View Full Version : Poll: Did Elmo Cause Global Warming
View Full Version : Poll: Did Elmo Cause Global Warming
Mels_Smileys45
January 1st, 2009, 08:35 AM
I don't know know but I heard from a guy who knew some people that heard some shit about Elmo and how he caused this whole Global Warming shit...But I need proof. This is where the Poll comes into play. I need to know if its a fact or not so vote today!
carpefile
January 1st, 2009, 09:05 AM
Proof positive already in just over 30 minutes.
100% of poll respondents show that Elmo is the root cause of global warming.
You just can't argue with solid numbers.
Mels_Smileys45
January 1st, 2009, 09:19 AM
Lets kill that little fuck!
Excrement_Cranium
January 1st, 2009, 09:31 AM
He also got my wife pragnant, he formed a babby. The little red bastard.
YWD67
January 1st, 2009, 09:48 AM
He is also a kiddy pervert; he is always trying to get some kid to tickle him. He is always hanging with those two live-in homos Bert and Enie as well.
Feather
January 1st, 2009, 03:08 PM
http://www.lickmycards.com/images/066.jpg
Lord_of_the_Dense
January 1st, 2009, 03:18 PM
I hate that creature.
grab_grab_the_haddock
January 1st, 2009, 03:21 PM
It was Bert and Ernie and Ive seen the blog post that proves it.
shawners
January 1st, 2009, 06:38 PM
It was Bert and Ernie and Ive seen the blog post that proves it.
Actually your pretty correct. See, gays have to take a condom off unlike many others have to. They have to fart to get it from being logged in their asshole.. And that creates gas that can produce a global warming effect, kind of like the sheep and cattle is doing in New Zealand.
Hath
January 1st, 2009, 08:17 PM
Fuckin elmo and is obsessive need to be tickled. I knew there was more to the little bastard.
El Comandante
January 2nd, 2009, 08:50 AM
Never trust someone with bug eyes and an orange nose. Fisher Price is obviously owned by Satanists.
superhands
January 2nd, 2009, 08:50 AM
he didnt because global warming is a lie 2 make u buy more hamsters :icon_scra
Mels_Smileys45
January 2nd, 2009, 08:59 AM
This has become quite a debate! Its still looking like Elmo might be in big trouble! I say we kill him and see if things cool off a bit. Its always good to be safe, just in case ya know.
mfgbypooter
January 2nd, 2009, 10:41 AM
wow. I never knew the sheep and cattle in New Zealand wore condoms.
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mountain_rage
January 2nd, 2009, 10:46 AM
Don't let the cute furry exterior fool you, he has a bowel system that spews like st helens
YWD67
January 2nd, 2009, 12:19 PM
I also noticed he has a slight latino acent as well. I am betting he is an illegal.
I am suprised don has not asked INS to investigate him for such.
Then again don probably has him as a house boy at fifty cents an hour and does not want to lose the cheap labor.
YWD67
January 3rd, 2009, 04:08 PM
Sesame Street as a whole is suspect in the cause of many of the problems facing this nation.
With all its assorted type of creatures wiith abnormal diets and digestive sysytems, god only knows what kind of biproduct they emitt in their discharge.
Then there is the social and cultural differnce that are causing this nation to lose its identity.
I am sure don web is with me when I sa would should level the whole street with saturation bombing and let god sort them out.