who's the biggest douchebag on zeropaid?

[grab_grab_the_haddock]

Plenty of douchebags running round posting crap on zeropaid. which one is the worst?

[Mels_Smileys45]

Shit! I guess I will vote for feather since somehow you left off Donny boy.

[mountain_rage]

Yes I'm winning, suck on that all you wannabe bitches.

[A_mber]

I couldn't help but vote for mountain rage, you seemed to want it so badly, I thought I'd help out hun.

[thelastfreeman]

This is an incomplete poll

[RACKnRAIL]

Come on, you didn't even include the biggest douchebag of all, pantherous...or whatever the fuck his douchebag name is.

[Excrement_Cranium]

In ten characters: me.

[MoonMan]

Another cutting edge poll by grab.

It's too difficult to make a decision. All of the choices seem interchangeable.

[mountain_rage]

Was contemplating growing a beard to make myself look older, case and point I'm the bigger duchebag.

[Feather]

Its tied up Mountain

[mountain_rage]

Not if my duchbagged clones have anything to say about it. Crank that, soldia boyeeeeeeee (http://thepeoplesnews.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/flavaflav11.jpg)

[Feather]

I call a cheat.
Hanging chads
recount
where is Jeb when you need him?

[Tic3]

I'm selling my vote. Let the bids begin at..say...$200

[notbob]

soul has got to be. preppy socal wannabee is synonymous with douchebag. sort of like niedermeyer on animal house

[wapazoid]

Was contemplating growing a beard to make myself look older, case and point I'm the bigger duchebag.

Don't forget the beret. You've got my support, bro.

[YWD67]

You also left out our vampire jellyroll eating friend VAMPYRE BLADE.

[Mels_Smileys45]

You also left out our vampire jellyroll eating friend VAMPYRE BLADE.

he is not a douche bag he is a colostomy bag

[wapazoid]

Ah yes, the guy that stockpiles guns because he likes how they look.

[Feather]

I like to stock pile them to shoot anyone within a thousand yards of my homestead

[rainbowdemon]

This is an incomplete poll



VERY incomplete!!

[YWD67]

Here is an old turd from the past.
SEPH
When I found ZP, it was about 6 months before I registered and made my first post. I could no longer read his, I am moraly right post, with out putting in my two cents.
Feather he was living up your way going to school at Tampa College, when he tried to mod this site into the ground.

[Feather]

Actually i believe it was Gainesville. And I do believe he is living in the panhandle now.

[mfgbypooter]

he still posts from time to time.

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[Feather]

Yeah I miss Seph

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

You guys are gonna make me cry.

[Malakai1911]

don webb

:)

[Excrement_Cranium]

Ah yes, the guy that stockpiles guns because he likes how they look.

Yeah. Love that shit.

"So, what are your hobbies?"


"Oh, I collect harmless things... baseball cards and ASSAULT RIFLES."

[northwest stew]

don webb

:)Hey that's quite an inclusive list but I think you need to update it and put me on there cause you need another canadian on that list.lol .and I vote for herbie swartz

[Excrement_Cranium]

Hey that's quite an inclusive list but I think you need to update it and put me on there cause you need another canadian on that list.lol .and I vote for herbie swartz

You are disqualified from douchebaggery for having boobies in your avatar. Boobies grant forgiveness for all transgressions.

[northwest stew]

You are disqualified from douchebaggery for having boobies in your avatar. Boobies grant forgiveness for all transgressions.No lol not the poll list ,he has a list of people in his post in white ink ,look closer.

[mountain_rage]

You are disqualified from douchebaggery for having boobies in your avatar. Boobies grant forgiveness for all transgressions.

Wow I must be one sweet ass duche to be able to amass so many votes with a females nipple in my avatar.

[wapazoid]

Muppet nipples don't count, ya douche.

[mountain_rage]

Shut up douche, its a real nipple blurred and colorized. If you weren't such a dumb ass you would know that.

[wapazoid]

Only a douche would blur and colorize a nipple...

Then add a flaming muppet.

Ya douche.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Ya gotta be a real doucher to beat out SoulXtc

[wapazoid]

Yuppers.

