Do you own a Fleshlight

[Mels_Smileys45]

Don't be scared, this is a private pole.

[carpefile]

I don't. But I did consider it.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Pringles has come out with their own version. When youre done eating them out of the can you can flip the top and have yourself a ball.


Fleshlight review (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0qjUd42LE8)

[mountain_rage]

http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/group.php?groupid=5

Doughnut (http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/picture.php?albumid=1&pictureid=2)

ZP (http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/2608/82566813qt8.png)

... (http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/263/35872535uj4.png)

[Potato]

http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/group.php?groupid=5

Reminds me of zp clothes. Does that stuff still exist?

[rainbowdemon]

Don't have one, but they do look like fun!!

[Mels_Smileys45]

http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/group.php?groupid=5



For a minute I thought that was there before I posted this thread. lol


This is an idea ready to pop!


Thanks in advance!!

[Excrement_Cranium]

In the long run, it would be less expensive, less drama, and less time-consuming than my flesh-wife. But flesh-lights can't cook.


Oh, snap. I forgot. Neither can she.

[RACKnRAIL]

LOL...Jorge is winning /:

[Mels_Smileys45]

The Krell Fleshlight model is just scary!


Krellight! I hope Jorge see'e this

[jakski1056]

I dont own a fleshlight but i do have a "Bona-a-Phone"...

[Signa]

ring ring ring ring ring..Bona-a-Phone

[mfgbypooter]

I dont own a fleshlight but i do have a "Bona-a-Phone"...hope you know which end is the mouthpiece.

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[wapazoid]

I sure do.

tee-hee

[toxic420]

Nope, can't say that I do.

[wapazoid]

Sure you can. Dude, that is an AWESOME handle, btw! I like the poker chips too. Are you Canadian?

[Hath]

And the best part is, a Fleshlight doesn't talk! :P

[wapazoid]

Nope. Just a squishy sound.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Sqaussh sqaussh!

Looked into it. I can't say you should watch the many demo's on the net. You ever wonder why there arent many ladies (not bitches) here at ZP? Wonder no more!


But seriously, I think Jorge should look into advertising these things. What is the net and P2P all about? Porno. Its 90% porn I bet. The site could be a gold mine but is being wasted. Maybe some of us members should branch off into our own site. Seriously

[wapazoid]

LOL

Not just any bitches... weirdo bitches.

No kidding. I'd much rather see a flesh light ad here than Rocket MP3.

[Mels_Smileys45]

The WoW Gold Fleshlight will be kick ass!

[Mels_Smileys45]

Save your Wow gold now!


The new WoWGoldLight!

[moon light]

Pringles wow i like it.....

[Mels_Smileys45]

My Fleshlight brings all the pervs to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can sell you one on your Mastercard

(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The pervs are waiting,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The pervs are masturbating




Sign up today! http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/group.php?groupid=5

[mfgbypooter]

Pringles wow i like it.....Because your penis easily fits in the can?

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[Mels_Smileys45]

Because your penis easily fits in the can?

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Things that make ya go...WTF? Fuckey fuck shit!

[Feather]

I am old fashion.
left palm and some spit

[moon light]

Mels send 2 me ur Address 2 buy Pringles from u

[Mucci Man]

Mels send 2 me ur Address 2 buy Pringles from u

I sent you a couple of pix of my trunk .... did you get it?

[rainbowdemon]

And the best part is, a Fleshlight doesn't talk! :P


Nor can it cook you a pizza afterwards!!

[wapazoid]

I want her to get in my bed.

[evilmegaman]

Pringles wow i like it.....

do you know what a fleshlight is moon light?

[RACKnRAIL]

EMM, you could have asked me. I would have been happy to tell you that it's the #1 selling male sex toy in America. I knew you were young, but I honestly thought you would have known that.



do you know what a fleshlight is moon light?

[mfgbypooter]

Maybe EMM would prefer the Jackass (http://www.fleshjack.com/classic-jack-ass/).

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[evilmegaman]

or maybe pooters would prefer this ? (http://z.about.com/d/sexuality/1/0/x/2/dildos_silicone.jpg)



(you know you want one ;))

[mfgbypooter]

hey EMM, is it better than a big red jelly dong?

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[Mels_Smileys45]

Maybe EMM would prefer the Jackass (http://www.fleshjack.com/classic-jack-ass/).

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Ive always loved this cartoon. I had a Hustler Mag when I was a kid that had it

[mfgbypooter]

I always liked Leave It To Beaver. (http://www.dancollinscartoons.com/Hustler4/TheBeaver_fs.jpg)

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[Mels_Smileys45]

I always liked Leave It To Beaver. (http://www.dancollinscartoons.com/Hustler4/TheBeaver_fs.jpg)

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Looks like Lumpy got a hold of the Beaver. That is enough to make me go limp and that takes SOME doin'!

What comedian came up with that line? I 'member seeing an old stand up comic do that bit once. Carlin?

[moon light]

do you know what a fleshlight is moon light?

i think it's something eat ....or it's related to sex cuz Mels fond of this

[mfgbypooter]

I guess you could stick you tongue in it.

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[RACKnRAIL]

It's probably not going to taste like chicken.

I guess you could stick you tongue in it.

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[Mels_Smileys45]

It's probably not going to taste like chicken.



