If you had a super power

[Mels_Smileys45]

If you had one super power what would it be? Please vote now.

[evilmegaman]

anus, penis, vagina

[HelenaP]

anus, penis, vagina

I'm not even sure I want to know about the order of choices...

[ratcat]

Now, how does one just keep coming up with these intellectual questions ??


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[HelenaP]

Too much soda? Kool-aid? Sugar?

Who knows?

[baksteen]

well only if i could control it and it doesnt actually hurt me in the process

[mfgbypooter]

I can shoot fire out of my anus.

All it takes is some beans and a match.

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[El Comandante]

uhh... what's a vajay?

[HelenaP]

...vagina

Here you go.

[El Comandante]

I've never heard of such a thing... must be cultural differences or something.... I get the V part but Jay? Like in naked as a Jay bird?

[Tic3]

LOL. I saw the title of the thread, and was like "Hey! My family and I were just talking about this very thing when we went out to dinner the other night."

Then I saw the poll options. Oops...We weren't talking about THOSE kinda super powers!

[HelenaP]

Now we know what kills a good poll...

[Excrement_Cranium]

I can already shoot fire from my anus. They are called Jalepenos.

[mountain_rage]

WTF!!! NO NIPPLES??? RACIST BASTARD. I'm boycotting this thread untill I get some nipple powers.

Anyway I can leap over tall buildings in a single bound, crush my enemies under my enormous girth, and hypnotize those that oppose me. I even have a sidekick.

[Signa]

...Anyway I can leap over tall buildings in a single bound...

I believe System of a Down summed that one up quite nicely with their song "pogo stick"

[HelenaP]

.. I even have a sidekick.

I thought it was your personal cheerleader.

[pandoraenima1]

i can shoot Liquid fire out my penis its called ejaculation!..Tee hee hee

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Another title as innocent as "Lemon Party."

You're a sly one, Mr. Mels.

[Malakai1911]

WTF!!! NO NIPPLES??? RACIST BASTARD. I'm boycotting this thread untill I get some nipple powers.

Anyway I can leap over tall buildings in a single bound, crush my enemies under my enormous girth, and hypnotize those that oppose me. I even have a sidekick.



Gaze into my nipples of the future! (http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l148/A_pessimist/powdered.jpg)

[DrewWilson]

Gaze into my nipples of the future! (http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l148/A_pessimist/powdered.jpg)

Heheh. Good one. :)

[Mels_Smileys45]

I've never heard of such a thing... must be cultural differences or something.... I get the V part but Jay? Like in naked as a Jay bird?


You ever see SuperBad? Its repeated several times in that movie and I thought "VaJay" Looked better than "VaGay" or cunt.

[El Comandante]

You ever see SuperBad? Its repeated several times in that movie and I thought "VaJay" Looked better than "VaGay" or cunt.

I see.. well good choice I guess, we don't want to offend anyones sensibilities.

[mfgbypooter]

I'm torn.

I'm rather fond of cunts.

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[Signa]

to answer the thread question, if i had a super power, blasts of energy isnt my style. that said, the guy in Bioshock and Colonel Mustang of Full Metal Alchemist both can make things explode in flames by snapping their fingers. i cant think of a more bad ass super power.

If i had to have a power that involved throwing some form of final fantasy style magic, id go for ice. with it, i could chill drinks, save on air conditioning, and make any day winter for sledding or snowball fights. as a superhero super power, i would think it would be kinda lame, then i realized that not only could i use it to throw icicle daggers to impale someone, but i probably could start to freeze blood. 'course if i started to do that, i might be classifiable as a villain.

[w31n3r]

i chose shooting fire out of my penis, but after thinking about it i realised that a power like that could spell doom for a persons sex life. no woman's gonna want to look like a well done steak, and there'd be little possibility of an encore.

[mfgbypooter]

I had a fiery penis and had to see a doctor.

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[RACKnRAIL]

I had a fiery bunghole and said I would never eat chili again...but I was wrong.

[w31n3r]

how do you put out a fiery bunghole? an enema?

[mfgbypooter]

Sometimes, just to save time, I'll take a habanero, cut it open, and smear the juices on my anus.

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[RACKnRAIL]

Sometimes, just to save time, I'll take a habanero, cut it open, and smear the juices on my anus.

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Habanero pepper toilet paper found only at pooter's place.

[Signa]

Habanero pepper toilet paper found only at pooter's place.

now that would make an AWESOME prank. "spicy" toilet paper. just replace some one's roll when they arent looking.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Hmmmm, who should I shoot with my penis?

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

I think Grab needs a nice eyeful right about now.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Kill the spammer.....WOW gold indeed

[HelenaP]

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z188/funnypicforTP/ban-2.gif

Dude! Your poll shows how each person answered! I didn't notice before.
Wow, indeed. Pretty proud bunch, ain't they?

[shanks1290]

i chose shooting fire out of my penis, but after thinking about it i realised that a power like that could spell doom for a persons sex life. no woman's gonna want to look like a well done steak, and there'd be little possibility of an encore.
i think that would be cool. first sex, then free steak. yum