Teens & Adults

[Koffee Bean]

Just out of curiosity are most of you teen's or adults? Teen for me would be 12-20 and adult 21+. I myself am a Teen.

[HansG]

I fit in the 21+ range, but what a strange way to seperate teens and adults... usually 18+ is adults, but whatever ;-)

Doesn't mean though that most people in the 21-30 range aren't teens by heart anymore. Most are, sadly.

[cheapprick]

Notexactly on topic, but if you look at the birthdays for today there is only one member having a birthday that is below 18. Zeropaid has alot of older members, even if they aren't all active.

[TC75580]

Originally posted by cheapprick
Notexactly on topic, but if you look at the birthdays for today there is only one member having a birthday that is below 18. Zeropaid has alot of older members, even if they aren't all active.
Who says all of those ages are correct?

And there are some here who aren't teens yet (I know at least one, and he happens to be a mod :black )

[CrAzYMaNiAk54]

I'm a teen.... =D

[PuNiShErKiLl666]

And there are some here who aren't teens yet (I know at least one, and he happens to be a mod )

Whos that?

[MoonMan]

I'm 18.

[CCSDUDE]

I'd say adult would be 20.....

EighTEEN here.....

"We can go off to war at 18 and die for our country but we can't have a fucking beer.....the US sucks!"


Tata

[«°¤§téålth§t®îk餰»]

Age: I'm 85 year old crumbled bag, with a thing for young girls, and tit asses and tits.

Location: In front of your door

Hobby's: I enjoyed humping the computer all day!

ROFL



NO REALLY NOW!

I'm 18, I like anime, movies, music and Zeropaid!

I currently live in South East Asia

I enjoy watching movies, listening to music, shopping, friends, family and the ever favourite computer!

[Ken17625]

I'm 19. You can classify me anyway you like.

[Sockfulloflove]

i'm a teen.

[collideous]

I am:


officially an adult
physically a teen
mentally a child

[Rahwgwar]

I guess I would be classified as a teenager by most standards, including this one. I am a 17 yo 11th grader. But I am mature for my age and that's why I like ZP. The majority of the teens who regularly post here, IMO, are mature and benefit the cause.

[12345678910]

I am 16. I like moonlight strolls on the beach, Italian food, and am looking for someone who enjoys me for me......

oooopsss......wrong topic.....

[Foreverboard]

25 here, but I am far from an adult sometimes.

[wonderboy2005]

yo tengo 16 anos.... sorry, i got spanglish next semester. neway, i think im mature for my age.... filesharing is the worst thing ive ever done.... to some peeps, its bad enough, but atleast im no druggie.... i do great in school.... strait As right now. i guess im a nerd! lol.... i dont think of myself as a nerd, but sometimes my friends call me a prep (prob just cuz it bugs the hell out of me) i really dont think im a 'nerd' per say, as i never study, im quasi athletic, i love videogames, etc.... the only nerfy thing i do is fool around with 'puters.

hehe.... i guess this is starting to turn into a personals section.... sorry.

[The Hunter]

:mellow Wanted Nubile young lady, interested in doing file transfers in a close and personal manner. Well I guess that proves it. That I am still a kid at heart, as well as my brain is kind of twisted also.

[cpugeniusmv]

myself? i'm 16....computer genius:sw

[method77]

26. Am I the oldest???????

[The Hunter]

:wings Types in 49years old, and hobbles away from the comp.

[cheapprick]

Don't worry Hunter. I'm only 28, but I've seen a slide rule too.

[grab_grab_the_haddock]

Originally posted by 12345678910
I am 16. I like moonlight strolls on the beach, Italian food, and am looking for someone who enjoys me for me......


i heard notbob likes all that....could be the beginning of something beautiful ;-)

[The Hunter]

:shy If I hear anyone singing im in the mood for love, I am out of here. REF file sausage.

