What do you think of while masturbating, POLL

[Mels_Smileys45]

Well the title says it all. What are some of things that you think about while having some "alone time"? If you have "other" I did not add a poll option for that, just provide a graphic description in your post of what ever you like.

[ratcat]

Well............I can't say I don't, because the facts state that 98% of men do it and the other 2% lie.

It's a hard choice between young hot girls and MILF's. Thou if the missus was read this it will be her. She one of the top MILF's in town.

And what about when the g/f or wife is "out of bounds" for a couple days do you get her to rub one out for you ?

[RACKnRAIL]

Do you mean when you're watching porn or when you're in the shower masturbating?

[Mels_Smileys45]

Do you mean when you're watching porn or when you're in the shower masturbating?


I didnt want to get to specific because as you all well know, guys beat off everywhere. In general though, what does it for you?

This poll is for the ladies too, even though you see no option for "wallet" feel free to add your 2 cents!

[ratcat]

..... specific because as you all well know, guys beat off everywhere..........

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What is the strangest place ?

Outside in the backyard *in a drunk state* on a lovely starry night.

[Mels_Smileys45]

I saw this video called "Spunk Mouth" and now I think about that alot while Im at work.

Is any place strange.....really? In the car at walmart?

[moneoa]

hmm strange is inclusive of anyplace outside of the bedroom

[evilmegaman]

oh god no!! there's no multiple choices!!!



:(

also chubby but not fat chicks. it's a tough thing to describe ;)

[moneoa]

btw way my answer to the question is your mom

[RACKnRAIL]

I get off by being juked with a baby octopus and spewed upon with creamed corn.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Choking a bitch is always sexy.

[mungopw]

what about hot young milfs? the strangest place ive done it must be the asshole.

[evilmegaman]

my gf's mom is actually a hot blonde... 35... really hot actually. xD

[El Comandante]

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd252/salamooch/PAM4th.jpg

and I thought I was the only one....shake the can, spray some on your knob and go go go.... amazing viscosity! And you can cook fajitas while your at it...

[mfgbypooter]

hey emm, what does your gf's grandmother look like?

and how about her greatgrandmother?

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[evilmegaman]

hey emm, what does your gf's grandmother look like?

and how about her greatgrandmother?

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the hotness stops at mom unfortunately.

[w31n3r]

ahh...masturbation, everyone's pet subject. the perfect excuse to get off some slapstick humour.

BTW, who's Pam? just wanted to know all my options so i make the right choice. is it our barbie pam69, or the formerly sexy pam anderson? be clear man! this is a matter of life and head.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Pam69 of course. I have pics if you need them.



I think of getting an invite. That always makes my pants tight

[w31n3r]

pics? pam it is then. i've always preferred visual aids anyway...

what about the other girls on ZP? oh yeah, there are none. well, helenap is too decent to touch this with a barge pole and moonlight's sexuality is debatable, so we can count them out.

seems like we need more women on these boards...we need an action plan to entice them to come here. like a thread on how cute david archuleta is. hmmm, i see you've covered that in the 4th option in the poll.

[HelenaP]

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seems like we need more women on these boards...


Well? Just look at this place.

[RACKnRAIL]

Well? Just look at this place.

You love it! You probably don't get this much attention at home.

You mean to tell me that women don't?

[HelenaP]

You love it! You probably don't get this much attention at home.

LMAO! Attention? Yeah! From you and ratcat! You are the ONLY 2 people that wished me a happy birthday (at ZP) yesterday, so I don't wanna hear about how much attention I get!
ROFLMAO!

You mean to tell me that women don't?

Hmmm...

I don't seem to remember saying that...:icon_scra

[RACKnRAIL]

LMAO! Attention? Yeah! From you and ratcat! You are the ONLY 2 people that wished me a happy birthday (at ZP) yesterday, so I don't wanna hear about how much attention I get!

What people here did you tell about your birthday? I recall Mels made some sort of comment. How would anyone else know? Should we have started a thread in honor of this great day?






Hmmm...

I don't seem to remember saying that...:icon_scra

You may not remember saying it, but do you do it? That is the question.

[mfgbypooter]

the hotness stops at mom unfortunately.
oh come on, I bet you'd still blow a load on her grandma's face if she'd let you.

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[HelenaP]

You love it! You probably don't get this much attention at home.

You mean to tell me that women don't?

Yes. Women get this much attention at home.

[ratcat]

What people here did you tell about your birthday? I recall Mels made some sort of comment. How would anyone else know? Should we have started a thread in honor of this great day?

There was another mention
http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=543359&postcount=408

[HelenaP]

There was another mention
http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=543359&postcount=408

Missed that, ratcat. Thank you!
Gah!
Edited! Edited! Edited!

[ratcat]

Missed that, ratcat. Thank you!
I was pulling ®N®'s chain anyway...
OOOPS! I mean..oh forget it.

What's going on here !!

Is it the new full moon cycle the drive force ??

