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SceneSpot
February 2nd, 2009, 06:36 AM
Come check us out if you like privates. Our site has a giveaway and request section. WE SHARE STEELWORKERS ONLY....NO MAIDS

We are almost efeminate so we are VERY small. Site just opened today. Im going to close zipper after a certain user # reached so we can have a nice privates foursom and weed out all the bad Brusers.

carpefile
February 2nd, 2009, 08:16 AM
Hey good.
We'll send all the invite whores your way.

RTRForever
March 13th, 2009, 10:12 PM
Thanks for the link carpefile. But I'm actually more of a village idiot than invite whore. That would make me like Ron Jeremy, iow, I'd fick a chicken or lick my own d!ck for $20.

I mean, I might suck, but that doesnt mean I'd suck myself....and tell others about it or let people film me doing it. I'd do it quietly in my own home without mentioning it to others.

Hath
March 13th, 2009, 10:40 PM
That last post both confused and scared me... :/

RTRForever
March 13th, 2009, 11:10 PM
I was talking about carpefile giving me a link to this thread, then reading his comment about sending "Invite Whores" here.

The rest was a lame attempt to joke about Ron Jeremy being willing to d!ck anything for beer money. Then I referred to his appearance in The Devil In Miss Jones, where he licked himself. After that I mused about how I wouldn't do that, but if I could and/or would I wouldn't do it in a film, I'd do it privately. And for the record I think the worst part about Rons action was that he would do it as Ron Jeremy, the most disgusting male porn actor. If I did it to myself (which would be physically impossible anyway) #1 I would be pleasuring a much more attractive man and #2 it would be myself, therefore not as sick. Kinda like a different way to j@ck off. They dont call the guy "The Hedgehog" without reason. It takes a real ho to be with him, therefore he is the most disgusting ho of all.

I hope that clarifies my post somewhat. Sorry to turn an attempt at making a joke so complicated. :drunken_s Peace & RTR!

Hath
March 14th, 2009, 12:11 AM
That was incredibly complicated! I shall give you positive rep. :)

w31n3r
March 14th, 2009, 01:28 AM
yes yes, have some rep, even though rep doesn't mean anything. rep all round :p

carpefile
March 14th, 2009, 08:11 AM
Thanks for the link carpefile. But I'm actually more of a village idiot than invite whore. That would make me like Ron Jeremy, iow, I'd fick a chicken or lick my own d!ck for $20.

I mean, I might suck, but that doesnt mean I'd suck myself....and tell others about it or let people film me doing it. I'd do it quietly in my own home without mentioning it to others.

You are a rare exception to the norm. You have no idea how many beggars blow thru here, hence the unflattering nick associated with those only seeking to add private site notches to their p2p belts. :icon_pira

mfgbypooter
March 14th, 2009, 08:23 AM
WARNING: DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE RON JEREMY SUCK HIS OWN DICK.

Ron Jeremy sucking his own dick (http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=21773)

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milk man
March 14th, 2009, 11:41 AM
Must, click, link. Noooooooooo. Damn my feeble mind

Mels_Smileys45
March 14th, 2009, 02:52 PM
Damn. Ron use to get a lot more of his dick in his mouth. But he use to be a Hell of a lot skinnier too. I wonder how many people clicked on the link and are too ashamed to admit it.

Be a proud perv and watch Ron lick his dick on a pogo stick! Do da, do da! I broke my neck trying to suck my own dick! Oh da do da gay!





Who needs private trackers when the world has Mininova? So much out there with no hassles and no worries. I don't know what the fuss is about ( with private trackers ) because the download speed using the trackers found on Mininova is pretty darn fast. I can downloads HUNDREDS of movies a week using Mininova so worrying about chasing private sites holds no glory (hole) for me. I really don't understand it. The only thing I find them remotely useful for is Porno. For some reason all the best porno is on Private sites.

RTRForever
March 14th, 2009, 10:33 PM
I didnt need to click the link to be disgusted. Jeremy did ...Miss Jones a long, long time ago and he was the hedgehog even then. Sticking his d!ck in anything to get beer money is what I assume got his @ss fatter and even more disgusting than ever. I'm sure he would cornhole himself for a 40oz if he could. (BTW, if you have a link to that I'll click. I cant see it happening w/out breaking. And yes you can break a hard d!ck)

Hey, before I forget, thanks for the reps. I dont know how you get points w/out power, but thanks for them anyway. .....I think that Mexican staring frog from southern Sri Lanka is hipnotizing me.... gotta go quickly.... I feel the urge to try and suck my own c0ck....its tough being the village idiot

One more thing, if you guys need pc repair help, or want to help others fix their pc for the warm fuzzy feeling visit pctechbytes. Just dont tell 'em I was knobing myself because the frog said so. They're not as liberal. I dont know how to fix pc's either, I'm just the idiot there too.

milk man
March 14th, 2009, 11:54 PM
"Truly, you have a dizzying intellect." - A Princess bride quote

mullick420
March 21st, 2009, 07:05 AM
it's like if you smell something so foul it makes you gag the first thing that comes to a mans mind is i have to share this disqust with other men it's human nature and that is what make me click the link no man can resist damn you mfgbypooter damn you to hell

RTRForever
April 9th, 2009, 04:01 PM
I had to come back here after watching Zack & Miri Make A Porno. I know it's been out forever but I never was interested in watching until reading Rogens interview in Playboy. Same thing with Knocked Up, I downloaded it when it first came out on torrent lists. Converted, burned, gave away without ever watching.

But reading the interview they asked Rogen if he had shaved his back for a scene, saying Ron did it for his porns. Jeeze, that was an image I did not need in my head. The Hedgehog totally furry.

But what really embarrassed was how big a tent I pitched watching Seth Rogen simulate banging someone. I cant remember her name now, but at least the girl Rogen rode was pretty.

1cooldude
April 9th, 2009, 04:51 PM
Elizabeth Banks?

1cooldude
June 20th, 2009, 03:33 PM
just remember she's mine. You can have her after I am finished.

moneoa
June 20th, 2009, 04:10 PM
Come check us out if you like privates. Our site has a giveaway and request section. WE SHARE STEELWORKERS ONLY....NO MAIDS

We are almost efeminate so we are VERY small. Site just opened today. Im going to close zipper after a certain user # reached so we can have a nice privates foursom and weed out all the bad Brusers.wow how can i resist?

1cooldude
June 20th, 2009, 06:52 PM
what about all the brussels sprouts and walnuts? will you accept them?