Online Games: WOW! Post here last and win!

[HelenaP]

...What's more believable is the one about HelenaP and Pam69 being the same person.

Why ? It's coded in the names HelenaP, Pam69

Yes! Yes! I don't see it!

[mountain_rage]

What can I say I like to win

[HelenaP]

Doesn't everyone?

[mountain_rage]

But what if it really isnt that way???

[HelenaP]

It is. Trust me on this one...

[mountain_rage]

Maybe in your little world

I AM THE WEINER!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/29/41553860_dc1504a4af.jpg

[ratcat]

Yes! Yes! I don't see it!

We all know the P in HelenaP stands for Pamela


Btw I'M WINNING

[El Comandante]

We all know the P in HelenaP stands for Pamela

Btw I'M WINNING

Last time people started throwing her name around she made a special appearance.

BTW... no your not...

[ratcat]

Last time people started throwing her name around she made a special appearance.

BTW... no your not...

Yeah I remember that. It was like a Diva on a bad hair day


Btw..yes I am

[HelenaP]

Edited, edited, edited...

[Feather]

blah blah blah

[mfgbypooter]

how many times do you have to shake it to get that last drop to fall?

*

[mountain_rage]

You can all give up now I've clearly won. Maybe I should go find a spam bot and use that to win.

[wapazoid]

Who farted?

[ratcat]

how many times do you have to shake it to get that last drop to fall?

*

Not more than two shakes. After two shakes it classified as playing with it.

[gost]

well who ever closes this thread will win.. so it will be a mod..

[Signa]

Ive already decided who will win, they just havnt posted here yet.

anyone want to post any videos while we are throwing random junk at each other?

[ratcat]

Ive already decided who will win, they just havnt posted here yet.

.......................

That's nice.

So its a guess game now.










Congrats on 1000's post Signa !!

[HelenaP]

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z226/shelly63/congrats.gif

[Signa]

thanks, its about time. I've been here long enough

[HelenaP]

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc17/mememine69/welcomemarylyn.gif

[mountain_rage]

No 1000 post rookie is going to beat me at a spamming contest, if anything Helena is the strongest competition here.

[HelenaP]

Daniel, I would think after all this time <*hint* *hint* where's my f*cking party?>, you would drop the "P."

[mountain_rage]

Now I'm just bloody confused

[HelenaP]

Helena. It's Helena. Soul won't take the "P" off...

[mfgbypooter]

maybe he wants you to take something off first.

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[mountain_rage]

Now how the hell does Helena know my first name?

[Signa]

did you fill out that "challenge" thread?

[mountain_rage]

I can't remember. Maybe it was what does your name mean thread. I'd search it but the search function seems to be foobared. It does not seem to want to search for my words.

[Waza]

or maybe she's stalking you?

have i won?

[El Comandante]

or maybe she's stalking you?

have i won?

The mystery deepens.....

(someone close this thread.....now)...

[Feather]

no dope for you I win

[mountain_rage]

I was thinking she might be stalking me. Meh, whatever floats her boat.

[Feather]

boat no boat for you I win

[mountain_rage]

Maybe I'll just travel at the speed of light and come back to earth just to post and win once all you shmucks are dead

[mfgbypooter]

every time I look in my underwear I know I'm a winner.

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[sister_sue48]

Every time I look at my son I know I am the winner :icon_thum

[HelenaP]

every time I look in my underwear I know I'm a winner.

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For once...it seems that if THAT is the key to life, then some of you are exceedingly rich. And I shall never know what I am missing.

Ignorance is bliss.

OR

It's (majorly) being retarded (not simply borderline)and everyone loving you just the same way...AND while I am at it, if I were stalking you, you would not be even thinking of uttering the words, in a forum.







































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know.

[mountain_rage]

Apparently Helena doesn't just stalk, she rapes her victims too. The usual pattern of progression of a stalker, at least as far as CSI would have you believe.

[roderick5]

Close thread. I win.

[mountain_rage]

Close thread. I win.

You could of at least put some effort in, maybe a pinch of individuality!

And OH! whats that! The sound of you loosing?

