Do you Pee in the Shower?

[HelenaP]

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How about it zeropaid I know I can't be the only one!

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Sure you could!

[Signa]

i pity the people that belong checking both the "habitually" and the "i dont shower, i bathe" boxes.

[evilmegaman]

I have an issue with pissing in the place that I get cleaned in :-/

[El Comandante]

Why the hell am I going to waste 3 gallons flushing piss down the toilet if I am already in the shower? From a purely environmental point of view .... you have a duty to piss in the shower! (unless you are taking a bubble bath or something)..

[RACKnRAIL]

I masturbate in the shower. oops, wrong thread.

[RACKnRAIL]

do you think about peeing while doing it?

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I think about blowin in the wind.

[Mels_Smileys45]

I piss on the walls! Pissing in the shower prevents athletes foot, its true.

[black_magiic]

I can't do it. I just think it's way too gross to do in the shower. I just can't bring myself to do it.

I love how absolutely nothing seems to have changed at the roots of this site since I've been gone lol

[Signa]

(from Something Awful's "Illustrated Awkward Confessions")
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I saw this picture the other week and I started wondering how many people actually do that. Apparently enough. El Comandante raised a good enough point so I'm going to come out and say it. Yeah. I pee in the shower. I started it when I was like 7 or 8, and I thought it was funny as hell. Probably more funny than that; I was rolling. Anyway, I just never stopped. I've been doing it so long now that I don't even think about it ever. It's just part of the routine.

Unlike the poster that got quoted for that drawing, I don't think it's normal at all. But as long as you are sanitary about it, as I am, it's not really a big deal. Never once in the 16 or so years that I have been doing have I caught a whiff of urine from the shower. The only downside I've experienced from peeing in the shower is now my mind says body getting wet = Potty time! There have been a few times where I've been swimming and feel the urge to let go. I never have, but it pisses me off (no pun intended) that it's even an issue.

[Mels_Smileys45]

I can't do it. I just think it's way too gross to do in the shower. I just can't bring myself to do it.

I love how absolutely nothing seems to have changed at the roots of this site since I've been gone lol



Cool to see you back. I asked about you in soime thread and some one said you were off playing video games.

[carpefile]

Sure, I pee in my shower, it gets washed down with a heck of a lot more water than a toilet flush, and urine is sterile after all.
But I would consider it rude to pee in someone else's or a public shower. Then again, I'm a road construction worker, and ordinarily there are no facilities available on job sites, so I pee pretty much anywhere, shielded by the open door of my truck anyway.

[RACKnRAIL]

when you rub one out in the shower do you shoot facing into the spray or do you turn your back and unload one on the wall or curtain?

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I'll leave the self-face shots to EMM. I aim for the drain where the water is flowing.

[Potato]

This should have been a public poll.

[RACKnRAIL]

This should have been a public poll.

I'm sure pooter prefers to keep his pole private.

[moneoa]

Hey if it's all going to the same place why just pee?
Think bigger.

I pee in the shower, puke, shit, spit
Hell it all goes to the same place you weirdos

[baksteen]

a follow through, that almost never happens to me

[Potato]

Is it that difficult to pee before you start the shower?

[moneoa]

Is it that difficult to pee before you start the shower?
Oh but these are all men, yes I am too but I already had my sarcastic
bite at it and dont feel like pushing this lame subject more than needed

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

At least they haven't turned the thread upside-down wondering if anyone takes Pee Showers.

[Feather]

or butt monkeyed your title.

[notbob]

i don't shower, so no. i wouldn't want to rinse off with toilet water either

[abrecords]

not sure.. =)

[MoonMan]

I pee in the shower nearly every time I take one!










So, roughly, about 2 or 3 times a month.

[evilmegaman]

what a bunch of brutes....

[HelenaP]

How about you just come over and clean my shower?

[Signa]

not sure.. =)

is that a bot? WAY too random of a post.

[baksteen]

How about you just come over and clean my shower?

how about you come and show me a good time :P

[El Comandante]

how about you come and show me a good time :P

you certainly know how to woo the ladies Bak:icon_cycl

[baksteen]

hey hey poooter get in line :P

well El, it is normally the accent that does it for me

[HelenaP]

how about you come and show me a good time :P

I'll clean your shower if you'll polish my knob.

