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  1. I just let a fart even you'd appreciate pooter. It must be all the fruit and fiber I've been eating...or something died inside of me today.

    I had to share that with you, as I know others here don't have that appreciation of a fine bouquet.
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    Are you online? I want to test something...
  3. I just shat a freakin' garlic coil poopie. I know you would've really appreciated it, pooter. It was a sight to be seen. It really did look just like a huge garlic coil, minus the little metal tab.

    Garlic Coil
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    Hey thanks! I needed a friend for the day.
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    made some spam improvements, hoping this takes care of it.
  6. I want to fuck that tree on the right side of this page! That tree has a better looking pussy than some girls I have seen.

    I remember the first time I saw a girls pussy close up in good light I was horrorfied! I licked it anyway but that thang was BEAT UP! It was several differnt colors, it had BIG flappy wings and a strange scent I still smell from time to time for no reason. I throw up in my mouth a little every time I smell it too. I almost went gay that day But dicks are pretty ugly too unless its mine. I actually have a BEAUTIFUL dick but thats another story all together. I could write a book about my dick.


    Anyways, I will talk at ya later broseph! Good to have ya hang about like my dick!!!!
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    Thanks for being here....
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    Well sports fans, I suppose I knew eventually something like this would happen. Good thing its cooling off now and fishing is getting better.

    The Liberal Administration here have done everything in their power to silence the views and objections I have of the current Administration here in the good ole U S of A and their Utopian Idea’s for the world; except flat out banning me from the forums all together I mean. Which may happen very soon after I post this.

    As limiting as this action may be for full participation in the viewing pleasure of these threads, I’ll continue what has been called my Right Wing Redneck Racist Bigotry if I can. It appears I don’t have much choice at this time.

    Individual threads by me containing anything criticizing the current left wing administration in the US or these Utopian Views they have for world is not going to be permitted any longer it appears; (sound familiar?)

    Huh, such is life on ZeroPaid?
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  9. I just farted here
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About mfgbypooter
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I really enjoy farting, scratching my balls, and peeing in the shower.
Favorite Bands:
Mexican Mariachi
Murph & the Magictones
Favorite Music:
Stuff usually heard in the dentist's office
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In A Bowl Near You
Interests:
MILF's, GILF's and GGILF's
Occupation:
Doing your wife while you are at work

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