Alright, this shit has gone too far!

[Signa]

I remember when I was 13 or so, a movie came out that looked cute, but just a little below my target demographic. I am referring to the movie known as "Air Bud."

Sure, it was cute story about a basketball playing dog, but then it devolved into something more heinous. Sure, the next stop was to take the dog into other sports so as not to discriminate other sports fans, but what the hell is with that "buddies" spin-off that they have made 2 movies from.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_byn6y38SQ&feature=related

Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK? Now they are going to space! It doesn't even look like a low buget film because of all the computer animation. GAH! I am so appalled!

[thelastfreeman]

In other news, Disney gets prosecuted for animal cruelty. They've been kicking the same dead horse since 1998.

[mountain_rage]

They do it because animals sell, and they are cheap. Rather than paying an actor 20 million they can pay a dog trainer by the hour.

[Excrement_Cranium]

All I can say is....














































COOOOOOOCK ROCKET!!!

[Feather]

All I can say is waaaaaah get over it. It is Disney. That is what they do. Kids love it.

[YWD67]

Just another indication that the end of the human race is at hand.
Oh and here is one more sign that comes out the end of this month.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1176410/

The final sign will be if there is ever a Mr. Ed movie made.
Mark this post people, the end will be shortly after that.

[DrewWilson]

Disney - we re-sell crap and extend the copyright term so we can keep reselling crap!

[Feather]

there ya go and it has been a good working model for them.

[mountain_rage]

They were starting to slip, with Pixar becoming the big animator on the block. If they did not merge with Pixar, I'm fairly confident Disney would be up shits creak right now.

[Feather]

disney buys up all its competition sooner or later.
muppets come to mind

[mountain_rage]

Well Disney did not really buy Pixar, they merged together. In fact, Jobs in now the largest stake holder of Disney.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Some say that Pixar is going downhill but I thought Wall-E was fantastic. I would like to see them movie into the more sophisticated animation realm as there are some stories that could be done so well by them.

Disney has its ups and downs. It always has but sooner or later it rights itself and keeps on chugging along. I remember the Disney of my days: The Fox and the Hound, The Rescuers, The Apple Dumpling Gang, Escape from Witch Mountain and tons more.

Anyone see the 90's movie "Rocketman"? Thats the last Disney movie I saw and loved. I actually saw it on LSD the first time. I laughed till my jaws hurt.

[Signa]

Some say that Pixar is going downhill but I thought Wall-E was fantastic. I would like to see them movie into the more sophisticated animation realm as there are some stories that could be done so well by them.

Disney has its ups and downs. It always has but sooner or later it rights itself and keeps on chugging along. I remember the Disney of my days: The Fox and the Hound, The Rescuers, The Apple Dumpling Gang, Escape from Witch Mountain and tons more.

Anyone see the 90's movie "Rocketman"? Thats the last Disney movie I saw and loved. I actually saw it on LSD the first time. I laughed till my jaws hurt.

Do you mean "Rocketeer?" I saw that movie when I was like 7 years old. It's awkward thinking you were on LSD at the same time I was watching that.

[Sephiroth]

I remember when I was 13 or so, a movie came out that looked cute, but just a little below my target demographic. I am referring to the movie known as "Air Bud."

Sure, it was cute story about a basketball playing dog, but then it devolved into something more heinous. Sure, the next stop was to take the dog into other sports so as not to discriminate other sports fans, but what the hell is with that "buddies" spin-off that they have made 2 movies from.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_byn6y38SQ&feature=related

Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK? Now they are going to space! It doesn't even look like a low buget film because of all the computer animation. GAH! I am so appalled!

That was so bad it was funny.

Then again there have been plenty of bad movies aimed towards kids. I think I can top Space Buddies with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtMZKYnLg5c

[Feather]

Seph where ya been hiding buddy

[DrewWilson]

Ugh. I can't believe how badly they trashed the Super Mario Bro's line with that trailer.

Maybe that's what they'll do next, Super Mario Buddies. Take one bad movie, combine it with another bad movie to make one great big horrible movie.

[Sephiroth]

Seph where ya been hiding buddy

Ive been doing some console gaming, playing some WOW and other stuff.

[DrewWilson]

So THAT's why you disappeared for four months. Welcome back.

[Feather]

Ive been doing some console gaming, playing some WOW and other stuff.

Yeah I have been playing Legend of Ares alot but server is down for servicing

[Signa]

That was so bad it was funny.

Then again there have been plenty of bad movies aimed towards kids. I think I can top Space Buddies with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtMZKYnLg5c



nononononono, not even close. First of all; explosions. That already has space buddies beat. Second, SMB was a videogame movie, those can't help but suck because they are based off of a non-movie. It never works out to properly capture the entertainment value of a non-movie with a movie.

Really, think about it, as bad as SMB sucked, it really was quite good for what they had to work with. Quick! give me a plot synopsis of the real SMB games. Does it sound better than the one in the preview? I don't think it does. The SMB took a completely empty plot and turned it into a high budget B movie. Pretty impressive if you ask me.

[Theinfamousone]

That was so bad it was funny.

Then again there have been plenty of bad movies aimed towards kids. I think I can top Space Buddies with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtMZKYnLg5c

lol, that was a sick movie. I remember watching that movie when I was 9, probably about the max age you could be and still appreciate it. I thought Daisy was so hot. Signa and I are apparently the same age.

[Excrement_Cranium]

This is the "bring out the lost lurkers" thread.

[ctarlet]

I have many of the Disney classics such as the Rescuers, Peterpan (the original), Snow White etc... but for some reason my children were more into the sequels than the originals. I have never really understood why. Disney knows what they are doing when it comes to targeting the children. Bright flashing colors, quick movements and lots of music that the kids can sing along with and dance to. I guess our generation of Disney wasn't nearly as fascinating as we once thought.

[Signa]

I guess our generation of Disney wasn't nearly as fascinating as we once thought.


No, I'm pretty certain that kids wont be talking about and watching Hanna Montana in 50 years, let alone 3. Seriously, MY GRANDMA watched Pinochio when she was a little girl, and so did I when I was young too. Old-school Disney knew how to make long-standing classics. Current Disney just knows how to make money.

[Feather]

no they will be talking about the nude pics of Hannah Montana in 3 years or the porn vid leaked from her cell phone

[Signa]

no they will be talking about the nude pics of Hannah Montana in 3 years or the porn vid leaked from her cell phone


Just like in the end of the South Park episode early this season. :icon_thum

[Hath]

I am just glad there hasn't been a Billy Ray Cyruse sex tape.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Do you mean "Rocketeer?" I saw that movie when I was like 7 years old. It's awkward thinking you were on LSD at the same time I was watching that.


No not that one...Rocket Man http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120029/ with Harland Williams

[YWD67]

No not that one...Rocket Man http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120029/ with Harland Williams


Love the scene where he shares his air supply with the other guy and farts and it passes through to his suit.:icon_thum:icon_thum

[Signa]

No not that one...Rocket Man http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120029/ with Harland Williams

Love the scene where he shares his air supply with the other guy and farts and it passes through to his suit.:icon_thum:icon_thum

Well that explains why the movie was so entertaining on drugs. Probably the only way it was watchable.

[YWD67]

So THAT's why you disappeared for four months. Welcome back.

Nope, Seph was trying to hide from all those "G.W. is a great President" post he made when he got elected for the second time.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Love the scene where he shares his air supply with the other guy and farts and it passes through to his suit.:icon_thum:icon_thum

lol, and theyre like the only two people on Mars and he claims "It wasn't me!"