Mels_Smileys45 Offline

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Last Activity: November 23rd, 2009 07:19 PM

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October 16th, 2009 09:16 AM
Mels_Smileys45

I pee'ed on Krells grass today...
October 14th, 2009 05:39 PM
Mels_Smileys45

Im still here touching myself and its oh so nasty nice!
October 12th, 2009 08:07 PM
Mels_Smileys45

Im right here!

Don't touch my penis!
September 30th, 2009 07:10 PM
Signa

Don't leave!
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September 26th, 2009 04:35 AM
YWD67

Dude, the don webb's of the world never win in the end.
Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
It ain't over till it is over!!!!!
Were's the guts tha ZP use to have huh??
Oh no YWD67 we might get hurt!
They can kiss my ass!
vampirus.......Dead Man
Seph..............Dead Man
Shughart.......Dead Man
Atheist..........Dead Man
DON WEBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOTE TO THE MPAA: The above rant was in no way a rip off of Bluto's (John Belushi) fighting speech in the movie Animal House.
If you think it is, then good luck suing me. Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.

Oh and the same goes to the RIAA for the Billy Preston song of the above same title.
You ain't going to get shit out of me.
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August 24th, 2009 04:44 PM
Mels_Smileys45

What you talking bout Willis? You are posting here and its not different to post under your profile honey pants.
August 22nd, 2009 11:29 AM
moon light

tell me the steps
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August 22nd, 2009 11:28 AM
moon light

thnx mels but i wanna ask u how u write a comment 4 me
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August 7th, 2009 12:45 PM
Mels_Smileys45

WOW! I am really honored Jocob! I have seen these video's so many times and first got my hands on a bootleg about 12 years ago. It was an old VHS that was a copy of a copy I am sure. I am not sure how you managed to find me here at ZP but I have supported Jesco and your project for many years. Not so much with my own money but I have told many, MANY people about Jessy and his story.

I would love to talk to you more and give you some advice on how to market this video in this new digital/internet era. I have some good idea's if you will take the time to correspond with me in the future. Thanks so much responding in my blog here at ZP! Again, I am truly honored!!!!!
August 5th, 2009 07:23 AM
Jacobyoung

I am the director of Jesco White / Dancing Outlaw. The show is copyrighted but you can get a dvd copy at dancingoutlaw.com
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About Me

About Mels_Smileys45

Biography

I was born long ago on a far off planet called Mellmozandariskabo. I grew up in the floating city of Kaxxacozoic before the war of the ten planets destroyed all I knew and loved. I was forced to flee in my uncles old space ship which broke down half way through my journey, it only had 639 billion light years on the odometer and the warranty was useless as the maker was now less than space dust. I floated through the dark void for 4,375 years before I was picked up by some green big head aliens on their way to Earth. I asked if they could drop me off there and long story short, here I am. Its been strange watching the planet evolve after the aliens planted other life forms here but Ive grown to like most of you.

Favorite Bands

Hall and Oats, Madness, Franky Goes to Hollywood and Elvis

Favorite Music

What are those things in there? Well who put them in there anyway? Get them out of there for Gods sake! Take those things from my sight whatever the hell they are and burn them! They smell like booty! What was the question again?

Favorite File Sharing Programs

Kazza - -

Favorite Web Sites

http://cinemageddon.org/

Favorite Technology

The Dildo. Now go GET FUCKED!!!!!

Location

Forman's Basement

Interests

Wishing I had more room to list my fav movies

Occupation

trying to make my own way without working for the man

Favorite Movies

Magnolia, Boogie Nights, Kingpin, Clockwork Orange, Trainspotting, Pulp Fiction,Fight Club, Tit Lick