[CCSDUDE]

Originally posted by The Hunter
:shy If I hear anyone singing im in the mood for love, I am out of here. REF file sausage.

Minareta machi sarigenaku arukeba
Tashika ni kono me ni wa utsuru
Mure ni natte susumu hitonami ni
Umorete obieteru KOKORO

Raison d'etre sonna fuu ni
Raison d'etre onaji you ni
Waratte shizunde nagareru no wa NAZE
Kagi wo sagashiterun da zutto sagashiterun da
Doko made mienai? Sono DOA no kagi wo

Kotoba yori mo daijina nanika ni
Kizukenai toki wa sugite yuku
Aizu wo machi oshierareru mama
Sashishimesu BEKUTORU ni mukau

Raison d'etre kyou mo sekai de
Raison d'etre shinjireru no wa
Kasuka na hikaru to kegarenaki shin no ai
Imi wo sagashiterun da zutto sagashiterun da
Doko made kienai? Sono ikiru imi wo

Hiroku fukai meiro ni mayoi tsuzukeru nara
Kumotta RENZU wo kagayakasetara ii

Raison d'etre sonna fuu ni
Raison d'etre onaji you ni
Waratte shizunde nagareru no wa NAZE
Kagi wo sagashiterun da zutto sagashiterun da
Doko made mienai? Sono DOA no kagi wo.....

That better? :fire

I can't get enough of this song.....I'm in the mood for love is just....old.....

I hear notbob loves to have lunch on the beach with young boys too.....123456789 you and notbob may be a match in heaven.


Tata

[The Hunter]

:mellow Ok it just was more polite than quoting Frank Zappa singing I want to ram it up your p**p chute.

[12345678910]

Originally posted by grab_grab_the_haddock
i heard notbob likes all that....could be the beginning of something beautiful ;-)

I hear notbob loves to have lunch on the beach with young boys too.....123456789 you and notbob may be a match in heaven.

I used to like you guys....
But, now you have turned mean and making fun of me *sniff* sniff*.....
Where's Ah! Leah, I need a hug.....

(I am so totally staight)

[The Hunter]

:wings There there young fellow, and tell us, when did you develop this fettish about this young lady?

[12345678910]

Originally posted by The Hunter
:wings There there young fellow, and tell us, when did you develop this fettish about this young lady?

Well...., It all started.......
____________________________________________
Krell is going to be so totally pissed..........
J/K

[CCSDUDE]

Originally posted by 12345678910


Well...., It all started.......
____________________________________________
Krell is going to be so totally pissed..........
J/K


You mean the cat right...... :mellow

HAHAH......

Hunter: I've never heard that song....and I hope to god I never do....I'll stick to my calming Japanese stuff....
Ever listened to Brazil 66? I found this one chick (Japanese of course lmfao) that sings sorta like them....nice stuff.


Later

[12345678910]

Originally posted by CCSDUDE



You mean the cat right...... :mellow

Of course......

such. nice. fur.

lol!

[The Hunter]

:wings Do a search for Frank Zappa, and you will find all kinds of good information. A very twisted person, but brilliant at the same time. See this is a file sharing site.

[MoonMan]

I have 7 cats at my house and I could lone you a few if you .. *wink*.. need some comfert. I'll just need a deposit (500 bucks US) and you to sign a contract stating you will not put various objects including but not limited to: your penis, your finger, etc and that you will bring fluffy back promptly or face a fine.

Sign on the dotted link

........................................

[The Hunter]

:mellow Reference Fluffy,needed info. What sex is Fluffy? Sorry but Iam a bit odd that way. Also is said Fluffy nutered? If so that leaves me out, just not that kinky. Kind of like things purrfect.

[DiddlySquat]

i'm 15...dang im getting up there in years lol

[«°¤§téålth§t®îk餰»]

Originally posted by The Hunter
:mellow Reference Fluffy,needed info. What sex is Fluffy? Sorry but Iam a bit odd that way. Also is said Fluffy nutered? If so that leaves me out, just not that kinky. Kind of like things purrfect.

that's not right!