[Feather]

Every time I look at my son I know I am the winner :icon_thum

best statement SisterSue wins

[Signa]

Ok I decided to reopen the thread with a more bot attracting title. This is a game being played online, and it is EXCITING! WOW! (see, it works....shutup.) The new object is to get the last post before a bot does. If you win, I will rep you. Incoherent messages are allowed if they are not within 3 posts of another incoherent post, AND more than 3 posts from your last incoherent post.

Just so we are clear, "3 posts" means that if post #1 is shit, then post #5 is the next allowed shitpost. posts 2, 3, and 4 must be part of talking about the randomness that was this thread beforehand. Failure to follow this may get you probated. it depends on how much i like you. :D

(in short, i dont want this thread to turn into a bunch of "bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb's" and ";lsdjhfuhnajalkjnahnjanohcoroniajajb,goineblaasdf' s")

[wapazoid]

Let me start with a a little splashing shitball

MULTI-QWAI (http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg)

convert file document flv with new and improve v2.0!

bitches

[mungopw]

yes i was confused with the new title and placement in games and WOW in the title too so i re read from the beginning and then figured it out (maybe) on the last few postings.....huh? i hope i lose this one!

[mountain_rage]

Let me start with a a little splashing shitball

MULTI-QWAI (http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg)

convert file document flv with new and improve v2.0!

bitches

But I want to convert, .avi, .mov, .wmv, .mp3, .mpg not some old gay Chinese guy.

[wapazoid]

But I want to convert, .avi, .mov, .wmv, .mp3, .mpg not some old gay Chinese guy.

No Rage, you WANT the old, gay Chinese guy.

[Mels_Smileys45]

If I don't win I will kill a kitten! (with my cock)

[mountain_rage]

No Rage, you WANT the old, gay Chinese guy.

You're just jealous because your old gay Chinese guy walked out on you. Its not my fault you didn't like his salty won tons.


Can't resist the old Chinese guy either Mels? (http://www.amyletter.com/weblog/every%20time%20you%20masturbate%20god%20kills%20a% 20kitten.jpg)

[wapazoid]

You're just jealous because your old gay Chinese guy walked out on you. Its not my fault you didn't like his salty won tons.


Can't resist the old Chinese guy either Mels? (http://www.amyletter.com/weblog/every%20time%20you%20masturbate%20god%20kills%20a% 20kitten.jpg)

He did walk out on me, you bastard. Now that you've got him, don't forget the soy sauce with those won tons.

[El Comandante]

There were these three guys outside of a bar. There was a black guy, a white guy, and a Chinese guy. They all had been in the bar before and saw this gorgeous women.

Well they made a bet to see who could make the woman scream.

The black guy goes in a comes out and the women is laughing, and then the white guys goes in, well after he comes out she is laughing even harder.

The Chinese guy goes in and a after a few minutes she is screaming bloody murder. Then he comes out, and the other two guys said how did you do that, and the Chinese guy goes "Me Chinese, me play trick, me put hot sauce on my d_ _ _.

[Mels_Smileys45]

These two guys walk into a bar. I always found that strange. You would think they would be able to see a big ass bar! What? Were they fucking blind and retarded?

[Signa]

Two guys walk into a bar. It was a gay bar. They made out in the corner.

[wapazoid]

Who cares? I want to know how delicious and dainty their drinks were.

[HelenaP]

Let me know when you guys are done. I would hate to interrupt this...this...this male bonding thing.

[mountain_rage]

I don't care what you all say, manly men drink daiquiris

[wapazoid]

Let me know when you guys are done. I would hate to interrupt this...this...this male bonding thing.

And all this time, I thought you were just "one of the guys".

[mountain_rage]

Its shocking to think that the zeropaid community actually has a couple legitimate females, at least they are presently speaking. These days anyone can go to Taiwan to become a transvestite.

[HelenaP]

And all this time, I thought you were just "one of the guys".

I am. But I don't bond.


Its shocking to think that the zeropaid community actually has a couple legitimate females....

You want to know why? Because most females that sign up here, are easily rattled when 3 certain members (BTW, anyone heard from ŽNŽ?) greet them.