A douche swiggin' off Summer's Eve like a water bottle.

[Mels_Smileys45]

How many douches does it take to clean the shit out of ZP's stink hole?

[thelastfreeman]

How many douches does it take to clean the shit out of ZP's stink hole?

One. By not posting.

[w31n3r]

Only a douche would blur and colorize a nipple...

Then add a flaming muppet.

Ya douche.

sacrilege! how darest ye skeakest of that most hallowed symbol of ZPs virility, the bouncing frog? this calls for the most extreme of punishments for this vile transgression; i say 20mins alone with paris hilton!

One. By not posting.

:icon_scra

[wapazoid]

i say 20mins alone with paris hilton!

For the love of Ozzy and all that is unholy.. NNNNOOO (http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p150/wapazoid/ZeroPaid/2073544472_1239d16788_o.jpg).

[wapazoid]

How many douches does it take to clean the shit out of ZP's stink hole?

None.

Fill hole with Comet. Force insert rounded toilet brush. Scrub-fuck it like there's no tomorrow.

Rinse

Repeat

[Mels_Smileys45]

Well Krell was here a minute ago...so for a few minutes the douche bag stock went way up!

He modified some users options and then left. I think perhaps he subscribed to a thread he was looking into...I think I know who he voted for here

[El Comandante]

Well Krell was here a minute ago...so for a few minutes the douche bag stock went way up!

He modified some users options and then left. I think perhaps he subscribed to a thread he was looking into...I thik I know who he voted for here

yes he was.... dwelling on the top 3 Zeropaid moments. Reminiscing I think. He should come back. He was an entertaining and cantankerous dude.

[Mels_Smileys45]

yes he was.... dwelling on the top 3 Zeropaid moments. Reminiscing I think. He should come back. He was an entertaining and cantankerous dude.

Look at the top search queries of ZP, strange..

[w31n3r]

krell once posted his ebook collection and said he'll up them someday. i still dream about it. hate to sound corny, but what little i know of IT was largely inspired by him. hope you come back dude.

EDIT: in retrospect, calling krell back, from the douchebag thread at that may not be the most flattering thing to do...

[Mels_Smileys45]

I burned out my DVD drive by running it a few days straight trying to recover a bad DVD. This is completely off subject but it sucks. I need to get my movie collection transferred over to a hard drive for my WD media player but I can't. I have about 2 Terrabytes or porn on a few drives but only 300Gigs of regular movies stored on hard drive. Sad huh? Still 300G of movies will keep my satisfied for a while.

I havent watched my cable TV in about 3 days now.

[wapazoid]

2TB of porn? You goin' "light" on us, or what? Archiving on HD's is definitely the way to go. I've got a mac mini connected to the big screen, serving up dvds on 2 1TB externals. No swappin' discs, and can burn a flick at will for friends.

Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving!

[Mels_Smileys45]

2TB of porn? You goin' "light" on us, or what? Archiving on HD's is definitely the way to go. I've got a mac mini connected to the big screen, serving up dvds on 2 1TB externals. No swappin' discs, and can burn a flick at will for friends.

Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving!

Lol, thats just what I have on hand. I have a room full of shit saved on DVD going back to 2001! The 2001 clips suck but are fun to reminisce and spank too. I usually just keep the "classics" (70's - 95)on my hard drive so I can share them on winmx groups

[wapazoid]

The classics are what I typically enjoy. But I have to admit, I have been so turned off by porn over the last month. It happened after a literal dusk till dawn fleshlight session with caballeroclassics.com

My mojo sucks right now.

[Mels_Smileys45]

The classics are what I typically enjoy. But I have to admit, I have been so turned off by porn over the last month. It happened after a literal dusk till dawn fleshlight session with caballeroclassics.com

My mojo sucks right now.


They have meds for that! lol I go through porn phases. Sometimes I don't look at pron for a long time while other times I find a new chick and get obsessed with finding every clip I can find of her.

[Mels_Smileys45]

That damn Mountain Rage and his DVD's that last a few days. I want to change my vote! lol

I enjoy debate more than anyone but DAMN! Must everyone always be wrong!!!!!