[CCSDUDE]

Originally posted by The Hunter
:mellow Reference Fluffy,needed info. What sex is Fluffy? Sorry but Iam a bit odd that way. Also is said Fluffy nutered? If so that leaves me out, just not that kinky. Kind of like things purrfect.

Ahmmmmm.....if said fluffy looked like this....I wouldn't mind shacking up with 'em.


Later

[iq214]

I wonder if the anime fetish has the same psychological roots as the desire hidden in the psyke that made Japanese soldiers rape, molest, force into prostitution or even kill hundreds of thousands Chinese girls during the occupation, or when American soldiers did the exact same to a similar amount of Vietnamese girls while saving them from communism. But then again, I think too much.

[iq214]

haha u just saved as wallpaper..U know who u r..

[The Hunter]

:wings Whats this, a new t-shirt girl? Kind of shows the wrong end for that.

[HansG]

I think anime fetish is kind of sad, but hey if a drawing does the thing for you, that's fine with me :-)

[CCSDUDE]

Originally posted by HansG
I think anime fetish is kind of sad, but hey if a drawing does the thing for you, that's fine with me :-)

Awww, come on! You can't deny the fact that those cute big innocent looking eyes along with the feline lips don't do it for ya! Not to mention the huge chests and big asses....lmfao.

Trust me dude even people with real rorikons that have gigs worth of lolita type hentai don't come close to some of the perversions in this world. But hey everyone has there own opinion of what's right/wrong/sick/fine/ect.

As for me I'm fine with henati/encchi and whatever other odd stuff the Japanese can create but I for one don't get a woody over it. I find it to be kawaii (cute...) rather then sexy.

IQ: I think you have way to much time on your stoned hands.....first Spears and now this....your starting to scare me. Kawaidesu!!!!


Tata

[iq214]

No worries dude, Im just a sailor on a short leave and the minute or two it took to make that was the most pleasurable part of the 3 days Ive been in a drunken, stoned stupor since Ive returned 2 days ago, and btw Im off again for most of the month tomorrow. Just thought I'd give you a quick hand..Oops did I say that?!

[12345678910]

This is my newest art work and only my newest art work. In NO way does it bind me to any fluffy kittys...

I just made it because it was so colorful. Why else would I?........

[iq214]

theres yer new tshirt girl Hunter hehehe

[The Hunter]

:shy Thanks but I have my own, not artwork, not a blow up doll, but the real thing. Next topic you dont get much time ashore do do you?

[grab_grab_the_haddock]

Originally posted by janett999
im a old fart at 29!


im glad you said that....it saved me the trouble ;-)

[The Hunter]

Originally posted by grab_grab_the_haddock


im glad you said that....it saved me the trouble ;-) :shy Watch it sucker, or I will beat you with my cane.

[grab_grab_the_haddock]

oh dont mind me , im just whining cos its my bday soon, and im gettin old dammit :-(

[The Hunter]

:mellow Not a problem, but lets see if this works. Just amessage for the flamers.

[cpugeniusmv]

ROFLMAO!!!!

[The Hunter]

:mellow Hey GrabGrab, that wasnt meant for you.

[Foreverboard]

Too Funny. LMAO

[snowborder74]

I feel like being different although under your statement i am a teen i think it has more to do with your maturity and state of mind to whether your a teen or not...not just the age factor

[The Hunter]

Originally posted by snowborder74
I feel like being different although under your statement i am a teen i think it has more to do with your maturity and state of mind to whether your a teen or not...not just the age factor No problem from me, some of the best posters here are in their teens, good help, good humor, I cant ask for more.

[tackdaddy]

well i'm 32 so i guess i'm really old to most of you,but i got to admit most of you young guys are pretty funny.

