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grab_grab_the_haddock
May 15th, 2008, 07:19 PM
Not sure if this is normal or not, but I always enjoy evacuating my bowels in the shower. What about you?

evilmegaman
May 15th, 2008, 08:22 PM
oh grab grab I've missed you

Mels_Smileys45
May 16th, 2008, 01:45 AM
Hmmmmm.....Pooter did you let grab in on this too? Wink wink



Great post BTW...... just when I thought you were out of shit too


And yes, yes I do but I dont really mean to when I do it.

El Comandante
May 16th, 2008, 08:29 AM
When it comes to an intelligent discussion of bodily functions, nobody touches ZP. Nobody!

MoonMan
May 16th, 2008, 09:00 AM
I've never willingly pooped in the shower. I have, however, used the toilet when I've had explosive diarrhea and just jumped in the shower afterward instead of dealing with 10 minutes of meticulous wiping.

JosefStalin
May 16th, 2008, 10:53 AM
I've never willingly pooped in the shower. I have, however, used the toilet when I've had explosive diarrhea and just jumped in the shower afterward instead of dealing with 10 minutes of meticulous wiping.

Ive done that numerous times myself. I have a problem with chronic diarrhea so yeah, I do it fairly often. It saves me time and its also better for the environment. Obviously, it saves on toilet paper but theres also the water factor. I think a quick rinse of the buttocks uses less water than the multiple flushes required for all that inevitable wiping.

Personally, I would like to see bidets become much more popular. They get a bad name because people associate them with the French and/or homosexuality but they really would be a very useful and hygenic thing to use. And if spraying water up your ass is "gay" then you can just as easily argue that wiping your ass is "gay". And that would be absurd.

Anyway yeah, good topic.

Signa
May 16th, 2008, 12:03 PM
i love the poll grab.

I'm glad I don't shit in the shower. I take way too long on the toilet, and thats when I get to play my gameboy. If I shat in the shower, I'd get my gameboy wet, and I don't want to do that.

I do remember this once that my sister craped in the tub. She was only like a year old or something. Anyway, when she saw it floating there, she started screaming "SNAKE! SNAKE!" and we all had a great laugh.

I have a new baby bother who is 20 months old. he just did the same last week without the words. He doesn't really talk yet because hes damn good at communicating with non-words. I actually suggested to my mom that we stop understanding him so much so that he would talk more. He's that good.

w31n3r
May 17th, 2008, 02:15 AM
When it comes to an intelligent discussion of bodily functions, nobody touches ZP. Nobody!

i agree. it's the reason i and everyone else keep coming back :icon_thum

i love the poll grab.

I do remember this once that my sister craped in the tub. She was only like a year old or something. Anyway, when she saw it floating there, she started screaming "SNAKE! SNAKE!" and we all had a great laugh.

I have a new baby bother who is 20 months old. he just did the same last week without the words. He doesn't really talk yet because hes damn good at communicating with non-words. I actually suggested to my mom that we stop understanding him so much so that he would talk more. He's that good.

my 16 month old son loves to take a dump in the tub. i think he does it just to piss me off.

unfortunately, my bowel behaviour makes it impractical for me for take a dump in my shower, however i have no qualms about doing the same in someone else's shower...

mfgbypooter
May 17th, 2008, 04:13 AM
when visiting a lover I'll shit in her shower and wipe on the curtain.

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HelenaP
May 17th, 2008, 04:55 AM
When it comes to an intelligent discussion of bodily functions, nobody touches ZP. Nobody!

Lining up. They're just begging to get in...

ratcat
May 17th, 2008, 05:12 AM
Sshhitt....NO !!!!!!!!


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RACKnRAIL
May 17th, 2008, 07:06 AM
Judging from the poll results, it looks like pooter showers with multiple partners. He seems to bring out the shit in people.

The nice thing about a shower is you can rinse off all that excrement after all that frolicking.

rainbowdemon
May 17th, 2008, 10:37 AM
when visiting a lover I'll shit in her shower and wipe on the curtain.

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That might be why you never get a second date!!


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Lord_of_the_Dense
May 18th, 2008, 10:07 AM
And if you do end up getting one, she might be notorious for certain tub antics.

mfgbypooter
May 18th, 2008, 11:27 AM
you just gotta love those tub girls.

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Mels_Smileys45
May 18th, 2008, 01:11 PM
you just gotta love those tub girls.

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and Google (unsafe) images!

Signa
May 18th, 2008, 05:12 PM
i once GISed "tubby" for the shorthand of teletubies. I dont know why i thought i would get results (i did), but the first one was tubgirl. thankfully, it was just a thumbnail so that my little sister couldn't really make it out

mfgbypooter
May 18th, 2008, 06:23 PM
next it will be a lemon party at tub girl's house.

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rainbowdemon
May 18th, 2008, 06:38 PM
next it will be a lemon party at tub girl's house.

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I'm starting to chub up just thinking about that!!

HelenaP
May 18th, 2008, 06:49 PM
I stopped reading after, "i once GISed "tubby" for the shorthand of teletubies."
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mfgbypooter
May 18th, 2008, 06:57 PM
when showering at a lover's house I'll always leave a thick pubic hair stuck on the soap as a token of my esteem.

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Signa
May 18th, 2008, 07:27 PM
I stopped reading after, "i once GISed "tubby" for the shorthand of teletubies."
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no you didn't! LIES!

Mels_Smileys45
May 21st, 2008, 02:57 AM
I'll take a dump in the VIP lounge because I know you guys love it!

ratcat
August 7th, 2008, 08:40 AM
Having a shitty day ??? (http://s250.photobucket.com/albums/gg255/ratcat73/Video/?action=view&current=ShittyDay.flv)

HelenaP
August 7th, 2008, 08:41 AM
Ye gods! This is still here?
FFS....

mfgbypooter
August 14th, 2008, 04:31 PM
Having a shitty day ??? (http://s250.photobucket.com/albums/gg255/ratcat73/Video/?action=view&current=ShittyDay.flv)Makes you want to run right out and join a gym.

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Hath
August 14th, 2008, 06:06 PM
I did that at a gym once... I got in trouble though.

zombird
August 14th, 2008, 10:24 PM
Only in your shower.

Mels_Smileys45
August 14th, 2008, 10:41 PM
Only in your shower.


I'll rub your nose in it.

nice neighbor lady
August 15th, 2008, 06:28 AM
when visiting a lover I'll shit in her shower and wipe on the curtain.

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Ok. That explains the peanut I found stuck to it.

mfgbypooter
August 15th, 2008, 06:51 AM
Don't ask about your bath towels.

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ratcat
March 12th, 2009, 09:33 PM
This guy doesn't need a shower to take a dump.

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(http://spikedhumor.com/articles/175983/Knacker-Takes-A-Dump-On-Road.html)

mountain_rage
March 12th, 2009, 11:21 PM
Only when I'm visiting. So who wants me over for the summer? Still prefer the hotel hot tub.

milk man
March 14th, 2009, 11:11 PM
Note of caution don't drink the water in Mexico as taking a dump in a shower will be the least of your concerns. Beyond this I have never taken a dump in a shower save for once. But it was well deserved.

RACKnRAIL
June 5th, 2009, 07:17 PM
Those small shower stalls in motels just make ya want to poop.

mfgbypooter
June 5th, 2009, 07:31 PM
I like washing out my crack in the shower.

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