DwarfBaby
Zeropaid Noob

Age

38

About DwarfBaby

Biography:

My height is 6'1" +1 inch, -12 inches, +9 inches. My age varies a little depending on who I'm trying to hit on but generally speaking I'm in my early 30's. Heterosexual although to be honest I've never met Sean Connery. I would love to stalk Jessica Alba but I lack the ambition.

My ex-wife is a Satan spawn whore spewed to this realm because the Devil couldn't stand her and didn't want her staying at his place. She and Lucifer formulated some type of evil black magic spell to warp my mind. I was unable to see past her outer beauty and see her dark scared vile soul of wretchedness that lay beneath.

Favorite Bands:

Pink Floyd, The Tea Party, Metallica, Tool, Radiohead, James Taylor, System of a Down, Elbow, Neil Young, anything from seattle

Favorite Music:

anything that doesn't sound anything like "Good Charlotte", Nickelback, 3 Doors Down, Hobastank, or any other Whiny ass bitches

Favorite File Sharing Programs:

the newsgroups "AKA Usenet"(AKA godsend)

Favorite Technology:

toilet paper, the wheel, the pill

Location:

Nomad

Interests:

playing guitar, bass, piano and blowing shit up

Occupation:

Lying and telling people what they want to hear even though they know I'm lying, I know they know I'm lying and they know that I know that they know that I’m lying and somehow I still get paid for it.