Online Games: WOW! Post here last and win!

[HelenaP]

This will be the third "Thanks!" to you.

I guess I have to pm...

[HelenaP]

Thanks in advance 3 times!!

[Potato]

Potato please go kick Dubstyle in the dick continuously until he fixes this shit.

If I knew how to reach him, I would kick him til he agreed to fix it.... because he can't fix it if someone's kicking him.

[Potato]

@ Tater- OK. TY! :)

Now I am spamming.

Spammah.



There's shit-tons of duplicate posts. All over the damn place, I bet.

[El Comandante]

It's like they say... be careful what you wish for....

[HelenaP]

It's like they say... be careful what you wish for....

Seriously.

I have wished for some shite, then wished I had not been such a retard...

[HelenaP]

It's like they say... be careful what you wish for....

Seriously.

I have wished for some shite, then wished I had not been retarded enough to wish for it...

[mountain_rage]

I know the new trend is to test alpha software on users but seriously, couldnt Dubstyle have tested this update before launching it. The fact that you can't post is somewhat of a problem for a forum

[Potato]

The fact that you can't post is somewhat of a problem for a forum

Yea........

[Feather]

Yeah I kept begging for the upgrade and look what I got.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Spammah.



There's shit-tons of duplicate posts. All over the damn place, I bet.


Just wait. Ive been having a little fun. I started about 70 threads while the board was tarded out. Youre gonna love em

[Feather]

Has anyone tried to email Jorge directly

[Potato]

Nope, just tried chris via the zp function.

Are they chris at zeropaid dot com and jorge at zeropaid dot com?

[Feather]

Jorge is that but not sure about chris

[Potato]

I just emailed Jorge at that email address with a short list of what's going on on the boards right now.

[Feather]

You got Chris's right also so go ahead and send him a copy. Hopefully we will at least get some answers to some questions or a leave me alone I am working on it

[Potato]

Done.

Here it is, if anyone's wondering:


zeropaid's broken as shit.

Here's a list of some issues, in case you're not already aware:
- New Posts is basically broken
- Post count is broken
- Unable to view new pages of threads most of the time (clicking the new page # just brings you to the page you're already on)
- Linear thread view is impossible to view new posts in a thread (because the page # thing is broken)
- Database errors when posting, or duplicate post errors when posting, or "you must wait x amount of time before posting again" errors when posting


What's a forum when we have a ton of difficulty viewing posts and posting?

- Potato

[Feather]

now all we have to do is sit and wait for them to answer

[Potato]

now all we have to do is sit and wait for them to answer

Screw that shit. I hate waiting. I'm gonna go play laser tag.


Since I'm obsessive about email, I'll check in with that periodically tonight and tomorrow (driving a friend to northern Minnesota for a bike event for MS (http://bikemnm.nationalmssociety.org/site/PageServer?pagename=BIKE_MNM_TRAM_homepage&s_src=bikems)). Hopefully something's fixed by then, or at least someone's workin' on it.

[Potato]

Oooh, response from Chris:


Hey potato,

workin on it right now. if u want to see how things are goin to tell the others or whatever my aim is kingt17 and my skype is zpchris.

thanks for the detailed feedback!
- c

[dubstylee]

Potato please go kick Dubstyle in the dick continuously until he fixes this shit.

LOL! all this time i thought u were so peaceful and serene.. hahaha

[Feather]

I normally am but I am having zeropaid withdrawls

[ratcat]

Poem to the Losers !!!!!!!!!!!

As we are trying to be the last post
To win a prize from the moderating host

We try our credit cards
And we beat those noob retards

As we display our awesome software
The spam bot doesn't seem to care

Does anyone know where I can buy a new cell phone ?
Pamela69 is really HelenaP clone ?

Even one poster has try the word "Noah's Ark"
wtf

So all you guys and gals
Just throw in the towel

Cus I'm going to win

[Feather]

well we have our first spammer but not in this thread.

[HelenaP]

...

Cus I'm going to win

No you ain't.

[ratcat]

No you ain't.

Think again missy

I know I'm going to have to think of something to out spam...errr out post the top poster of ZP.






