Do Ladies like Hairy Junk?

[Mels_Smileys45]

Do ladies like their men to groom their junk?

[RACKnRAIL]

My girlfriend doesn't care, so I go o'naturale.

I can imagine all the women and shemales of ZP would vote for you, Mels. You know they love you!!

[fleecy]

i don't mind au naturel or trimmed, but not totally hairless. ag.

[Mels_Smileys45]

I keep the shaft and balls smooth and leave the hair on top. I know you all were very curious! Smooth balls and shaft feel so much better for some reason.

I once shaved off all the butt hair even though I don't have a hairy ass and that is a BIG mistake! When it grows back it is so itchy. Walking around scratching your butt all day is not very fetching.

[fleecy]

yeah, gotta keep the landing strip :)

[fleecy]

mels, you need more options in this poll!

[Mels_Smileys45]

I thought option 3 would be enough and I only added 1 and 2 to make it seem fair. If I could have only provided one option I would have only listed number 3.

[fleecy]

lol well you could have included an all of the above option, and a bald option for those folks who choose that....

[Mels_Smileys45]

Damn! Am I the only one to vote I like Mels huge wenis!? Im getting a complex here.

[Excrement_Cranium]

You know how you can tell that I was born in the 70's?

[1cooldude]

Mel, the survey will not hold much merit unless you get a female point of view. Personally, I don't like to shave anything but I do like my beavers shaved (less hassle with coughing up those damn hair balls). Oh, yes; I prefer full commando also.

[rainbowdemon]

Personally, I don't like to shave anything but I do like my beavers shaved (less hassle with coughing up those damn hair balls). Oh, yes; I prefer full commando also.





Kind of a double standard, isn't it?

[fleecy]

Damn! Am I the only one to vote I like Mels huge wenis!? Im getting a complex here.

hey, i told you to put in an all of the above option....

[napho]

Genitalia shaving is a national obsession in Canada. They have rooms in supermarkets and restaurants for men to be shaven before they can dine or shop.


http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3307/200x150.jpg

[fleecy]

us folks north of the border keep order south of our borders :)

[mountain_rage]

They like what I tell them to like

[Mels_Smileys45]

Genitalia shaving is a national obsession in Canada. They have rooms in supermarkets and restaurants for men to be shaven before they can dine or shop.


http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3307/200x150.jpg


UGZ! I can't stand to have a razor near my junk. I use some clippers and that shaves close enough. I have only had one accident ever and it hurt like hell. I don't know how they cut meat but they did. I guess it got to flopping too much.

I once had some dull clippers and did not realize it till it was too late. They ripped out the hair in a most unpleasant manner. I got so mad I set fire to the cat and stuck a fork in the dogs butthole. Thats what happens when I get mad. You wouldn't like me when I am angry!

[El Comandante]

A man's shaft should rise from the forest like a mighty oak tree! . . . if not... shave.

http://www.nwo.nl/images.nsf/pages/NWOP_6B9CA5/$file/Kauri.JPG

[Mels_Smileys45]

All right! My junk is pulling ahead!


<<< when I look at anna there my pants start to shrink on me

[kippies]

women who like junk like it shaved IMHO

its like the argument for facial hair- if you want it covered you got something to hide....

and yeah I have to agree expecting a hairless beaver when you are caveman yourself smacks of double standards.

Shave it guys your lady will appreciate it or you can bin her...

:icon_thum

[rainbowdemon]

My nether regions are so hairless, I have to avoid Michael Jackson!!

[RACKnRAIL]

I have only had one accident ever and it hurt like hell.

Me too. You just reminded me of a long long time ago, back when I use to smoke cigs, I had a home rolled cig in my mouth while sitting on the shitter and the heater fell out on my member. I don't know how it happened, but gawd did it ever fucking hurt. I got the tinglies just from the thought of it. It may have been Drum tobacco I smoked back then, if I recall.:icon_scra

[Mels_Smileys45]

OH fuck! A burned dick would be the worst! I saw a picture of a guy with a tat that went up his dick the other day. How the fuck can a guy stay hard for that? Fuck that BS! A bloody swollen dick! How about that!!!?

[thepuzzler]

i love you guys

[1cooldude]

OH fuck! A burned dick would be the worst! I saw a picture of a guy with a tat that went up his dick the other day. How the fuck can a guy stay hard for that? Fuck that BS! A bloody swollen dick! How about that!!!?

if you make a digression of about an eighth of an arc, you're into virgin territory and a whole new game called "felching"..not that I know anything about.:icon_thum

[A_mber]

OH fuck! A burned dick would be the worst! I saw a picture of a guy with a tat that went up his dick the other day. How the fuck can a guy stay hard for that? Fuck that BS! A bloody swollen dick! How about that!!!?



I asked my artist this and he says Viagra + Xanax and Tequila.

[fleecy]

just thinking about it makes me cringe, and i don't even have a dick.

[RACKnRAIL]

just thinking about it makes me cringe, and i don't even have a dick.

Hmmm...I wonder how moonlight would feel about it???

[fleecy]

alfresco this time of year?

one word: shrinkage....

[fwhitfie]

I was once told by an ex-girlfriend that she would be much more willing to go down on me much more often if there wasn't any hair in her way...been shaving ever since:icon_thum