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[baksteen]

is that a no then?

[PowerMan57two]

You bet I do! Why waist the water in the toilet when you are cleaning yourself already ;-) save on the environment!

[moneoa]

You bet I do! Why waist the water in the toilet when you are cleaning yourself already ;-) save on the environment!Jesus it's been years since you have posted, Allo Allo

[RACKnRAIL]

Jesus it's been years since you have posted, Allo Allo

It just takes an interesting topic to bring some folks out.

I remember a while back I didn't feel like posting until I saw the "I just farted" thread.

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

that means she wants a good spanking first.

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You two are headed down the perfect path. :icon_thum

[Mels_Smileys45]

Pee tastes funny.

[RACKnRAIL]

I have seen survivalist Bear Grylls drink his pee on Man vs. Wild. It looked very disgusting. I would never want to be in that situation. However, don't ask me why, I would blow bubbles in Jessica Alba's pee. It just doesn't make sense!!

[HelenaP]

You two are headed down the perfect path. :icon_thum

Please do not make me get myself banned...

[RACKnRAIL]

I used to have a dog named bubbles.

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WOW! I had a dog named chunks.

[Mels_Smileys45]

I just almost forgot to pee in the shower. WHEW!

[HelenaP]

that means she wants a good spanking first.

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You have no idea...

You two are headed down the perfect path. :icon_thum

Aren't they, though?

I just almost forgot to pee in the shower. WHEW!

These small daily reminders...

[infoseeker]

the good thing is- i choosed the first 4 choices

[ratcat]

Yes I have.

When I was a young fellow, it was just about ever shower, until mum went crook because it started to stink the drain out.

But nowdays, no, I think the last time I did it was a couple months ago.

I refer the garden when I can. Pee on the grass where I don't want it to grow. Free homemade garden hedging solution.

Btw its the back yard not the front yard is where I pee.


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[HelenaP]

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Btw its the back yard not the front yard is where I pee.


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Thank you, ratcat.

I would have stayed awake all night wondering...

[Mels_Smileys45]

the good thing is- i choosed the first 4 choices

Hello ........

[RACKnRAIL]

Btw its the back yard not the front yard is where I pee.




That was probably my main criteria when looking to buy a house. It had to have a backyard private enough to pee in without being reported by the neighbors for exposing myself. After all when you're a man the outdoors is one big urinal.

[RACKnRAIL]

why kill my own grass?

I pee in the neighbor's yard.

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Well, if i had a nice neighbor lady, like you, I probably would too, but mine's a bitch, and would call the police for exposing myself.

[HelenaP]

The nice neighbor lady just called and said she would be waiting by the gloryhole in the fence.

I wonder what that means.

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For once, so do I...

[pandoraenima1]

i pee in the pool...lol

[Mels_Smileys45]

For once, so do I...


NEVER Google image "glory hole"




you'll be sorrrrry

[HelenaP]

NEVER Google image "glory hole"




you'll be sorrrrry

Aren't I always?
You taught me well...

[d4rkpri35t]

peeing in the glory hole would be funny.

[Mels_Smileys45]

peeing in the glory hole would be funny.


That is pretty funny

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

I wonder if that's in any relation to Springsteen's "Glory Days?"

[moneoa]

For once, so do I...
Glory holes are literal holes in the wall where in some seedy sex districts a guy will pay to stick his pecker into one of them and get a surprise. If a guy does not mind being given a blow job by someone/something completely anonymous (use your imagination, toothless old man or a carrot sucking donkey)

[HelenaP]

Thanks for the mental...

[El Comandante]

how did this thread get to this?

[HelenaP]

pooter and Mels. That's how.

[baksteen]

well you would expect it to really with them two

[Mels_Smileys45]

Now youve slandered my good name!


But really, can you talk about peeing and NOT bring up the glory hole?

[El Comandante]

But really, can you talk about peeing and NOT bring up the glory hole?

Yes, of course you can. I mean it's not... what does... ehh. never mind....

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Well his national anthem does start with a "O."