Time to think of Plan B

[HelenaP]

Think again missy

I know I'm going to have to think of something to out spam...errr out post the top poster of ZP.






Time to think of Plan B

Ya. See? You need the BEST, well laid plan...boyo.:icon_salu

Am I really the top poster?
Well....news to me.

[mfgbypooter]

Last 24 Hours Last 7 Days Last 28 Days
HelenaP (52) HelenaP (149) HelenaP (621)

621 posts in 28 days.

Jeez.

and we thought CJ was a post whore...

*

[Feather]

Yeah I was looking at those stats yesterday. you also have to realize that the first 2 were while the forum was broke

[mfgbypooter]

so you are saying they should be MUCH higher.

*

[HelenaP]

so you are saying they should be MUCH higher.

*

Potato deleted several dupes for me.

[Feather]

yeah should be much higher but did you see who is in second omfg who would have thunk it

[HelenaP]

It's joo, it's joo!

[Mels_Smileys45]

How do you guys get around the thirty second post rule? and WTF!!! Slow your roll you spammy dipsticks!

[Feather]

the spam master belly aching cause he cant keep up. lol

[HelenaP]

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh210/allothers69/copy.jpg

[wapazoid]

http://members.cox.net/sgw75/einstein.jpg

[mountain_rage]

Then people wonder why there is still a debate about evolution going on in the United States. News stations should have some kind of accountability to uphold.

[wapazoid]

If that isn't clever Photo Shopping, then I'd say the guy responsible for posting live bulletins lost his job. I wouldn't be surprised if the reporter actually used that phrase too.

[mfgbypooter]

roll that beautiful bean footage.


(for those who don't know, check the urban dictionary for what I mean.)

*

[mountain_rage]

My guess is that it was traveling 18 times the speed of sound and the guy just had a brain fart.

[wapazoid]

roll that beautiful bean footage.


(for those who don't know, check the urban dictionary for what I mean.)

*


The act of tongue lapping the robot clitoris.

Piss on the new iPhone. I want my Cherry2000.

[ratcat]

If you snooze,

You lose.



Spam bait:
credit card cash eftpos money paper or plastic coins software phone iphone cordless phone cell phones moblie phone itunes mp3 jpeg flv nero cd help burn disc hard drive downloading spam WOW car loans insurance credit rating house home boat insurance download games gold

[wapazoid]

Hey, where's the popcorn?

[ratcat]

Hey, where's the popcorn?


Damn kids found out, just like I said in my last post if you snooze, you lose.

There hooverines of the x-men world.

[wapazoid]

Travesty.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!

[mfgbypooter]

I need help downloading and then converting a file.

any way to do this for free?

*

[wapazoid]

Not sure, but there a guy going around selling fish hooks.


I hear they're fabulous.

[Feather]

the only thing I caught with those hooks was a spammer fish

[mountain_rage]

I need a good guide on how to increase the gas mileage of my car using nothing but water. You guys have any tips?

[Feather]

stick a water hose in the carbs

[mfgbypooter]

what is Viagra used for?

does it really work?

*

[wapazoid]

Giaaaawwd damnit...

That's the LAST time I propose to someone on MySpace.

http://members.cox.net/sgw75/angles.jpg

[mfgbypooter]

I wish I knew where to download Japanese porn.

*

[mountain_rage]

I wish I knew where to download Japanese porn.

*

You've been here long enough that you should know about google

Also I need a good video converter (noticed they posted recently)

[Mels_Smileys45]

Red Tube. Thats all I gotta say.

[wapazoid]

Red Tube rules.

Any1 no how 2 convert the flv files? Can sum1 recomend a product?

[HelenaP]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l153/shell63/read.gif



http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc17/mememine69/googleb4askti4.gif






If you snooze,

You lose.



Spam bait:
credit card cash eftpos money paper or plastic coins software phone iphone cordless phone cell phones moblie phone itunes mp3 jpeg flv nero cd help burn disc hard drive downloading spam WOW car loans insurance credit rating house home boat insurance download games gold


Don't count on it, sleeping boyo...http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l153/shell63/coffe.gif

[wapazoid]

Bedda rec'nize!

http://members.cox.net/sgw75/pooh.jpg

[ratcat]

Must enter 10 characters or more to post


@wapazoid Did Winnie eat your honey coated popcorn ?