[The Hunter]

Originally posted by tackdaddy
well i'm 32 so i guess i'm really old to most of you,but i got to admit most of you young guys are pretty funny. Now look here sonny, just kidding. Oh man I wish I was 32 again, then on second thought, I would be twice as screwed up as I am now., PS I am 49, and being taught by kids, and dont mind a bit. Note hobbles off into the sunset.

[snowborder74]

You go pops (hunter) i am glad to finally see a 49 year old person that is a file sharer so in my book i would say you kick ass

[CCSDUDE]

Originally posted by The Hunter
Now look here sonny, just kidding. Oh man I wish I was 32 again, then on second thought, I would be twice as screwed up as I am now., PS I am 49, and being taught by kids, and dont mind a bit. Note hobbles off into the sunset.

Jesus, poor old guys....maybe we should invent a PC that shoots Viagra (into there mouth of course...lmfao) while there surfing for p0rn. Maybe whip up some software that calculates once said PC user views 40 p0rn pages/pictures they geta shot of Viagra...... :wings

[The Hunter]

:wings CCS you would like a arrow up the ass while I up load like hell? JK. No downloads tonight, just uploading like hell. A note right now I am sharing 9 gig.

[CCSDUDE]

Originally posted by The Hunter
:wings CCS you would like a arrow up the ass while I up load like hell? JK. No downloads tonight, just uploading like hell. A note right now I am sharing 9 gig.

LMFAO....good one. Hey it could be a teens PC too! Load it up with caffiene pills/speed/XTC whatever lol and you've got the college student model. As for now I'm sharing roughly 5 gigs. You see I'm doing a test.....trying to see if I can live with using this oooold 7 gig drive...lol don't ask me why....I just felt the need to. So I'm sharing 1 full anime series along with all the OST's to it...(ripped by me @320kbs) so I feel I have a decent share going on for what lil space I have at the moment.

Have a good one.

Tata

[The Hunter]

:wings CCS, boy this aint no ones pc but mine. Heres something to keep you safe while looking at the animes.

[The Hunter]

:mellow To quote Foghorn leghorn, Boy, I say Boy where did you go?

[CCSDUDE]

Originally posted by The Hunter
:mellow To quote Foghorn leghorn, Boy, I say Boy where did you go?

*Dueling banjo's begins to play* *I run my ass off...."NOOOOO"*

LOL To be honest with you....I didn't get ANY of the previous post.....enlighten me bro. LOL

[The Hunter]

:wings JK. You seemed to dissappear, so ol foghorn just had to I mean had to just start picking. Man this place is slow tonight.

[Ah! Leah]

Originally posted by 12345678910


I used to like you guys....
But, now you have turned mean and making fun of me *sniff* sniff*.....
Where's Ah! Leah, I need a hug.....

(I am so totally staight)

awwwww........c'mere......

<<<H U G S>>>12345678910

a hug always makes me feel better when someone's been mean to me too

*gives a cold look to the meanies, swishing my tail about threateningly*

[mojo-ris-in]

Wow Hunter I am so glad I don't have to wear the Oldest Fart mantle (although I am 35 lol). You know Hunter what happens when older people go to concerts don't you? We take hits of Metamusil and wonder if that's Ben-Gay we smell....

[The Hunter]

:mellow You know whats even worse, it seems my eyesight is getting worse also. You know what I mean, you reach for the aftate for jock itch, and get a535 instead. Puts a whole new meaning to Johnny Cashes song(Ring of Fire).

[vipp]

Why is the last post from The Hunter on Dec 14, 2002, yet this thread is showing as one of the most recent ones?

[The Hunter]

Someone bumped it by voting in the poll.

[vipp]

Ahh, another nice new forum feature. Thanks Hunter for the quick response (as usual)
:)

[eBwoy]

Wow - I think all the old boys are now hobbling out of the woodwork, cos I'm 34 !

[The Hunter]

Be nice or I will hit you with my cane.

[vipp]

Sorry but this came to mind Hunter :D


An old man and his wife have gone to bed.