BTW, I can't believe I only have three votes! I must be losing my touch. I will turn up the douche...the DOUCHE is loose!

[wapazoid]

What was the "theory" and "therefore, thus" solution?


I'd love to be a fly on the wall during a job interview.



Edit: Oh, nm...

Make sure those discs never see the light of day or else.

[mountain_rage]

BTW, I can't believe I only have three votes! I must be losing my touch. I will turn up the douche...the DOUCHE is loose!

Can always blame it on psychology. You were at the bottom of the list, and by the time people got that far down, they had already made up their mind. Also my approximation to Soul gave me an edge, as people automatically associated me to his douchebagedness. Also by voting for myself 3 times, I ensured that the undecided vote would go to me, as undecided people just want to be right, and chances are I would be voted the biggest duchebag.

[CutChaotic]

BTW, I can't believe I only have three votes! I must be losing my touch. I will turn up the douche...the DOUCHE is loose!


o gosh mels, get over yourself...blah:icon_geek

[Mels_Smileys45]

o gosh mels, get over yourself...blah:icon_geek


Hey! I am still a BIGGER douche than you! lol

[Feather]

How the hell am I so far behind?
The collar is popped now bitches

[mountain_rage]

Apparently Mels just put on a pink shirt.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Never count out a real douche bag!

[mountain_rage]

Look at that bitches, I'd be winning even if I didn't vote for myself. Not even the post whore mels can out duche me.

[grab_grab_the_haddock]

I'm now ready to officially declare mountain_rage the ZP douchebaggery champion of 2008. Here he is on his way to collect his reward.

http://www.wackyarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/popped-collar-3.jpg

[CutChaotic]

congratulations! here is your Reward (http://www.imageflux.net/uploads/740111Douchebag.jpg)

And you must add this (http://www.power983fm.com/images/DOUCHEBAG_OF_WEEK.jpg) to your sig for 3 weeks

[mountain_rage]

congratulations! here is your Reward (http://www.imageflux.net/uploads/740111Douchebag.jpg)

And you must add this (http://www.power983fm.com/images/DOUCHEBAG_OF_WEEK.jpg) to your sig for 3 weeks

As if, its blue, and lacking 1. pop up collar, 2.trucker hat, 3.Aviator Glasses.

Anyway suck on that you dipshits, I'm the winner, ya me you bunch of fags. I'm going to go listen to my mix of Blink and Wutang ma *****s.<---- Only banned word in zeropaid, members can figure it out.

[wapazoid]

***werd!***

[Feather]

I call for a recount
Mountain is not a natural born citizen. He is a rectal baby.
And Mels should be disqualified for soliciting gay goat sex in airport bathrooms
Soulxtc could qualify for for being a human no less a douce

[mountain_rage]

I call for a recount
Mountain is not a natural born citizen. He is a rectal baby.
And Mels should be disqualified for soliciting gay goat sex in airport bathrooms
Soulxtc could qualify for for being a human no less a douce

rectal my ass...

Don't taze me bro

Also its couldn't you dick wad, not could. I knew the reserves had a second rate education but common. This is purposefully offensive to increase my duchebagedness

[Feather]

dont flush it. it has eyes

[wapazoid]

That reminds me of the toilet scene from Ghoulies.

[mountain_rage]

http://jhockey.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/douchebag.jpg

[Mels_Smileys45]

:icon_rr: - Hi! I am mountain_rage and I am a HUGE douche!

[mountain_rage]

Your just jealous of my wiki skills. Crumble at my almighty ability to reinforce my basic knowledge of a topic with a gargantuan resource.

[RACKnRAIL]

:icon_rr: - Hi! I am mountain_rage and I am a HUGE douche!

Not just any douche, a Canadian douche, dude.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Your just jealous of my wiki skills. Crumble at my almighty ability to reinforce my basic knowledge of a topic with a gargantuan resource.

Needed an edit:

:icon_rr: - Hi! I am mountain_rage and I am a GARGANTUAN basic wiki skilled douche!

