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rockr2003
February 24th, 2003, 09:47 PM
o.k. if you saw the fight saturday night and there is a rematch with lewis, who will it be? I still think tyson can do it with the right training!
chipperrox
February 24th, 2003, 09:49 PM
yea as long as he doesnt take his meds, and goes crazy psycho on lewis' ass (not literally, but hey, with mike tyson- you never know what'll happen...) but if he's all calm and retarded gorrilla that he is with the medication (you saw the interview didnt you?) he doesnt have a fightin chance
rockr2003
February 24th, 2003, 09:54 PM
yeah, i have always been a fan of the tyson that knocks fuckers out, but that interview was something else. einstein he is not. he is good at one thing, and he should concentrate on that and train hard and knock out that arrogant prick in the rematch!
chipperrox
February 24th, 2003, 09:55 PM
i loved how he said, "im not a rocket scien- scientist"
i was thinking, "you damn right your not"
Galileo
February 24th, 2003, 09:59 PM
"crazy psycho on lewis' ass "
What... you mean if Tyson tries to bite his buttock?
Tyson's an ass. Hardly anyone watched it, and those that did wish they didn't watch his lame fights anymore and pay $20 for 30 seconds and then it's over.
Sockfulloflove
February 24th, 2003, 10:23 PM
there also might be a tyson-holyfield III.
chipperrox
February 24th, 2003, 10:26 PM
man tyson is the man! even if he's crazy and stupid he is entertainment at is best/worst
rockr2003
February 25th, 2003, 08:29 PM
supposed to fight lewis again, hopefully in june, and yes, he is always entertaining, asshole or not. if he would put everything he's got into it, he can be champ one more time. fuck lennox lewis.
CTC Command
February 25th, 2003, 10:33 PM
I could give two shits about pro-boxing or Tyson-Holyfield III, Lennox Lewis or George Foreman. What I want to know is who used to play Mike Tyson's Punchout on the original NES? That game was the shit!! Bald Bull was one tough mf...
chipperrox
February 25th, 2003, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by CTC Command
I could give two shits about pro-boxing or Tyson-Holyfield III, Lennox Lewis or George Foreman. What I want to know is who used to play Mike Tyson's Punchout on the original NES? That game was the shit!! Bald Bull was one tough mf...
HOLY MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT! I REMEMBER THAT GAME! The JAMAICAIN DUDE WAS AWESOME!!@ WHAT A great game. i cant describe what that game meant to me!
MoonMan
February 25th, 2003, 11:02 PM
Mike Tyson is an idiot.. he isn't good at boxing, he is just (or was) huge and ran into any fight head first. Now that he is a little soft around the mid section, he is going to get his ass kicked by any decent wrestler.
Oh and CTC, I LOVE that game.. I have it on emulator and the original collecting dust on my desk.
Shiznit14
February 25th, 2003, 11:11 PM
He has no chance in hell against Lewis... He should just play with his pigeons....... and continue to get high and play with his children. lol
Rahwgwar
February 25th, 2003, 11:13 PM
He's much too far past his prime. He's lost a step. He burned himself out and absorbed himself in too much crap. He can still have a lot of tenacity, but he don't got a chance.
Galileo
February 26th, 2003, 12:59 AM
Mike Tyson
geffers
February 26th, 2003, 02:27 AM
if tyson kept hold of his stool lewis would still kick his ass,
a top quality boxer will beat a brawler ,tyson is long past his best once he got beat it put doubts in his mind and he has never gotten over it,he has less chance than sadham hussain.
ronniebravo
February 26th, 2003, 07:42 AM
Tyson could do it if, and this is a big IF, he trains hard. Just remember Tyson is 35 and for most boxers in general 35 pretty much is the cut off age look at frazier and marciano for examples. BUT great boxers not matter what their age know that ring and more importantly know how to gauge an opponent and slip punches. Look at forman he was an old man when he won the title again and he was getting his ass beat the entire fight but at the right moment he sliped that punch in and laid the younger man out. Tyson could do this but I doubt it especially if lewis is in the same shape that he was in the last fight. This fight by the way is scheduled for June but that may change.
XtraNtnse
February 26th, 2003, 08:33 AM
Tyson would whip Lennox's ass all over the ring if he starts training hard again and getting his act together. But for now the only man that can BEAT Lennox for sure is Wladimir Klitschko!!
rockr2003
February 26th, 2003, 07:15 PM
yeah, he could beat the shit out of lewis if he could convince himself mentally that there is no way he is losing to this arrogant prick again, and start training with that mindset. also, a trainer with the ability to push him and help him believe that he's not going to lose. Lewis is more of a boxer than tyson, but who cares, if he gets inside and hits him with one of those killer rights or his deadly uppercut, that fucker will drop as hard as anybody that gets hit hard by tyson. Lets face it, you watch a tyson fight to see a fucker get dropped to the mat! Too bad don king got a hold of him and weakened him, or he would probably still be undefeated.
chipperrox
February 26th, 2003, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by XtraNtnse
Tyson would whip Lennox's ass all over the ring if he starts training hard again and getting his act together. But for now the only man that can BEAT Lennox for sure is Wladimir Klitschko!!
thats for sure
Evil_Dweller_01
February 26th, 2003, 07:23 PM
Wladimir is turning into an awesome fighter and maybe in the future he might be the champion...
