STOP the madness!

[evilmegaman]

PROTEST THIS BULLSHIT. DO NOT SEE DISASTER MOVIE. THIS IS THE THIRD GOD DAMN MOVIE OF IT'S KIND THIS YEAR. 2008!



and we're only in august! come on guys, don't let these assholes ruin the minds of the stupid people. boycott it.

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/05/30/disaster-movie-poster.jpg
http://www.brianorndorf.com/images/2008/03/28/superhero_movie.jpg
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/12/17/meet-spartans-poster.jpg


KILL IT WITH GREAT JUSTICE!

[mountain_rage]

It was madness when scary movie came out, now its just sad. But if you can create very low budget movies and still sell tickets why not.

So all the economics that apply to the proliferation of reality tv, apply to cheap laugh comedies. Just wait, they will have a reality spoof movie.

[w31n3r]

...come on guys, don't let these assholes ruin the minds of the stupid people.


hmmm, it may already be a little too late to prevent that ;)

[evilmegaman]

hmmm, it may already be a little too late to prevent that ;)


nope. everyone can be saved. just watching the trailers for that stuff will make you stupid though.



Stop supporting cheap CRAP

[mountain_rage]

Don't worry EM, its already too late for you. We will still treat you like a normal person tho.

[evilmegaman]

Don't worry EM, its already too late for you. We will still treat you like a normal person tho.



what do you know? you're just a blue nipple.

[w31n3r]

Don't worry EM, its already too late for you. We will still treat you like a normal person tho.


what do you know? you're just a blue nipple.

OMG, it's true...those movies really are evil :o

btw, i dropped 600 IQ points after watching meet the spartans, so i'm now only marginally smarter than paris hilton. you have been warned.

[evilmegaman]

I've already been boycotting them. never seen any of those movies. and I downloaded scary movie 3 when that came out and hated it. so I am glad to say I have never supported any of the pieces of crap those guys come out with

[mountain_rage]

I saw the first 10 minutes of scary movie at a friends house. My guess is that you have to be cooked to enjoy the movie, if not then I just don't get it. By far the worst movie I've ever seen will still have to be The Aristocrats.

[evilmegaman]

I saw the first 10 minutes of scary movie at a friends house. My guess is that you have to be cooked to enjoy the movie, if not then I just don't get it. By far the worst movie I've ever seen will still have to be The Aristocrats.


It was fucking dumb. but not as fucking dumb as scary movie. I mean with the aristocrats you get to hear one stupid fucking joke told about hundred times, with the mime being the only creative version essentially. so yeah :-/

[Tic3]

OMG, it's true...those movies really are evil :o

btw, i dropped 600 IQ points after watching meet the spartans, so i'm now only marginally smarter than paris hilton. you have been warned.



Heheh...he used the words "smarter" and "paris hilton" in the same sentence. Heheh


There were a couple funny parts in the Scary Movie films that really made me laugh, though. I wouldn't (and didn't) pay to see them, but they were ok. I think if you could take the funny scenes from each of the four, you could almost have one whole good one.

[Mels_Smileys45]

I actually loved the first two Scary movies but Im biased as I love Anna Ferris (Waiting, Smile anyone?). Ive totallly tuned out since the super stink bomb Epic Movie. They couldnt even get the B actors back for these Epic turds.

I love slapstick comedy but all these movies fall flat. They are just awful.

[Excrement_Cranium]

Epic movie sucked. Bad.


I dig spoof movies, though. It's like an Easter egg hunt, trying to figure out all the references.

Date Movie sucked. Bad.


There are a few things to consider when viewing spoof movies. The quality of the source, and the quality of the spoof.

Not Another Teen Movie? If you do your homework, it's pretty damn funny.

I watch enough horror movies that the Scary Movie series was enjoyable enough.


Required viewing:

Airplane!
Airplane! II
The Kentucky Fried Movie
Amazon Women on the Moon

[Mels_Smileys45]

Kentucky Fried Movie and the Airplane series are great. I love the Files of Police Squad and the movies that followed too.


These new movies are written by hacks.

[mfgbypooter]

Required viewing:

Airplane!
Airplane! II
The Kentucky Fried Movie
Amazon Women on the Moon

Don't forget the father of them all.

The Groove Tube

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[Mels_Smileys45]

Don't forget the father of them all.

The Groove Tube

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Damn. I did forget about that. Wasnt Chevy Chase in that?

[mfgbypooter]

yeah and richard belzer.

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[Mels_Smileys45]

The whole "second city" crew huh? I need to watch that one again.

[mfgbypooter]

very dated. I remember first watching it on HBO in the mid 70's when it was definitely cutting edge.

Who could forget the real dick puppet talking about VD or Brown 25, another fine product from UrAnus?

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[evilmegaman]

those simon Pegg movies aren't bad though. hot fuzz and sean of the dead are remarkable if you ask me

[moon light]

Kentucky is it aStodged

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

I am astodged by that response.

[moon light]

looooooooooooooooool

[StormNinja]

Do not forget "Amazon Women on the Moon"'s, non sequel but could have been, "Stay Tuned" which starred, John Ritter, Pam Dawber and Geoffrey Jones and a an even newer movie "Pleasantville".

Pleasantville was slightly less satirical but still in same vein as Amazon and Stay Tuned.

I also noticed no one mentioned James Lew's "18 Fingers of Death" from 2006 which was a big time parody of kung fu, Bruce Lee, and Rush Hour films. Sadly, it may have also been Pat Morita's (Mr Miyagi-Karate Kid)film before his death.

[Hath]

You guys do know there is a difference between Satirical movies and spoof movies right?