Come on, admit it...

[mfgbypooter]

It's no secret, everyone does it, so come clean.

How often do YOU do it?

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[Excrement_Cranium]

I do it in the shower, WHILE peeing and pooping. I try to time them to all pop together, and throw in a sneeze, cough, and burp for extra flavor.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Everyone day right when I wake up, cometimes I wake up and im already going at it, and every night before I go to sleep.


I have no idea why people are ashamed to admit it. Jerking off is the BEST! So much better than having a stranger touch my junk

[antiglitz]

it's a daily ritual. i tried the whole shower thing, but the water bill got expensive.

[ratcat]

I do it in the shower, WHILE peeing and pooping. I try to time them to all pop together, and throw in a sneeze, cough, and burp for extra flavor.

Boy !!!! You know how to keep yourself entertained !

Smileys45;Everyone day right when I wake up, cometimes I wake up and im already going at it, and ........
........

AAhhhhhh......Morning glory !! Make the most of it Mels, as you get older its less the glory in the morning.


For me.

When I think the time is right. Back in the old days it was a daily ritual.

[MoonMan]

It varies for me. Couple of times a week usually, with a couple of times a day on occasion.

[Signa]

I doubt anyone will believe me, but I never have. I have tried once or twice because I could tell I needed it. I just never could get into it. It just felt stupid.

[mfgbypooter]

heck yeah, I'm skinning it back right now.

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[Mels_Smileys45]

Boy !!!! You know how to keep yourself entertained !



AAhhhhhh......Morning glory !! Make the most of it Mels, as you get older its less the glory in the morning.


For me.

When I think the time is right. Back in the old days it was a daily ritual.


DO you know how old I am? I still get a great morning wood. I dont think Id mind waking up and not having a boner. Hell, I never had a wet dream till I was like 30. I thought it was a myth. Then one morning I woke up as I shot a load all over the covers. Nice. I did it again about a month later. Now I wish I could do that every morning! It was fan-fuckin- tastic! BLEWWIEEEEE!

I think all thats to do with I no longer gets lots of pussy. In fact I get none. What with all the jacking off and wet dreams........... who has time for it.

[ratcat]

DO you know how old I am? I still get a great morning wood. I dont think Id mind waking up and not having a boner. Hell, I never had a wet dream till I was like 30......
.........


Well I'm halfway through my 30's and I'd be over the moon if I got a morning glory, hey !! I'd be that happy, I'd rub it out. About 99.99% of the time the missus protests on the morning bump.

As far as wet dreams haven't had one since my mid or late 20's

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[HelenaP]

I doubt anyone will believe me, but I never have. I have tried once or twice because I could tell I needed it. I just never could get into it. It just felt stupid.


Um...believe-it-or-not, I am speechless. My mind cannot wrap itself around the concept.
I wish you luck in life?

Boy !!!! You know how to keep yourself entertained !
...

I'll never be amazed again. Not for a very long time, anyway...

...When I think the time is right.

Timing.

[mfgbypooter]

sometimes, if I really like you, (or even if I don't), I'll rub one out and shoot it on your avatar.

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[HelenaP]

sometimes, if I really like you, (or even if I don't), I'll rub one out and shoot it on your avatar.

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Whew! I'm safe.

[RACKnRAIL]

I'm slowing down in my old age. I only do it 3 or 4 times a week. When I was 20 something it was every day and sometimes 2-3 times in one day. Way back when porn was still on Beta.

[HelenaP]

...Way back when porn was still on Beta.

You mean beta as in VCR? That's waaaaay back!

[Feather]

Where is the option for endlessly? I have to replace my keyboard and mouse at least once a month.

[RACKnRAIL]

You mean beta as in VCR? That's waaaaay back!


yes, beta vids. My local video store had mostly beta until vhs took over. Beta movies were very good quality.

[mfgbypooter]

Whew! I'm safe.right.

your avatar is so covered in my sticky swimmers I can't even tell what it is any more.

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[serrebi101]

O, what this forum has degraded into. Good laughs though.

[HelenaP]

right.

your avatar is so covered in my sticky swimmers I can't even tell what it is any more.

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Which one...so I can change.

[dboy1982]

HMMM....MABYE 2-3 TIMES A WEEK

OH...I CAN DO IT WITH BOTH HANDS AT THE SAME TIME TOO....:icon_thum:icon_thum
SOOOOO....IM COOL

[HelenaP]

HMMM....MABYE 2-3 TIMES A WEEK

OH...I CAN DO IT WITH BOTH HANDS AT THE SAME TIME TOO....:icon_thum:icon_thum
SOOOOO....IM COOL

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/

[dboy1982]

Hahaha....iv'e Just Got Small Hands...lol
Or Do I?????

[HelenaP]

Somebody touched the keyboard.

[ratcat]

Timing.

Well.....it's not like I say to myself "Did I forgot to do something today ??" Like hhmmm............ O0oo that right.

Maybe I'm a romantic at heart ?

[evilmegaman]

I doubt anyone will believe me, but I never have. I have tried once or twice because I could tell I needed it. I just never could get into it. It just felt stupid.



I actually get where you're coming from. Nobody believes me when I say it, but I never masturbated until after I turned 16. I mean not as extreme as what you say, but yeah. I get it.



Now, I am kinda a daily ritual sorta guy though. I don't even know why to be honest. i am not even constantly thinking about it. I just do it cuz i can't see anything better to do with my time if I want to. I can go a week without it though. it gets annoying though lol

[HelenaP]

Well.....it's not like I say to myself "Did I forgot to do something today ??" Like hhmmm............ O0oo that right.

Maybe I'm a romantic at heart ?

Timing is good. Romantic is good. All is well...

[Mels_Smileys45]

For the girl who likes it in the face.....timing is everything.

[evilmegaman]

For the girl who likes it in the face.....timing is everything.


it's funny cuz it's true!

[w31n3r]

i had a weird habit of beating off whenever i was nervous, even if i was not horny in the least. but till i was in my 20's, i'd chock the little bugger at any chance i'd get. come to think of it, i still do.

@ signa; dude,consider seeing a physician, it's seriously an unhealthy practice not to touch yourself. your balls might burst someday, or you may be faced with a device malfunction at the most inopportune moment. daily maintenance is of paramount importance.

[evilmegaman]

ED is super serious :-/ that would suck *knock on wood and whatever I can do to prevent ever getting that*

[w31n3r]

ED is super serious :-/ that would suck *knock on wood and whatever I can do to prevent ever getting that*

don't knock, caress...

[evilmegaman]

don't knock, caress...


I don't sway dat way

[Mels_Smileys45]

i had a weird habit of beating off whenever i was nervous, even if i was not horny in the least. but till i was in my 20's, i'd chock the little bugger at any chance i'd get. come to think of it, i still do.

@ signa; dude,consider seeing a physician, it's seriously an unhealthy practice not to touch yourself. your balls might burst someday, or you may be faced with a device malfunction at the most inopportune moment. daily maintenance is of paramount importance.


Guys with small dicks just don't get horny I guess.



Just kidding.

[pandoraenima1]

(ejaculates) you guys were saying?

[evilmegaman]

everybody go home, the internet needs clean up

[mfgbypooter]

for a real blast try playing pocket pool in the women's department at Wal-mart.

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