And here you thought that was an actual letter.

[xnavyman]

Peeing in the shower helps to stop the spread of tinea.

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

I'm sure your fellow seamen were grateful.

[moneoa]

Well his national anthem does start with a "O."

And here you thought that was an actual letter.lol perhaps his ignorance is bliss and you just blew it out of the water and left a scar on his mind.

moneoa sure knows alot about glory holes...

*Only what you taught me at the Dojo Mr Myagi :icon_thum

[Mels_Smileys45]

I would pee on Jesus for sure

[HelenaP]

Another fine example of what sort of threads bots are drawn to.

(Does anyone other than me wonder if this is the specific motive for those that author these threads? More to add to their collection, hmmm??)

LMAO!

Just a thought.

[uvwx696]

I Lick Penis

[Signa]

Every one that voted "i pee on my partner" needs to find this "Wow gold" guy and start dating him.

[Mels_Smileys45]

The pee is my shower

[Mels_Smileys45]

Pee is my Listerine

[HelenaP]

...the next time I visit an ex ...

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How many do you have?

[mailrachit]

i never pee in shower but must now consider to save water

[moneoa]

The pee is my showerbehold the golden shower huh?

[HelenaP]

I still want to know how many ex's pooter has...

[HelenaP]

more than I could afford.

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Yeah, me too. C'mon. I'll tell if you will...

[Feather]

I am on my third wife.

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

2 down....

[HelenaP]

Wow! Only two? That's not bad at all! I'm working on my fourth...

Fess up pooter!

I am on my third wife.

I am shocked. A peaceful soul such as yourself.

[El Comandante]

No ex wives... never married.... (hanging on to bachelorhood by my fingernails)

[HelenaP]

Good call.

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Wow! Only two? That's not bad at all! I'm working on my fourth...

Fess up pooter!


Fourth, huh? Guess it must be you who pees in the shower then.

If I were with you, I'd just take a bath. This way we'd both suffer.:icon_thum

[HelenaP]

Fourth, huh? Guess it must be you who pees in the shower then.

Possibly, but for good reasons.

If I were with you, I'd just take a bath. This way we'd both suffer.:icon_thum

Considering all the cannibals our dead bodies could feed, it would need to be a very large bath.

I have heard that Calgon takes suffering away.

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

I don't recall inviting any cannibals to our Urinary Bath Bliss.

[HelenaP]

I don't recall inviting any cannibals to our Urinary Bath Bliss.

You were asleep.

[CutChaotic]

What is it about hot water that makes you want to pee...

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

The other way around, voiding can be facilitated by immersing a hand in a cup or sink full of warm water [11][12] or running a tap[12] to imitate[11] urination sounds. The mechanism is unclear, but may involve making control regions in the central nervous system believe that voiding has already begun, making it release the remaining inhibitory stimuli. The phenomenon (and perhaps immersion diuresis) has given rise to the hand in warm water trick,[13], which is immersing the hand of a sleeping person in water to make this victim urinate in sleep, although the efficacy of the trick is disputed. Nevertheless, it may be helpful for people with paruresis (inability to urinate in the presence of others, such as in a public restroom).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_in_warm_water_trick#Voluntary_control

[A_mber]

That quote is hilarious. I have that very issue, so very helpful.

[gertrudejohnson40]

I think peeing in the shower is mostly a guy thing or baby thing. I personally find it rather stinkie. Peeuuuuuu:icon_puke

[Pooter's Left Nut]

I've unloaded more than a few times in the shower.

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[A_mber]

I don't know if I mentioned this before or not but, peeing in the shower is supposed to cure athletes foot. I heard that from my 8th grade health teacher...odd lil fucker, yes he was.

[Mels_Smileys45]

I don't know if I mentioned this before or not but, peeing in the shower is supposed to cure athletes foot. I heard that from my 8th grade health teacher...odd lil fucker, yes he was.


It cured my girlfriends acne on her face too.

[RACKnRAIL]

...odd lil fucker, yes he was.

He just wanted you to pee on him.

[A_mber]

He just wanted you to pee on him.

Probably so...he was a freak I tell ya.

[thelastfreeman]

Only if the shower is golden