After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replies, "It's Fart Football."

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score"

Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Field goal, I now lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail.

Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he shits the bed.

The wife looks and says, "What the Hell was that?"

The old man replies, "Half-time, Switch sides."

:angel

[The Hunter]

Been there done that, probably why i got divorced.

[DemonusAE]

*blinks*

Well, this thread is a hit from the past. I'll play along. I'm at the reasonable age of 23.

[vipp]

*blinks*

Well, this thread is a hit from the past. I'll play along. I'm at the reasonable age of 23.

Blink = crash :goodjob

[DemonusAE]

I didn't burp, I just blinked!!! Oh damn.....

****fatal error****

[DudeAsInCool]

We don't reveal our ages in Hollywood; hint: This means I'm an ancient dude :)

[The Hunter]

BS, Moses comes to me for advice. Makes note, use post it notes, they are lighter than stone tablets.

[The Hunter]

I will show you respect. Makes a rat tail out of very wet towel, now dance young lady.

[Sk8er Boi]

How come in this thread KB's thing doesn't have an avatar and has "Guest" under his name instead of what it normally is?

[The Hunter]

Im not sure, unless it was personal request.

[Sk8er Boi]

Ohhh, i see. Thanks Janet!

[DemonusAE]

geeze....23? you are still a baby :P




Your Hammer must be young and full of energy in order to fulfill his duties!

[Gregory_JJ]

I am 32
But I am a lesiban with penis envy trapped in a Construction Worker's body. (????) as you can tell I have a lot of growing up to do.

[Undying Wizard NHD]

21- teen at heart, I belive thats a good thing


I enjoy life to much to get to serious, even tho Im serious about my work, other then that Im still a kid

[tackdaddy]

i am 33 o i'm an adult,but i act like a teen...."hey man pull my finger".

[Siskabush]

I may be 20 now, but ill always be 18 inside!!!

[Kevin06906]

I'm 16...so i'm a teen

[maartendc]

I fit in the 21+ range, but what a strange way to seperate teens and adults... usually 18+ is adults, but whatever ;-)

Doesn't mean though that most people in the 21-30 range aren't teens by heart anymore. Most are, sadly.

Hey HANSG!! Long time no see! (that rhymes)
I'm a teen.

[Barbed Wire Kiss]

Sorry I'm too grown up to to join this thread :ass

[CTC Command]

i am 33 o i'm an adult,but i act like a teen...."hey man pull my finger".

LMAO! I am teaching my sons to do that. They think its hilarious (and it is.)

[bmc152003]

Notexactly on topic, but if you look at the birthdays for today there is only one member having a birthday that is below 18. Zeropaid has alot of older members, even if they aren't all active.

i guess you are referring to me lol im 16 now

[nasrules]

"We can go off to war at 18 and die for our country but we can't have a fucking beer.....the US sucks!"

Heh...you have a point there, CCS :p

Erm, I'm 15 (well, nearly 16 if that makes any difference at all). And we have a mod who's under 13?! You're kidding me, right?

[DevilMind]

im 17 years old...teen

[kiwibank]

i`m an aging babyboomer at 53...

" when i turn 20 i`m going to kill myself "

[NastyDogface]

I'm 33... Don't feel a day over 32. Didn't really mature until I was 40.

[Mels_Smileys45]

I growed up on a dirt farm and just fell off the turnip truck. Then I was ran over by a John Deere 670C-II Motor Grader, that was somthing let me tell you. - - - -

Do what now???

[mfgbypooter]

Some days I feel like an 18 year old but there's never one around...

[mfgbypooter]

Some days I feel like a 36 year old but two 18 year olds will do.

[evilmegaman]

wow... This thread makes me think. I have been here since BEFORE I even had "teen" in the number of my age. Wow. I started as an 11 year old... I am fourteen now. Gonna turn fifteen in august. Cool :D this site has seen many changes in me :|