Hi! I'm new here and was wondering

[michelle28]

if there are any helpful hints that might make my stay here a more productive one.

I don't want to be another dumb newbie.

Thanks for your time.

:santa

[gorphon]

Id say you are off to a good start already michelle! welcome...

my best advice to you is this: stay away from the boobies threads! oh...wait... I believe they are all gone now anyways. so dont be TOO afraid....

other than that, dont be afraid to ask questions, BUT use the search function first.... there are literally thousands of threads in the forums here and many topics have already been covered many times. you could very well find whatever answers you might need without ever having to ask a question. now tell me, just how l33t is that?!

for real though, just relax, kick back and enjoy the insanity. it is a pretty fun ride here most all of the time.

[Rickio]

Originally posted by michelle28
if there are any helpful hints that might make my stay here a more productive one.

I don't want to be another dumb newbie.

Thanks for your time.

:santa

Just be yourself and ask whatever questions you have.

welcome to ZP

Have a Merry Xmas!!!!

[michelle28]

Thanks, Gorphon.

And Rickio too.

I think I'm going to like it here.

Take care.

[The Hunter]

michell28, and big old welcome from me also. Hope you enjoy your stay.

[phalkon30]

Originally posted by michelle28
if there are any helpful hints that might make my stay here a more productive one.

I don't want to be another dumb newbie.

Thanks for your time.

:santa

Yes, welcome Michelle

My suggestions....
-Search the forums before posting new threads
-Stay away from anything that sounds offensive to you (because it most likely is, lol)
-Don't yell, just kindly correct somebody
-Use common sense on language and content, young kids can acess this site
-Just be a good person (or at least try), have some fun, and learn like the rest of us! :)

If you ever need anything, just PM me, E-mail me, or catch me on one of the many messengers I use, and I'm sure that goes for just about anybody here, most are welcome to a PM

[Krell]

: )

[phalkon30]

Originally posted by Krell
: )

hey....just trying to live up to a legend ;)

(btw, think I should cut out the serious crap with actual gramar? lol, its almost getting to be too much for me....I HAVE TO BE SILLY!!!)

[Sockfulloflove]

Originally posted by Krell
: )

LOL

[CCSDUDE]

Originally posted by Krell
: )

Correction....

CAT- Kisser.... ; )

Eh.....at least JLG can dream....lmfao

Edit: Oh yeah, welcome to ZP I'm the resident prick/asshole/bastard/cocksucker/fucker/bitch/ass/jackass

And any other names you can come up with. As my signature says....I've been pissing ZP members off since September 9th.....

Now I'm off to have fun with some kids..... *JUST KIDDING* Incase Kevoid want's to start his shit again....baka....

HAHAHA....OOPS.....Krell, I think I need some meds..... ; P

[tackdaddy]

just be yourself and don't be dumbass.

[phalkon30]

Originally posted by tackdaddy
just be yourself and don't be dumbass.

like me :)

and CCSdudes self description is.........well.............true, but he has some good info every blue moon or so, lol

[Wolfie]

I see roll-call is going on as usual, lmao! j/k

Seriously though welcome to site and have fun, Michelle.

[CCSDUDE]

Originally posted by phalkon30
like me :)

and CCSdudes self description is.........well.............true, but he has some good info every blue moon or so, lol

Ah.....you....weren't.....supposed.....to.....AGRE E with me!

And I think it's more then "once in a blue moon". = P

Have fun with XP (look at it like an emotion con thing....)

Oh and welcome again to the new person here....I'm sure all you demented fuckers will destroy her poor lil mind soon enough....just look at what *YOU* did to Yoda!

Also, you better keep her away from Will Rae....at least till she gets settled in....he has this way of turning you....into something....horrible....

I once saw him turn a upstanding young girl into a whore....she was selling herself on the street for packs of crackers....very heart breaking....indeed....she kept shouting "Cock sucks for crackers" in this raspy salt coated voice....tis was a shame.....

Tata....

[phalkon30]

Originally posted by CCSDUDE
Ah.....you....weren't.....supposed.....to.....AGRE E with me!

And I think it's more then "once in a blue moon". = P

Have fun with XP (look at it like an emotion con thing....)

Oh and welcome again to the new person here....I'm sure all you demented fuckers will destroy her poor lil mind soon enough....just look at what *YOU* did to Yoda!

Also, you better keep her away from Will Rae....at least till she gets settled in....he has this way of turning you....into something....horrible....

I once saw him turn a upstanding young girl into a whore....she was selling herself on the street for packs of crackers....very heart breaking....indeed....she kept shouting "Cock sucks for crackers" in this raspy salt coated voice....tis was a shame.....

Tata....

omg dude....you dont know how fuckin hard I'm laughing right now.....thanx....its almost the most brilliant thing I've heard you say (you know I'm kidding)

btw, whats with the refference to XP, u stoned again?

(I wonder if we should tone it down so we dont scare her......NAH, keep the party goin guys, its nice to see the gang "hangin")

[Crazy Horse]

Hey .... is this Yoda again?!?!?!.....

[Wolfie]

Originally posted by Crazy Horse
Hey .... is this Yoda again?!?!?!.....

I hope not...don't just hate it when the guy/girl mix-ups happens on line! j/k

[Krell]

*smoooooochy*

[Borgster]

hi michelle! welcome to the insane group of members here at zeropaid. btw ccsdude, nice sig, havnt been able to comment on that for awhile, did you do that in paintshop? michelle may the force be with you, young jedi for jorge is obi wan kanobi, ruler of the jedi's. yes master jorge, i will do so.

[CCSDUDE]

Originally posted by Borgster
hi michelle! welcome to the insane group of members here at zeropaid. btw ccsdude, nice sig, havnt been able to comment on that for awhile, did you do that in paintshop?

Yup, 4.0.....I'm a fossil....lmfao

*off in the distance* "Cock sucks for crackers" *echoing softly*

Krell: Now post some really skanky "CAT" for JLG.

Tata....

[phalkon30]

Originally posted by CCSDUDE
Yup, 4.0.....I'm a fossil....lmfao

*off in the distance* "Cock sucks for crackers" *echoing softly*

Krell: Now post some really skanky "CAT" for JLG.

Tata....

awwwwwwwww, would you guys do that for me???? I'm touched you would send me FREE porn :)

I'm glad to have come here instead of that uptight mooo mooo site, you guys have a sense of humor about that crap.....

[Krell]

Originally posted by phalkon30
awwwwwwwww, would you guys do that for me???? I'm touched you would send me FREE porn :)

I'm glad to have come here instead of that uptight mooo mooo site, you guys have a sense of humor about that crap.....

No i dont, I am just tolerant,

mildy tolerant

[Jorge]

welcome.

[phalkon30]

Originally posted by janett999
michelle

welcome...you'll get used to this place!!! its not bad...you can learn alot here....your more then welcome here...they let me stay!!! LOL

Janett, you actually think we wouldnt have let you stay here? lol, this welcome sorta reminds me of krell and Will Rae greeting you here...

(hope nobody saw the ass kissing in my comments)

[Ken17625]

I see roll-call is going on as usual

PRESENT!!!!!!


Welcome to Zeropaid, enjoy your stay!!

hope nobody saw the ass kissing in my comments


My lips....er...keyboard is sealed...er...oh whatever!!!