Potato and I don't rattle...much.

Besides that, I'm from Texas, so we have to deal with BIG boys, their toys and their egos. We call it the "Take them down a notch" game.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Who are these "boys" with the "members"? Point them out so I can give them a rep bump

[HelenaP]

How would you bump yourself?

NM. I don't even want to know...

[wapazoid]

I am. But I don't bond.

Sure you do. You're not sitting in a cell anymore with a 200lbs bipolar sasquatch, are you?

[Mels_Smileys45]

How would you bump yourself?

NM. I don't even want to know...



I can be very graphic! I scare off chicks? I'm always talking about my rod or my penis. I would think the ladies would ah come ah runnin'!

[Feather]

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[mountain_rage]

What no asdf, you suck at gibberish

[mfgbypooter]

send me a PM and I'll send you an invite!

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[mountain_rage]

That not how you attract spammers, here's how you attract them. KRELL PORN MIDGET TEEN LOCKEROOMS

[evilmegaman]

how is babby formed?
how is babby formed
how girl get pregnant


http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

[HelenaP]

That not how you attract spammers, here's how you attract them. KRELL PORN MIDGET TEEN LOCKEROOMS


You forgot "HelenaP!"

[Signa]

how is babby formed?
how is babby formed
how girl get pregnant


http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

did you see the one where the dad was asking how to make his daughter un-lose her virginity?

[Feather]

1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\

(USER WAS BITCH-SLAPPED FOR THIS POST)

[mountain_rage]

Still no asdf you really suck!

[Signa]

SO, should i neg-rep feather? some previously stated rules were just broken methinks....

[wapazoid]

Indeed. Excrement of the bull this is.

[Signa]

aw, im too much of a pussy to neg feather. I made the post better though.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Penis penis penis penis. Penis penis penis.


Vagina vagina vagina vagina.

[Signa]

there's too much of a sausagefest going on in mels post.

[HelenaP]

I win. I win. I win.

[wapazoid]

aw, im too much of a pussy to neg feather. I made the post better though.

You did!



No, no no no Helena.

I am victorious here. Yes, I win.

ME

[mountain_rage]

You all suck, you'll never win

[evilmegaman]

Penis penis penis penis. Penis penis penis.


Vagina vagina vagina vagina.



OH MY GOD that reminds me. that's the first sign of when my friend's mom started hitting on me


first I had my myspace status as just penis penis penis then she sent me a message saying vagina vagina vagina


then one time she asked me why penises were so cool and I said because they're the solution to everything and she said she agrees except sometimes when it's a vagina that solves things and I lol'd and it was epic epic epic

[evilmegaman]

1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\

(USER WAS BITCH-SLAPPED FOR THIS POST)


sorry for the double post but which /b/ bitchslaps people? i was found to have autism on 99

[Feather]

Hong Kong phooey never was a super guy

[wapazoid]

Hong Kong rules. I buy all of my awesome cam screeners there!

And this one time, at band camp...

[Signa]

sorry for the double post but which /b/ bitchslaps people? i was found to have autism on 99

Is that some mod power im not aware of that posts messages like that? I had to edit the post and type that in myself.

[mfgbypooter]

so how do you play the WOW anyway?

do you have to have special softwares?

is there some site that i can download it or do you have to be connected to the internets to play the games?

iS it really like the arcade games?

and how much does it cost to play all these great games???????

i Got money.

*

[Signa]

I really wish you could buy Wow gold. i would buy all the wow gold i can if some one would just offer it to me

[mountain_rage]

so how do you play the WOW anyway?

do you have to have special softwares?

is there some site that i can download it or do you have to be connected to the internets to play the games?

iS it really like the arcade games?

and how much does it cost to play all these great games???????

i Got money.

*

All you need to play wow is the super fantastic awesome video converter, nine out of eight internet reviews rate it a 10 out of 9. Not only that but it also comes packaged with a friendly hardware scanner to make sure all your banking is done securely.

[wapazoid]

Guyz! I know dope torrent site you can get all gamez from! Membership is good cheap too!! Send me and I will tell you secret site!!