As for Tyson, as many people said, he needs to get his damn act together, and start training the way he once did.. that's what made him champion before and that's what can make him champion again!!
I never really liked either or but if the rematch really will be in June... it will be a hell of a fight
Siskabush
February 26th, 2003, 07:28 PM
Oh man, Mike Tyson's Punch out owned! I got the Rom :)
That game is so fun.
Has anyone here beaten mike tyson in the game before?
And what happens when you do?
Mr Sandman was a pain in the ass.
Bald bull is a cinch
SirNigel
February 26th, 2003, 07:56 PM
I think when you complete Punch Out, theres just a brief animation stating that youre the champion. If you save the game after every successful punch its pretty easy to beat the game. I can only get to Soda Popinski without this saving method.
Super Punchout (the SNES game) and the arcade version of Punchout were both terrible, by the way.
TipYourBartender
February 26th, 2003, 08:14 PM
Simple boxing strategy: Lewis has reach, Lewis has power, Lewis would beat Tyson no matter what. Tyson can only beat people who stand in front of him and try to out punch him. He can't beat a defensive minded boxer like Lennox, I don't care how much he trains.
Mel_Smiley
February 26th, 2003, 09:00 PM
Come on!!! Almost ALL Tysons fights have been fixed!! Its all a show to make money. The tittle fight are not fixed and thats when mike cant handle it. rewatch the fight and youll see there was no solid punch. Have many of his fights on tape and sometimes he misses and knocks guys out. Boxing has become a joke at the heavy weight level anyway. Judges are bought by the mob when the fighters cant be bought. The heavy weights are ruined for me. Ill stick with Roy JR who could dogwalk Tyson around the ring even at middle weight. But even Roy is turning into a pussy not taking any chances with some real fighters but at least he didnt buy his way to the top. Tyson couldnt place in the olypics because he didnt have the money to get Ridddik Bow to take a dive. fooey
TipYourBartender
February 26th, 2003, 09:12 PM
I was a big Vargas fan beofre he got his ass whupped by Gaylord De La Hoya
XtraNtnse
February 26th, 2003, 09:26 PM
The fight was fixed? What a load of bullshit. He damn near broke his neck with that solid right hook.
Mel_Smiley
February 26th, 2003, 09:50 PM
The "guy" was a BUM!! a BUM! he whiped a bums ass
Galileo
February 26th, 2003, 11:40 PM
Mike Tython, you go girl!
CTC Command
March 1st, 2003, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by Siskabush
Oh man, Mike Tyson's Punch out owned! I got the Rom :)
That game is so fun.
Has anyone here beaten mike tyson in the game before?
And what happens when you do?
Mr Sandman was a pain in the ass.
Bald bull is a cinch
Ah, Sandman was a pain, but if you counted right you could take him out every time. Bull sucked because once in a while his charge would come unpredictably and send little Mac off to lala land...After you beat Tyson you go jogging past the Statue of Liberty. Why? I think a roll in the hay with Tyson's ex Robin Givens would be a better prize...
Wings_of_Azrael
March 2nd, 2003, 12:34 AM
I think I'll post this one again. Does anyone know what his tattoo means? It looks almost like the Slipknot logo, though not quite. Anyway, I hope Iron Mike gets cancer. The rapist bastard.
TipYourBartender
March 2nd, 2003, 12:47 AM
Originally posted by Wings_of_Azrael
I think I'll post this one again. Does anyone know what his tattoo means? It looks almost like the Slipknot logo, though not quite. Anyway, I hope Iron Mike gets cancer. The rapist bastard.
Wow, way to be mean!
gorrilla
June 14th, 2005, 07:43 AM
Tyson is a piss bucket and a pussy. He just doesn't have it. When he was 19 he had no fear. Ever since Jail he has become a big pussy and never made it back because in Jail he got his ass kicked. Who knows maybe his butt greased too. LOL :devil2
"I'm not going to embarrass this sport any more."
-- Mike Tyson
click here for Tyson's speach LOL (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/more/06/12/bc.box.tyson.slastfight.ap/)
:icon_puke
sbaurshard
June 16th, 2005, 10:39 PM
damn thats harsh man. there comes a time for us all you know, have a heart. i felt bad for him. it was a sad fight.
VAMPYRE BLADE
June 16th, 2005, 11:46 PM
Only Way Tyson Will Ever Win Again Is To Get Off The Meds, He Is Chemically Neutered Right Now.
Jim Morrison
June 17th, 2005, 12:55 AM
Tyson is a old bitch, yea the pussy got my 45 dollars last weekend, and didnt entertain me a bit, I knew he was gonna do something stupid or get knocked out because tyson never comes out in the first round not trying to knock the guy on his ass. I hope he never tries to come back again.