Do you avoid Don Webbs posts

[Mels_Smileys45]

I find myself avoiding them now. Its tiresome and boring.

[mfgbypooter]

maybe don webb is grab grab in disguise.

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[Feather]

Maybe GrabGrab is Helenap< don webb, moon light, Pamela69, and a host of other clones

[Mels_Smileys45]

Maybe GrabGrab is Helenap< don webb, moon light, Pamela69, and a host of other clones


I would agree with that assessment excluding one.

[topino]

Me..? Offcourse, I avoid my own shadow if possible..

Nice thread lool :icon_pira

[Feather]

which one the one with family dying every week

[El Comandante]

Don is just suffering..... so he clings to guns, religion and beer.....

[Tic3]

I tend to skim over them...occasionally read a sentence or two. I don't know that I've ever read an entire post, though.

[mfgbypooter]

maybe its the one sleeping with one eye open.

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[cheapprick]

I can't stand all of these clones.

[wapazoid]

Maybe GrabGrab is Helenap< don webb, moon light, Pamela69, and a host of other clones

EEEEEEEEEEE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40) <<<< clicky

[carpefile]

EEEEEEEEEEE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40) <<<< clickywicked awesome

[RACKnRAIL]

DW isn't far off from GW.

[ROMANTICGUY50]

I am just tired of them and dont really read them.

[wingnut2600]

Donn Webb has disappointed me as of late. I used to think he was fun, but his latest posts have shown that his previously displayed sense of humor was a sign of his underlying insanity.

I am cool with dissenting viewpoints, but his recent posts have been nothing more than partisan pandering linkbait.

Then again, he has brought color to the lifeless forums (not that it attracts me to become part of the conversation).

[Excrement_Cranium]

Donn Webb has disappointed me as of late. I used to think he was fun, but his latest posts have shown that his previously displayed sense of humor was a sign of his underlying insanity.

I am cool with dissenting viewpoints, but his recent posts have been nothing more than partisan pandering linkbait.

Then again, he has brought color to the lifeless forums (not that it attracts me to become part of the conversation).

That's my thought.


Drama is the lifeblood of zeropaid.

[mfgbypooter]

Don Webb's posts are a lot like a moon light post.

They both have some kind of value if you like that kind of merchandise.

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[don webb]

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I wanted to give it a good full 24hrs before I replied to let all that wanted to get their votes in do so. Plus I been a bit busy with the new house. “WOW’ 12 votes, I was hoping for a few more??.


I do notice however that the only comments came from the same old few with the exception of a just few others, the one's correcting spelling and grammar and such, or telling people how ignorant they are or what a bad avatar they have chosen like I've seen for years here.........blah blah


The type of comments which “I believe” keep but a few from posting at all to begin with, I’d like to see more………


But..... you see I don’t give a shit, we’re not all perfect I for one. I’ll drink my cold beer and keep posting my tiring, boring Conservative views and cling to my guns and religion. I'm having a ball....If you feel fit to read them great, if not well?

I do have some off days, but they aren’t all bad. I do notice a good number of views so I suppose someone is reading them.


You keep posting about your tiring, boring Liberal views and and cling to your Messiah too. Keep posting, I like reading how you like to eat each others asses and such, get them real clean OK.


I do have a few tips for you on that matter.

Before you start eating you to make sure its real clean. You need to spend at least 5 minutes in that area to have maximum cleanage. How would you feel if you were a girl/guy and while you were licking some guys sausage you get a nice whiff of some anal grease and dingle berries from a soft textured turd that required about 12 wipes in the public restroom? You think it's clean but it is NOT!!! THAT WILL NOT CLEAN YOUR ASS!!!!

Here's a couple more tips:

Tip 1: You can either use some baby wipes (my personal favorite) or you can use a technique I learned from an ex-girlfriend of mine, you wet the toilet paper and proceed to wipe front-to-back, NOT back-to-front. You risk sliding some of the grease beneath your ball sack which creates another problem. This only applies to those who do not get what is called a perfect excrement session aka.."A Clean Break" to where the ca-ca breaks off completely and all you have to do is wipe the water off your gluteus after the initial plop.

Tip 2: Shave the hair off around your rectal, nuts and butt crack. This is just common knowledge, if you don’t you risk piling up a weeks worth of dingle berries and in rare occasions, creation of shit dreadlocks to where the ca-ca firmly laminates itself to the ass hair and it twists together as you walk. This is more likely to happen to those who wear boxers because of the free "airflow" and those who don’t shower often because you give the poop time to dry up like cement.

Tip 3: Jump into a public pool or spa. This is just as effective as a shower or even better because you get maximum "soakage" and it requires less work such and combats lazy reach arounds in the shower. Believe it or not, that is the only useful purpose for public pools, I think of them as gigantic bathtubs that goggle up loose ass hairs, dingleberries and makes a great place to take a quick pee. If I find myself in that situation, I just jump in the pool on one end, pee then swim to the other end, do a couple quick 360's under water then jump out the shallow side and dry off.