We've got Helena pulling the extra leg urrr..chainand on the other page we've got Moonlight wanting to flash.


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[El Comandante]

Pam69 of course. I have pics if you need them.

Pam69?! ehh... well.... never mind....

[HelenaP]

Gah!
Edited! Edited! Edited!

[Mels_Smileys45]

LMAO! Attention? Yeah! From you and ratcat! You are the ONLY 2 people that wished me a happy birthday (at ZP) yesterday, so ...

So...Bullshit. You missed my post.

[Excrement_Cranium]

I think of squishing my feet in mashed potatoes.....

[Mels_Smileys45]

Just watched "Face Blasters from the Ass" and now IM thinking about that.

[mfgbypooter]

I'm thinking about emm's gf's grandma.

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[RACKnRAIL]

Just watched "Face Blasters from the Ass" and now IM thinking about that.


I missed that one.

[Mels_Smileys45]

I missed that one.



It may have been "Ass Blasters from the Face". These new porns are just too confusing.

[Mels_Smileys45]

What do you think about that leads to your constant, ceaseless and continuous masturbating?

[wapazoid]

I've been thinking about one of my ex's girl friends a LOT lately. It's been relatively ceaseless.

[mountain_rage]

I'm usually thinking of all the useless kittens that are dying. Their little lungs ceasing to work as god chokes them as I choke my chicken.

[HelenaP]

Looks like you dressed the nipple especially for Mel's thread.

[mountain_rage]

Whats porn without a nipple, a nice thick mustache and a a bit of kink (nipple piercing).

[notbob]

mac commercials usually

sometimes flowcharts that have to do with increasing productivity

god i get hot thinking about it

[mountain_rage]

mac commercials usually

sometimes flowcharts that have to do with increasing productivity

god i get hot thinking about it

Those critical paths are pretty sexy. But it gets really hot when you throw in the crush times.

edit: Damn it I'm thinking of pert charts

Flow charts can get pretty sexy when you start to apply left hand/right hand logic to optimize productivity. Also, its good to throw in some motion economy to help lower exhaustion.

[w31n3r]

Pam69?! ehh... well.... never mind....

why? she was a fine barbie. all that plastic...makes...me...sweat...



Those critical paths are pretty sexy. But it gets really hot when you throw in the crush times.

edit: Damn it I'm thinking of pert charts

Flow charts can get pretty sexy when you start to apply left hand/right hand logic to optimize productivity. Also, its good to throw in some motion economy to help lower exhaustion.

we are obviously an extremely horny community...

[HelenaP]

...we are obviously an extremely horny community...

As if there ever were a doubt...

[baksteen]

...
we are obviously an extremely horny community...

i wonder why?

[HelenaP]

It's as if they are akin to a crew of men, that have forever been out to sea.

Or is the myth true; Guys are horny all the time??

[w31n3r]

Or is the myth true; Guys are horny all the time??

that is a malicious lie! research has proven that men do not experience any emotion during a state of unconsciousness.

[Mels_Smileys45]

that is a malicious lie! research has proven that men do not experience any emotion during a state of unconsciousness.


I dunno 'bout that.....I woke up humping my pillow this mornin'. Pretty good piece of ass as well.

[HelenaP]

See what I mean?

[mfgbypooter]

I'm hardly ever horny.

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[Mels_Smileys45]

Define Horny

[RACKnRAIL]

Define Horny

Hey, why can't I post pics anymore?

http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/woman-horn-forehead.jpg

[mfgbypooter]

I've never successfully masturbated so I will just have to keep on practicing.

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[Mels_Smileys45]

I've never successfully masturbated so I will just have to keep on practicing.

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Maybe if you stop using a dildo you will have better luck.

[Feather]

I dont know RnR the button for inserting image is gone and the code does not work. Start screaming for a mod.

did some looking around it seens to be just this thread.

[Mels_Smileys45]

I dont know RnR the button for inserting image is gone and the code does not work. Start screaming for a mod.


Some forums have never allowed pics. I do notice some of the other sections still aloow pics to be posted.

[mfgbypooter]

Maybe if you stop using a dildo you will have better luck.I don't use a dildo, I use a chicken.

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[evilmegaman]

hey mels.... how many times have you shot your face by now? I think I did that once.. it's lame xD

[mfgbypooter]

Your not supposed to shoot on your own face, that's what girlfriends are for.

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[mountain_rage]

hey mels.... how many times have you shot your face by now? I think I did that once.. it's lame xD

I know your handle bar mustache must be getting sexy but really now, on your own face??? Whats wrong with you? Next your going to tell us you gave yourself an angry dragon.

[Mels_Smileys45]

hey mels.... how many times have you shot your face by now? I think I did that once.. it's lame xD

Uhhhh EWWWWW!

[RACKnRAIL]

Uhhhh EWWWWW!

Maybe he should audition for the next Peter North production.

[HelenaP]

Your not supposed to shoot on your own face, that's what girlfriends are for.

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I am so glad he has you.

[Mels_Smileys45]

I think of rep points while bating.