More like rocket sauce I bet.


mountain_rage is posting some funny pics in the petition thread

[mountain_rage]

Not a flesh light but how do you like this one Mels?

http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/picture.php?groupid=5&pictureid=3 NSFW!!!!
(http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/picture.php?groupid=5&pictureid=3)

[Signa]

wow MR, thats.... awesome. Totally NSFW, but... awesome.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Not a flesh light but how do you like this one Mels?

http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/picture.php?groupid=5&pictureid=3 NSFW!!!!
(http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/picture.php?groupid=5&pictureid=3)


Id buy that for a dollar!

[mfgbypooter]

Does it come with a ZP tee shirt?

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[Mels_Smileys45]

Does it come with a ZP tee shirt?

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Damn! Give some folks an inch and they will take it down to the balls.

[mfgbypooter]

where do you think the valve stem is on that doll?

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[Mels_Smileys45]

Lets ask EMM.

[mfgbypooter]

He's busy with Mr. Jack. (http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5584/mrjackxf6.jpg)

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[Excrement_Cranium]

That shit looks like and evil rockfish, come to eradicate my cock...

[wapazoid]

You gotta admit, the stache is hot.

[mountain_rage]

We even have a resident spokes person.

Before the zeropaid fleshlight

http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/album.php?albumid=1&pictureid=8

After the zeropaid fleshlight

http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/album.php?albumid=1&pictureid=7

[Mels_Smileys45]

EMM is awesome.

[Excrement_Cranium]

Roberto es muy loco!!

[RACKnRAIL]

Say what? I thought he was pooter's biatch.

Roberto es muy loco!!

[Mels_Smileys45]

My parents are getting me one for X-Mas! I can't wait!

[wapazoid]

Fantastic stocking stuffers.

[Spyder810]

This thread gave me some laughs so I figured I'd post.

Was thinking of getting one recently, but I'm too cheap to shell out the cash.

Ones with the ZP logo would make quite the novelty around here wouldn't they. :-P

[mfgbypooter]

My parents are getting me one for X-Mas! I can't wait!

Now don't forget Grandma (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U-K87Vtv2g)

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[Mels_Smileys45]

Now don't forget Grandma (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U-K87Vtv2g)

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Oh shit. I can't believe they shoved that in grandma's mouth. Thats one sick family.

[mfgbypooter]

Now you know the secret (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLiD4fkU3lQ)

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[Mels_Smileys45]

No I don't own a fleshlight but I do have 11,000 posts so Im bound to be knee deep in pussy soon!

[mountain_rage]

Anyone else seriously pissed off about the fact that we still don't have Zeropaid branded flesh light? This is an outrage! In this time of crises, when the economy is going to shit and many members of zeropaid are getting ready for a life of seclusion we need a Zeropaid fleshlight to keep the spirits up. Without the Zeropaid fleshlight these members have no hopes of surviving as recluse.

[one92002]

no i dont

[Mels_Smileys45]

They should make these sex toys more durable! Whats up with the splitting? I know my cock isn't that fat! Its not skinny but for the money I should be able to bang this thing really hard and not tear it apart! Im sad...and slightly ashamed.

[mfgbypooter]

To make it more pliable try giving it some oral before you bang it.

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[Mels_Smileys45]

To make it more pliable try giving it some oral before you bang it.

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I tried to microwave it to warm it up but I can't recommend. Sticking ones cock into a molten fleshlight is NOT very pleasing.

[ctarlet]

I tried to microwave it to warm it up but I can't recommend. Sticking ones cock into a molten fleshlight is NOT very pleasing.

I wouldn't think so. How realistic was that supposed to be anyway...pussy doesn'tget that hot or at least it isn't supposed to. That would be the difference between a woman being hot and burning...if it burns you might want to pull immediately and run (don't walk) to the nearest clinic....:icon_thum

[hightimes]

when i was in the joint
they called them...fifi's
or fuckboys
take a sock..plastic bag...some lotion and bang..there is your hot twat

lmao

[mfgbypooter]

While going through a busy airport security checkpoint yesterday the TSA screener found both my fleshlight and my Auto suck and had to pull them out of my bag for further inspection.

She couldn't figure out what they were and held them up, looking them over, and was fixing to swab them when one of the security guys came over and whispered in her ear.

She turns beet red and hurriedly tosses them back in my bag and waves me on, while all the security guys were laughing their ass off.

Shame she got stopped from swabbing them. They could use a good cleaning.

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[Mels_Smileys45]

Is that a true tale? Its terrible funny. I love stuff like that. Talk about embarrassing. She had to be super stupid. Holding them up in the airport...lol! Look at me! Look at me! I have a Fleshlight...and check out the autosuck! It will blow you...AWAY! I bet she ran to wash her hands after that. I wonder did she share that story at the table with her husband and kids.

[mfgbypooter]

It's a wonder they didn't pull me aside and interogate me further.

I can just imagine.

"Why do you have these items in your carry-on, do you plan to use them on the plane?"

"I wish."

But I don't see that happening since I've already gotten dirty looks for watching porn on my laptop at 30,000 feet.

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[1cooldude]

when i was in the joint
they called them...fifi's
or fuckboys
take a sock..plastic bag...some lotion and bang..there is your hot twat

lmao

all that work when you have two hands. It's quick and simple.

[Mels_Smileys45]

They should make a smaller model for kids.




Make one that looks like a Wii controller.

[mfgbypooter]

A Wii for your wee wee.

My willie would never be the same.

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[MoonMan]

I've seen images of women on the internet using the Wii controller for extracurricular activities. I wonder if the buttons get all gooped up and stick.

I'm a hand man btw.