[email protected]

[mfgbypooter]

does cucusoft work with online pharmacys?

how about nigerian lotteries? I won 980 million dollars with my colored laptop!

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[wapazoid]

Did you know that Dinosaurs were brought aboard Noah's Ark?

I have EVIDENCE!!

http://members.cox.net/sgw75/jesusdino.jpg

If you disagree, then it is obvious that you worship Satan. But I love you and will pray for you.

[mfgbypooter]

Does anyone know of a site where you can complete one of the offers and win a free idod? how about a free iphone is there a survey I could fill out or a credit card offer or online trial offer for netflix or free gift card at best buy?

I want a sony ericsson samsung motorola cell phone that comes with a plasma big screen starring the viagra model that got a small penis in an email lately.

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[Mels_Smileys45]

WOW gold pussy!

[Signa]

for sell ps3 and wii and xbox 360

[mfgbypooter]

does anyone know where I can buy a new cell phone?

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[evilmegaman]

salt, lemons, and lotion mixed together = vagina flavor


so did I hit the marks perfectly or what edits would you make sir pooters cuz I sat down for 5 minutes using my memory to place the flavors.

I think it's worse in memory than in the moment.

[Mels_Smileys45]

I need a virus scanner , some ram, an xbox 360 mod chip crack.

Thanks in advance!!

[Mels_Smileys45]

I need a virus scanner , some ram, an xbox 360 mod chip crack.

Thanks in advance!!


EDIT! Wow gold! I got a ZP database error when I posted then when I refreshed I double posted somehow! Wow gold!

This is happening every time I edit. I get a database error. Are we finally getting some fantastic updates?

[Feather]

Is anyone out there?

[evilmegaman]

Is anyone out there?

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr

[Feather]

the forum is slamming posts saying they are duplicates

[mountain_rage]

salt, lemons, and lotion mixed together = vagina flavor


so did I hit the marks perfectly or what edits would you make sir pooters cuz I sat down for 5 minutes using my memory to place the flavors.

I think it's worse in memory than in the moment.

Would you mind elaborating on how you know that all pussy taste the same?

[mfgbypooter]

I like cougar nipples.

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[Mels_Smileys45]

Is anyone out there?



Im way out there.

[mountain_rage]

I like cougar nipples.

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Must taste like bacon

[Mels_Smileys45]

Must taste like bacon


More like old well worn leather.

[evilmegaman]

Would you mind elaborating on how you know that all pussy taste the same?


it doesn't all taste the same. but under certain conditions, yes, they all taste the same. this is a decision decided by 3 people. me my friend and my friend. we called a group meeting

[mfgbypooter]

perhaps your two friends being there first is the reason all pussy tastes the same to you.

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[HelenaP]

would you mind elaborating on how you know that all pussy taste the same?

rotflmao!


perhaps your two friends being there first is the reason all pussy tastes the same to you.

*

x2!

[HelenaP]

Go* damnit...
(((((((((((((((((((JORGE))))))))))))))))))))))

[HelenaP]

So htf did ^that^ post show up??

[HelenaP]

OMG. I think Jorge is here.

Um..Sorry sir...

[HelenaP]

Ha ha..I'm on to...um...nm.

[HelenaP]

Just testing the board, OrHey.

[Potato]

Spammer!


I removed the dupe, btw.

[Potato]

omg, so clicking on the next page just returns you to the page you're on.... awesome!!!

[HelenaP]

@ Tater- OK. TY! :)

Now I am spamming.

[HelenaP]

perhaps your two friends being there first is the reason all pussy tastes the same to you.

*


It's still funny!!

[HelenaP]

Where's my last spam post where I Thank Lady Tater???

[Excrement_Cranium]

is this the only thread on zp working, or what?

[Potato]

Test post.

[Mels_Smileys45]

WTF?



IS the board working again?

[Mels_Smileys45]

Wtf!!!????

[mfgbypooter]

Who else is meating a hot single tonite?

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[Feather]

Potato please go kick Dubstyle in the dick continuously until he fixes this shit.

Just kidding ya know Chris