The World Economy is Driven By Blow Jobs

[Mels_Smileys45]

The economy is based upon the blow job to dollar ratio. How much money will get you the most blow jobs. Thats it. The secret is out of the bag. I know, I know. You and I already know this and it may be redundant for me to even mention it here at ZP but as strange as it may sound, the rest of the world has not caught on to this fact yet. If guys could suck their own junk then the world economy would come to a halt, the assembly lines would come to a dead stop and there would be genocide against the female persuasion.

The advent of the Fleshlight actually caused the economy to tank in 2008 and as many people were left scratching their heads wondering how this happened, many experts knew exactly what had caused the problem but were scared to speak up in fear that their beloved and much over-used Fleshlights would become illegal which would lead them to be taken away forever. FUCK THAT! LITERALLY!

Perhaps I should not be posting about this at all but I think its time someone tells the truth. Perhaps by telling the truth more ladies will start sucking more dick and the world can go back to the way things were a long time ago when we were all slaves and had masters, lords and governors. Oh but to dream...