Tip 4: Go to the beach and be a good Samaritan, jump into the ocean and "feed the fish", fish LOVE dung, I have 2 goldfish and they are always sucking each others doo-doo holes. Get a nice, salty ass treatment. For those of you who gets bumps after shaving your pubes or ass, this is a great to dry those up. Just simply go out past the waves a bit, however, don’t be too obvious if you are going to release some bait into the ocean. Flop around a bit, move around because if you sit still people will become suspicious and besides the poop might float up to the surface quickly. Fish will love you for it!

Tip 5: Woman love to get manicures and pedicures, I call this the "assicure" It has a meaningful name Ass I Cure, it's self explanitory..yes, it is up to you to cure that hideous ass smell and here is how you do it in the shower. Pamper yourself, get the water Luke warm and try to get the shower nozzle to propel the water quickly. Begin by turning in the opposite direction of the shower, about 180 degrees to where the nozzle in shooting directly down your ass crack. Position yourself at a 90 degree angle, butt up nice and high, reach around and spread your butt cheeks and let the water do its magic. The object is to really clean out the crevices of your brown eye, wedged up about a 1/4 inch of the butt hole is some fecal matter that masks itself like a bat in a cave. This will allow the water to loosen it up for the wash cloth lathering. The next step is to lather your wash cloth with some body wash or soap bar. Reach around and scrub it good, go ahead and wrap the towel around a finger of choice (I use my middle finger) and put that finger up your asshole and move it around in a circular motion. Go ahead and scrub nice and good up the butt crack to make sure you get all the grease. After you are done, rinse well then repeat step 1.

ADDITIONAL NOTE: Putting your finger in your ass doesn’t make you gay, it might burn a bit though depending on the soap you use. For those guys who insist on having anal sex with their girlfriends all the time, if you think one finger hurts, go ahead and use two fingers and see how it feels. It feels like a massive shit you take in the morning after a night of drinking and eating the 4 slices of jalapeno pepper pizza.

That is all for now party people, hope this hass been insightful. I would love some feedback from possible success stories.


P.S. I AM OFFERING FREE SERVICE TO LADIES WHO WANT TO GIVE ME HEAD JUST TO SEE HOW A PROFESSIONAL COLON CLEANSING SHOULD BE DONE . :drunken_s



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[wapazoid]

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But..... you see I don’t give a shit


I'm thinking this probably would have been a good place to end your post. :icon_sunn

[El Comandante]

That was one hell of a tangent you got off on there.. Don.

[mfgbypooter]

I have 2 goldfish and they are always sucking each others doo-doo holes.
. It's like, monkey see, monkey doo. No, that's monkees. But fish swim in schools so I wonder who taught them that.

Hmm.

I really need to get me a couple of goldfish...

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[moon light]

lamo lamo lamo but some ppl sent to me on the Private told me we love ur posts

[wapazoid]

Silence!

Any more of your bullshit, and I'll send a batch of clones to hold you down and frost your hair.

[mountain_rage]

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P.S. I AM OFFERING FREE SERVICE TO LADIES WHO WANT TO GIVE ME HEAD JUST TO SEE HOW A PROFESSIONAL COLON CLEANSING SHOULD BE DONE . :drunken_s



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Must be pretty desperate to get internet head. The only people trying to get head on the internet are sexual predators and losers, so which are you?

[Signa]

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I wanted to give it a good full 24hrs before I replied to let all that wanted to get their votes in do so. Plus I been a bit busy with the new house. “WOW’ 12 votes, I was hoping for a few more??.


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P.S. I AM OFFERING FREE SERVICE TO LADIES WHO WANT TO GIVE ME HEAD JUST TO SEE HOW A PROFESSIONAL COLON CLEANSING SHOULD BE DONE . :drunken_s



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Wow, that is really cool! It's every time I see a post by you, my eyes glaze over and I stop reading and start scrolling. HOW DO YOU DO THAT!?


I'm not trying to be a jackass here (I saved that for my brainwashing thread:icon_thum). I really pride myself on how little I tl;dr on any forum. I personally feel that if some one spent the time making a long post, then I owe it to them to read it. With you Don Webb, I just flat-out ignore your post as if it isn't there: and I found myself doing this with your first string of recent posts before I felt you were spamming political news everywhere. There is just something magical about the way you format your posts that makes it impossible for me to focus on and read, even without personal bias against the topics you choose to discuss.

[don webb]

That was one hell of a tangent you got off on there.. Don.


I'm feeling much better now thank you.....

I don't remembet where I get half this Bull Shit, that just seemed appropriate at the time.

The other half I just make up as I go.......

See ya next time...........:drunken_s



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[Mels_Smileys45]

I'm feeling much better now thank you.....

I don't remembet where I get half this Bull Shit, that just seemed appropriate at the time.

The other half I just make up as I go.......

See ya next time...........:drunken_s



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I think Hell just froze over. Two posts in a row not about you know who! :icon_thum

[thelastfreeman]

Wow I think I just popped a boner