[mountain_rage]

You forgot the thumbs up :icon_thum

Needed an edit:

:icon_rr: - Hi! I am mountain_rage and I am a GARGANTUAN basic wiki skilled douche!

Do I really sound like that in real life?

[Mels_Smileys45]

You forgot the thumbs up :icon_thum



Do I really sound like that in real life?


You beat me in the pole (and Soulxtc)! Nuff said

:icon_rr: - I am mountain_rage and this is my real picture!

[DrewWilson]

Not just any douche, a Canadian douche, dude.

So what's that with the exchange rate?

[Feather]

at least 2 to 1

[RACKnRAIL]

So what's that with the exchange rate?

79% douchebag

[Excrement_Cranium]

79% douchebag

So... one Canadian douchebag is only worth 0.79 Yankee douchbeags?

[RACKnRAIL]

So... one Canadian douchebag is only worth 0.79 Yankee douchbeags?


That's with the current exchange rate.

Pantereon is still 100% douchebag, even if he is from vancouver.

[A_mber]

all I can really say is....I know who is NOT!

[mountain_rage]

Wait... Are you insinuating that we have allowed a non douche to roister amongst us? We should find them, and put their flesh light in a preheated 450F convection oven.

[ctarlet]

Can I change my answer?

[Mels_Smileys45]

Ummm...Did Feather get another vote???

[mountain_rage]

Not sure... Soul did tho, even without his presence his douchebagedness is still growing.

[whitenoise22]

Im voting feather cause he doesnt let me say the n word. I dont understand why but w.e

[carpefile]

Can't believe I wasn't even considered douchey enough to make the cut for the poll.

Imma have to kick it up a notch.

[mfgbypooter]

ding.

one write in for carpe.

next.

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[rainbowdemon]

Im voting feather cause he doesnt let me say the n word. I dont understand why but w.e

You can't say that word here. Try it, along with all the profanity you can think of, but all that will get blocked is ******.




See?

[Mels_Smileys45]

Can't believe I wasn't even considered douchey enough to make the cut for the poll.

Imma have to kick it up a notch.



At one time I would not have thought about you and douche bag in the same line of reasoning but you have pretty much fixed that lately! Congrats! The Douche club is getting crowded



:icon_rr: - this thread doesn't need a douche, it needs an ENEMA! ******!

[carpefile]

Oh RahBahBah.

If we didn't disagree on at least a couple of issues it would be boring, don't you think?

[Mels_Smileys45]

Oh RahBahBah.

If we didn't disagree on at least a couple of issues it would be boring, don't you think?


Definitely. I don't let difference in opinions get in the way of a perfectly good douche bag.

[Mels_Smileys45]

BTW, just wondering...do douche bags actually come in different sizes? Are there Maxi Douche Bags for the gal who needs that little extra douching power?

When those others douches are not enough, Maxi Douche will fill it up!

[mfgbypooter]

For real pucker power I really enjoy the taste of a full flavored vinegar douche.

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[mfgbypooter]

I don't mind showing the ladies some respect, since I have it tattooed on my pecker.

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[soulxtc]

soul has got to be. preppy socal wannabee is synonymous with douchebag. sort of like niedermeyer on animal house

Preppy? You don't even know me.

All my friends are potheads and I live in the middle of the last town on California's proverbial "Hippie Trail."

BTW congrats Mountain Rage. Your douchebaggery is apparently unparalleled. :icon_salu

[YWD67]

Preppy? You don't even know me.

All my friends are potheads and I live in the middle of the last town on California's proverbial "Hippie Trail."

You live at the bus stop at Hate & Ashbury?

[soulxtc]

You live at the bus stop at Hate & Ashbury?

There's no bus stops on Haight or Ashbury :icon_pira

[Mels_Smileys45]

All the Obama trolls are racist douche bags. If he wasn't black these trolls wouldnt be here starting fights all the time.

The Mods are douche bags for letting these trolls use ZP as their podium to start shit and bash the new President because he is black and a Democrat...Plus they just think its funny to start fights.

Trolling for fights is all the Obama bashers are doing.