View Full Version : Which Deity Has The Biggest Dick?
grab_grab_the_haddock
June 13th, 2010, 06:32 PM
I think it was George Carlin who said religious people like to start wars to prove their god has a bigger dick than the other guys god. So the natural question is, which god has the biggest dick of all? As usual I have narrowed the field down to the most plausible candidates. Happy voting!
Atheist Icon
June 13th, 2010, 06:55 PM
I think you should have just narrowed it to 2 choices:
My God
The other guys God
Honestly, they are one and the same. I think its the person who uses God as a justification to inflict harm on another human being, that wants to prove that he has Bigger Cahones. Maybe dick size comes into play.
HelenaP
June 13th, 2010, 06:56 PM
The most awesome one... (http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j47/konoshi_mouse/flyingspagettimonster.jpg)
I think you should have just narrowed it to 2 choices:
My God
The other guys God
Honestly, they are one and the same. I think its the person who uses God as a justification to inflict harm on another human being, that wants to prove that he has Bigger Cahones. Maybe dick size comes into play.
I love these posts because they bring the bad a$$es out...<*whispers* cajones is with a "j">
Atheist Icon
June 13th, 2010, 08:12 PM
yes, while it is spelled cajones, I type the way it is enunciated.
"Ajuda(Ayuda) A Buscar Me Culebra En Meis Pantalones?"
mfgbypooter
June 14th, 2010, 09:02 PM
I would think it would be Zeus.
His lightning rod is legendary.
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moneoa
June 15th, 2010, 12:04 AM
I would think it would be Zeus.
His lightning rod is legendary.
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Thor shoots lightning and hammers the ladies
HelenaP
June 15th, 2010, 08:32 AM
yes, while it is spelled cajones, I type the way it is enunciated.
"Ajuda(Ayuda) A Buscar Me Culebra En Meis Pantalones?"
But of course.
mfgbypooter
June 15th, 2010, 09:38 AM
If it was in your ass you'd know.
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HelenaP
June 15th, 2010, 12:41 PM
You first...
I would think it would be Zeus.
His lightning rod is legendary.
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Myth...
mfgbypooter
June 15th, 2010, 03:15 PM
so you've seen Zeus's cock?
Zeus Penis: - Named after the Greek god of Zeus (Roman god Jupiter), Zeus penis is the king among the entire world of penis. Mythologically, Zeus is the Lord of the Sky and usurper of the Earth. Similarly Zeus subjugates a wife and callously ravishes other vaginas whom it can lay its penis on. Standing erect between 6 to 7.4 inches, Zeus is a master craftsman. Zeus is long and thick and generally has a constitution of real phallus or conic boom appearance, it can scorch any vagina. Such was its power that vaginas just give in to the Zeus. Many Zeus pregnate women without any qualm or quarter. Why women worship Lingam? You can ask the question from a Zeus.
types (http://cosmicgemslanka.com/blog/tag/types-of-penis/)
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Atheist Icon
June 15th, 2010, 04:07 PM
But of course.
Man...i wish my wife was able to answer it as matter o factly as you did.
HelenaP
June 16th, 2010, 06:54 AM
so you've seen Zeus's cock?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Wand of Light."
Is she from Texas Mr. Icon (I ask because you say you live in San An)?
Atheist Icon
June 16th, 2010, 08:21 AM
Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Wand of Light."
Is she from Texas Mr. Icon (I ask because you say you live in San An)?
Nope she spent 18 years in Miami and didn't pick up any Spanish....
We got stationed here. Hopefully when wilford hall gets demolished we get stationed overseas. 1-2 years and we' ll find out.