How many fingers

[Mels_Smileys45]

Its the age old question: How many fingers can you get up your butt?

[mfgbypooter]

I do good to get a straw in there.

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[Feather]

It would take a sledge hammer to drive a straight pin in there.

[HelenaP]

It would take a sledge hammer to drive a straight pin in there.

L
M
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F
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OFF!!!

[mfgbypooter]

This begs the bigger question of how many fingers do you want in your butt?

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[rainbowdemon]

My question is, why do you want fingers in the butt in the first place?

[Mels_Smileys45]

My question is, why do you want fingers in the butt in the first place?


Well, what else would you want up your butt?

[Signa]

wow, and i thought the pee in the shower poll was off the wall....

[HelenaP]

Well, what else would you want up your butt?

Didn't Richard Gere have a hamster removed?

[El Comandante]

yes... it was an emergency gerbilectomy.... it was a fat Gerbil too.... five fingers at least...

[RACKnRAIL]

Judging by the size of my last crap, I would say 0-1.

I gotta stop eating chili.

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

I'd rather have a butt in my fingers.

But not a cigarette.

[Mels_Smileys45]

There should be more people voting for "head up their ass"


You know who you are

[HelenaP]

Con- more spam.

Pro- I was able to laugh at Feather's answer again!

[Mels_Smileys45]

Wow. You have your whole head up your butt! VOTE!

[HelenaP]

Wow. You have your whole head up your butt! VOTE!

Yeah. That's your W*w G*ld buddy who you swore you were gonna kill, in another thread...

[ratcat]

One's has never try this challenge.

Does one's apply lube to take a measure of what one can squeeze in ?

or

it's a dry run measure ?

[HelenaP]

One's has never try this challenge.

Does one's apply lube to take a measure of what one can squeeze in ?

or

it's a dry run measure ?


Surely you aren't THAT bored.

[Feather]

I would suggest the sand paper test
Start with 100 grit and work your way to 30 grit

[wapazoid]

Judging by the size of my last crap, I would say 0-1.

I gotta stop eating chili.

And judging by mine, I'd say a goddamn fist.

I ripped the towel rack right off the wall.

[HelenaP]

It's Saturday. You should have the time ti fix it. Maybe some extra bolts...

[ratcat]

Surely you aren't THAT bored.

I might have been then.


If my butt gets any itchy..er, I'm going to vote for 3 fingers.






lol :drunken_s

[HelenaP]

**faints**

[mfgbypooter]

overheard at the nudist colony: "where did my lighter go..."

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[wapazoid]

I might have been then.


If my butt gets any itchy..er, I'm going to vote for 3 fingers.






lol :drunken_s

Internal itching. Das is a BAD sign.

[HelenaP]

overheard at the nudist colony: "where did my lighter go..."

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http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l153/shell63/whoosh.gif

[mfgbypooter]

is it hard to type with all your fingers in your butt?

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[wapazoid]

Maybe she has a cute little pinched nose.

[ratcat]

And judging by mine, I'd say a goddamn fist.

I ripped the towel rack right off the wall.

The back splash didn't knock your of the seat ?

[HelenaP]

The back splash didn't knock your of the seat ?

You really should get out more. Go to a concert...alone. You deserve it. :icon_salu

[ratcat]

You really should get out more. Go to a concert...alone. You deserve it. :icon_salu


THANKS !!! I will. I'll go down to Harlem On Friday Night :icon_thum

[HelenaP]

THANKS !!! I will. I'll go down to Harlem On Friday Night :icon_thum


Sweeeeeeeet! :icon_thum

[mfgbypooter]

the real question is not how many fingers can you fit in your butt it's how many times do you sniff those fingers after you pull them out...

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[Blizter]

pmsl, this thread reminds me of a pertinent old sound clip :)

http://www.zx-12r.org/Funny%20Stuff/Funny_Stuff_index.htm

Armogeddon- second last in the Voice Recordings list on the right hand side


http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj254/Onion14_album/funn3y.jpg

:)

[Feather]

please remove the second link before a mod gets a hold of you

[moon light]

sorry, what's the meaning of butt ????????????

[wapazoid]

I'll save you from getting hit with the goatse image. The butt is your behind, rear end, and the place you wipe when you're done sitting on the toilet.

[Feather]

sorry, what's the meaning of butt ????????????

ass, anus, buttocks, your bottom, the part of your body you sit on to take a shit

[HelenaP]

ass, anus, buttocks, your bottom, the part of your body you sit on to take a shit

Your eloquence floors me every time.

[Feather]

tHANK yOU MY lADY

[HelenaP]

YoU'Re WeLcOmEd As aLwAyS...

[Mels_Smileys45]

sorry, what's the meaning of butt ????????????



Its your back pussy.

[w31n3r]

And judging by mine, I'd say a goddamn fist.

I ripped the towel rack right off the wall.

which is why you should always stick your food up your butt first before eating for good measure. on a side note, i've stopped eating watermelons...

[wapazoid]

mmmmmm... seeeeeeeeeedless watermelon. I'm hittin' the grocery store.

[moon light]

mm i c ............you mean ass,, so in which country you say butt uk or usa

[HelenaP]

Butt is most used in the US. Bum is more prevalent in the UK.

[El Comandante]

Butt is most used in the US.

I prefer to use ass and leave butt for cigarettes or the butcher shop.