Jesus in my Underwear

[mfgbypooter]

I swear to God I just sharted and the back splatter in my fruit of the looms looks just like the Savior.

Should I just wash them or contact the Vatican instead?

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[bcwar]

good god man ... what ever you do keep this quiet or you'll have all manner of whackos making a pilgrimage to your pants ...... :biggrin:

[w31n3r]

you have got to be shitting me :P ebay ring a bell?

[kokanezub]

you have got to be shitting me :P ebay ring a bell?

No he just said he was shitting his undies

[evilmegaman]

Must be hard to keep your balls clean that way

[mfgbypooter]

The bible is strangely silent about washing your balls and Jesus was a foot man so maybe that's what all that baptizing in the river was about.

Does anyone know if the Jordan river smells like unwashed nut sacks?

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[kokanezub]

Ball stink after a hard walk at the gym, a nice cool dip in the jordan river while the guy 10 feet away washes his face!

[mfgbypooter]

I hope Jesus doesn't see his shadow this year, I'm ready for an early spring.

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[moneoa]

I swear to God I just sharted and the back splatter in my fruit of the looms looks just like the Savior.

Should I just wash them or contact the Vatican instead?

*Your own Personal Jesus
Feeling's unknown and you're all alone
Flesh and bone by the telephone
Lift up the receiver
I'll make you a believer
I will deliver jesus in my underwear

[mfgbypooter]

lol.

Contrary to common belief, Jesus not only love's M&M's, he is an avid eater of both plain and peanut.

He just has to be careful to let them melt in his mouth, and not in his hands.

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