[wapazoid]

Chump reached for the tub one too many... what can I say?

[HelenaP]

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb216/michepp/thth024dcb871.gif

[ratcat]

*Clap....Clap*

[wapazoid]

*Clap* *Clap*



*Snap* *Snap*

[ratcat]

Put your left foot in,

Put your left foot out,

Then shake it all about.

[Signa]

what is Viagra used for?

does it really work?

*

[HelenaP]

what is Viagra used for?

does it really work?

*


HUH??


what is Viagra used for?

does it really work?

*

Signa is pooter??

ZOMG!!

*faints*

[Signa]

im just playing bot.

[mfgbypooter]

Sssh.

don't tell anybody.

*

[mfgbypooter]

I don't understand these cut and paste bots. What is their purpose? Spam of course, but its weird

[ratcat]

Spammer just posted in other sub forum and I'm next in line

[wapazoid]

This is a conspiracy. Somebody call Fox Mulder.

[HelenaP]

Screw that. Call Scully. She will find the scientific explanation.

[wapazoid]

But Mulder's got the vivid imagination. Scully just wants to perform autopsies and call it a day.

[Mels_Smileys45]

I don't understand these cut and paste bots. What is their purpose? Spam of course, but its weird


What the hell??

[HelenaP]

I guess she went to sleep exactly as I asked the question.

Oh. Wrong thread...

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

But Mulder's got the vivid imagination. Scully just wants to perform autopsies and call it a day.

New X-Files movie..THIS FRIDAY!!!

W00t!

[wapazoid]

New X-Files movie..THIS FRIDAY!!!

W00t!

I know! Very hopeful here, considering the LOUSY series finale we got thrown at us. And killing off The Lone Gunmen? Sure, their show sucked eggs. But their appearances on the X-Files were entertaining.

[El Comandante]

New X-Files movie..THIS FRIDAY!!!

W00t!

I noticed that this week. This movie seems to have come out of nowhere. There was virtually no buildup.

[wapazoid]

Yeah, not much hype. I'm a little surprised. I don't know about you, but I'm holding out for the new Clone Wars movie! YEAH!! One big gigantic Lucas Arts game cutscene!

[Mels_Smileys45]

I noticed that this week. This movie seems to have come out of nowhere. There was virtually no buildup.



Im not much of an X-files fan and even Ive been tracking this one since the green light. David D ran around for years saying it was about to happen. HE said it so much I started to think it wasn't going to happen at all and he was a big fat liar. Deciding on what story to do was the problem I think. It sucks I guess, not the movie, but rather having so much subject matter that fans would like to see revisited and new material that was never touched upon. Remember "Movie of the Week"? Do they still have those? I think this is where X-FIles belongs. They should knock out at least two a year until fans no longer respond. To me, making a series like this into a film is silly. The only reason I can think of for doing this is people want to work less yet still make a buttload of mullah and give the fans less as well.

I can actually understand why the first Star Trek series went to the big screen. The show wasn't popular till after it was canceled plus shows like Trek were very expensive at that time. BattleStar Galactica went off the air in the 80's not because it sucked but because it was costing way too much for each show. They were still using models back then and that show could give Star Wars a run for its special effects.


I need to get the whole X series and watch it someday. I use to catch a show every now and then and it seemed really good. The show never fit into my schedule. Hmmmm, is that what the Internets good for?

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Yeah, not much hype. I'm a little surprised. I don't know about you, but I'm holding out for the new Clone Wars movie! YEAH!! One big gigantic Lucas Arts game cutscene!

I just caught the commercial yesterday. Looks great!

[wapazoid]

I just caught the commercial yesterday. Looks great!

WooHoo!!

I'll be wearing my storm trooper outfit opening night, even though 8 people will be in line.:icon_cycl

[Signa]

you should wear it to the new batman movie.

[wapazoid]

I did... and got beat up.

