June 27th, 2003, 11:40 PM

Guillotine. Nice and easy.

And for something completely off-topic: Caitlyn Marble, what does the smiley say at the end of the skit in your avatar? I've been dying (!) to know.

isus · June 28th, 2003, 12:42 AM

the son of 1am randomness?

i ain't yer daddy, go on now, ya little bastard

:-P

Shadow, Thief of the Sun · 05:55 AM

Somewhat off-topic - Caitlyn Marble have a dialogue from video called "Just" by Radiohead in her avatar. Actually in this video you can't see what the person is saying in the end - he's just opening his mouth, but there are no subtitles....

And my choice for execution will be.....Firing Squad, probably. At least its less painful than others.

simian · June 28th, 2003, 05:56 AM

Guillotine for me. I hear you are able to see for a few seconds after your head is severed.

That would be cool. :cross

rainbowdemon · 06:28 AM

Queen's "In The Lap Of The Gods" at about 4,000 decibels. What a way to go!!!!:fire :fire

View Poll Results: Choose your execution:
Immolation (burned at the stake)	0	0%
Guillotine	6	42.86%
Electric Chair	0	0%
Firing Squad	6	42.86%
Sodomy	2	14.29%
Voters: 14. You may not vote on this poll

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Potato Offline Zeropaid Forum Angel Posts: 6,866 Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: MN Reputation Power: 886	June 27th, 2003, 10:09 PM I don't want to think about this. goes away without voting Now stop being so freaking nice, and buy a stun gun. - Krell

ATLien Offline Screw The RIAA, Bub! Posts: 387 Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Earth-616 Reputation Power: 101	June 27th, 2003, 10:10 PM Hell, i'll kill myself. Why give someone else the pleasure? Random thoughts: If the bouncer gets drunk, who throws him out? What year did Jesus think it was? The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. Prefix has no suffix, but suffix has a prefix. Santa is satan spelled inside out. What clinic did Betty Ford go to?

Sephiroth Offline Zeropaid Regular Posts: 2,825 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Reputation Power: 279	June 27th, 2003, 10:38 PM son of 1 am randomness.. wouldnt that be 2am randomness?

Caitlyn Marble Offline In Purgatory Posts: 714 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Mountlake Terrace WA (a few miles north of Seattle) Reputation Power: 125	June 27th, 2003, 10:46 PM where I'm at its 10:16 pm randomness, but my clock is off by four minutes. but still. Indie Music You Need NOW: Bright Eyes, British Sea Power, Calla, Death Cab For Cutie, Graham Coxon, Interpol, Low, The Libertines, Cat Power, Squarepusher, The Coral, Desaparecidos, The Decemberists no RIAA, Guaranteed!

TipYourBartender Offline Signals Over The Air Posts: 611 Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: your mom! Age: 29 Reputation Power: 121	June 27th, 2003, 11:40 PM Guillotine. Nice and easy. And for something completely off-topic: Caitlyn Marble, what does the smiley say at the end of the skit in your avatar? I've been dying (!) to know. EVIL WILL ALWAYS TRIUMPH BECAUSE GOOD IS DUMB

isus Offline Zeropaid Regular Posts: 3,573 Join Date: May 2002 Reputation Power: 320	June 28th, 2003, 12:42 AM the son of 1am randomness? i ain't yer daddy, go on now, ya little bastard :-P nsap @ filesharingtalk.com

simian Offline ...still evolving... Posts: 117 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Orlando, Florida Age: 37 Reputation Power: 84	June 28th, 2003, 05:56 AM Guillotine for me. I hear you are able to see for a few seconds after your head is severed. That would be cool. :cross Please help me get my free IPod and get one for yourself also! http://www.freeipods.com/default.aspx?referer=8786054 Fodder Forums --- Get Your Fill.

rainbowdemon Offline the zp police Posts: 4,732 Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Mingo Junction Ohio Age: 53 Reputation Power: 534	June 28th, 2003, 06:26 AM Queen's "In The Lap Of The Gods" at about 4,000 decibels. What a way to go!!!!:fire :fire Last edited by rainbowdemon; June 28th, 2003 at 06:28 AM.