Mels_Smileys45
JabberZombie

Date of Birth

February 12, 1922 (90)

About Mels_Smileys45

Biography:

I was born long ago on a far off planet called Mellmozandariskabo. I grew up in the floating city of Kaxxacozoic before the war of the ten planets destroyed all I knew and loved. I was forced to flee in my uncles old space ship which broke down half way through my journey, it only had 639 billion light years on the odometer and the warranty was useless as the maker was now less than space dust. I floated through the dark void for 4,375 years before I was picked up by some green big head aliens on their way to Earth. I asked if they could drop me off there and long story short, here I am. Its been strange watching the planet evolve after the aliens planted other life forms here but Ive grown to like most of you.

Favorite Bands:

Hall and Oats, Madness, Franky Goes to Hollywood and Elvis

Favorite Music:

What are those things in there? Well who put them in there anyway? Get them out of there for Gods sake! Take those things from my sight whatever the hell they are and burn them! They smell like booty! What was the question again?

Favorite File Sharing Programs:

Kazza - -

Favorite Web Sites:

http://cinemageddon.org/

Favorite Technology:

Tablets..app///apps that take full control and upload all your keystrokes to GOOGLE!

Location:

Forman's Basement

Interests:

Wishing I had more room to list my fav movies

Occupation:

trying to make my own way without working for the man

Favorite Movies:

Magnolia, Boogie Nights, Kingpin, Clockwork Orange, Trainspotting, Pulp Fiction,Fight Club, Tit Lick