[topino]

i just saw the new Batman movie, it was great, the Joker is one mean bastard ;)

[ratcat]

I'm just posting to win

[wapazoid]

That's great. Oh wait, now I'm in the lead.

[HelenaP]

That's great. Oh wait, now I'm in the lead.

Don't start counting those unhatched eggs quite yet.

[wapazoid]

A-One
A-Two
A-Three...

[HelenaP]

Don't wear yourself out...

[wapazoid]

Got it covered.

[HelenaP]

No, no, again I say, no...

[wapazoid]

Come again?

[HelenaP]

Not my job. Get a wife or wait for the girl child I have arranged for you.

[wapazoid]

HEY!!

..wait..

OKAY!!

[ratcat]

Just posting because I can !

[Excrement_Cranium]

My *censored* has a 30% curvature.

[El Comandante]

I'm in love with a stripper.

[wapazoid]

I'm in love with my new fleshlight.

[Signa]

wouldnt it be better stated that you are loving your new fleshlight?

[wapazoid]

That statement would have applied three weeks ago. But since I've named her, things just changed. We have the greatest conversations together. She really knows me.

[HelenaP]

You guys wonder...

[wapazoid]

Sometimes I do, when I'm not too tired to care.

Helena, it's time you divulged the secrets of the treacherous and enigmatic nebula known as the female mind. I know you know something vital. This does not include bipolar disorder, schizophrenia or that special time of the month (which I think some use as an excuse). According to my ex, she had at least six periods a month... but I'm suspicious that was just guilt from cheating.

I require knowledge. Comply.

[vato]

Ok. I thought this thread was gonna be about World of Warcraft...

[wapazoid]

And what are your thoughts now?

[HelenaP]

My *censored* has a 30% curvature.

WTF?


I'm in love with a stripper.

Good choice.



I'm in love with my new fleshlight.

WTF?



...

I require knowledge. Comply.

Demanding never works with me unless I allow you to do it.

So, no.



Ok. I thought this thread was gonna be about World of Warcraft...

Well then, I ask the same question just asked; What are your thoughts now?

[wapazoid]

Demanding never works with me unless I allow you to do it.

So, no.


Pretty Please?:icon_flow

[Potato]

This place has never confused me as much as it does right now.

[wapazoid]

This is a ... unique thread.

Look, a sexy bitch.

http://members.cox.net/sgw75/dogthong.jpg

[topino]

Two cold beers cheers

[HelenaP]

...

Helena, it's time you divulged the secrets of the treacherous and enigmatic nebula known as the female mind.

I require knowledge. Comply.


Pretty Please?:icon_flow

Even saying "Pretty Please," I would require you to choose a different word than the one bolded at top.

Men are treacherous as well, so...



This place has never confused me as much as it does right now.


I concur.

[Feather]

Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and exuberance.

[wapazoid]

Men are treacherous as well, so...

That goes without saying. Wolves disguised as sheep come in both genders. Would the term "dangerous" suffice?

[HelenaP]

That goes without saying. Wolves disguised as sheep come in both genders. Would the term "dangerous" suffice?

How about daring or venturesome?

[wapazoid]

As long as you agree it applies to both sexes.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Mmmmmmm, sexes!

[HelenaP]

As long as you agree it applies to both sexes.

But of course.

However, I have few more conditions...

[wapazoid]

Interesting. Your terms?

[HelenaP]

First- Two million dollars in Monopoly money.

Second- Nudes of George Bush Sr.

Third- A red cape.

Fourth- A golden calf...

Please let me know when you have these things.

The knowledge you seek is precioussss...

[Mels_Smileys45]

I trade rep points for sexual favors!

[wapazoid]

Oh, the monop cash is covered. Have to quest in the matrix for the other goodies. In the mean time, I've got two 50/50 bars... and one's got your name written all over it.

[HelenaP]

I trade rep points for sexual favors!

I already repped you this week...


I've got two 50/50 bars... and one's got your name written all over it.

What's a 50/50 bar? Please do not answer if it will disturb me.

[wapazoid]

http://members.cox.net/sgw75/yay.jpg

Where do you think my mind's in... the gutter?

[Mels_Smileys45]

I already repped you this week...







I was talking to wapazoid