[HelenaP]

Rep points, invites and Pam. What more could you ask for?

[Mels_Smileys45]

Rep points, invites and Pam. What more could you ask for?


More cow bell?

[HelenaP]

I forgot the cowbell!
Da*n me.

[whitenoise22]

Enough guys, i think Helenas getting a little to turned on here. She cant handle it.

Especially evilmegamans juice being sprayed in his face, she wishes it was her face.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Thats cow bell always makes the ladies moist.

On another note it looks like Pam has been on a lot of minds here

[HelenaP]

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Especially evilmegamans juice being sprayed in his face, she wishes it was her face.

Maybe you should stop while you're ahead.

[Feather]

Maybe you should stop while you're ahead.

I would have to agree

[mfgbypooter]

I'm willing to bet there's not very many women who wouldn't enjoy having a teenage boy shoot a thick, hot, heavy load of spunk on their face.

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[Mels_Smileys45]

What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?

[baksteen]

I'm willing to bet there's not very many women who wouldn't enjoy having a teenage boy shoot a thick, hot, heavy load of spunk on their face.

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i think teachers love it even more

[mfgbypooter]

especially the football coach.

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[baksteen]

you can just tell if a teacher is horny and if she is looking for some

[HelenaP]

you can just tell if a teacher is horny and if she is looking for some

How old are you Bak? I have forgotten. :icon_scra

[w31n3r]

what? no takers for watering the lawn? do you have any idea about the number of things one can achieve with a hose? where's your imagination guys...

[HelenaP]

what? no takers for watering the lawn? do you have any idea about the number of things one can achieve with a hose? where's your imagination guys...

They need guidance.

[baksteen]

How old are you Bak? I have forgotten. :icon_scra

i am old enough

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

great answer.

Time to get your poll going..this just came in...

Masturbation may prevent prostate cancer

SUMMARY: Researchers find that men who masturbate frequently are at a reduced risk of cancer.

Frequent masturbation may help men cut their risk of contracting prostate cancer, Australian researchers have found. It is believed that carcinogens may build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly, BBC News reported on Wednesday. The researchers surveyed more than 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer, and 1,250 men who had not. They found that men who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to get cancer. Men who ejaculated more than five times each week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.

Sexual intercourse may not have the same effect because of the higher risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease, which could in turn raise the risk of cancer. "Had we been able to remove ejaculations associated with sexual intercourse, there should have been an even stronger protective effect of ejaculations," Graham Giles of the Cancer Council Victoria, who led the researchers, said in the article.

Read article here (http://news.yahoo.com/s/po/20080421/co_po/masturbationmaypreventprostatecancer).

[mfgbypooter]

I usually think about ejaculating when I masturbate.

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[w31n3r]

great answer.

Time to get your poll going..this just came in...

Masturbation may prevent prostate cancer

SUMMARY: Researchers find that men who masturbate frequently are at a reduced risk of cancer.

Frequent masturbation may help men cut their risk of contracting prostate cancer, Australian researchers have found. It is believed that carcinogens may build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly, BBC News reported on Wednesday. The researchers surveyed more than 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer, and 1,250 men who had not. They found that men who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to get cancer. Men who ejaculated more than five times each week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.

Sexual intercourse may not have the same effect because of the higher risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease, which could in turn raise the risk of cancer. "Had we been able to remove ejaculations associated with sexual intercourse, there should have been an even stronger protective effect of ejaculations," Graham Giles of the Cancer Council Victoria, who led the researchers, said in the article.

Read article here (http://news.yahoo.com/s/po/20080421/co_po/masturbationmaypreventprostatecancer).
supports the age old adage - your health is in your hands (stole that one)

[mountain_rage]

Old ladies with such flabby skin their entire body is flopping like their taco. If your lucky every now and then you can tear into their ass and get anal at the same time as you get pussy.

[killa_beatz]

Receiving an invite to Waffles or What.cd by Angelina Jolie whose sitting at her computer naked chatting with me on her web cam ..lol

[HelenaP]

Aim high...

[Mels_Smileys45]

I think about how Jesus really mised out. Whacking off is amazing!

[mfgbypooter]

Old ladies with such flabby skin their entire body is flopping like their taco. If your lucky every now and then you can tear into their ass and get anal at the same time as you get pussy.damn, thats my favorite wet dream right there.

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[RACKnRAIL]

Well that's certainly lots to think about.

[Hath]

quoted spam removed

Damn, that is hot.

[HelenaP]

Ain't it, tho?

[Feather]

Please do not quote spammers just report them and they will be removed

[w31n3r]

i still think watering the lawn is hot... *cue 70's twangy guitar music*

[Mels_Smileys45]

Lately I find myself thinking of famous ladies. I don't know why but I think it would be hot to nail some famous slut like Melissa Milano who I have practically liked since I first discovered my dick 2 years ago.

[mfgbypooter]

I'd like to make whoopie with Barbara Walters while watching the View.

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[Mels_Smileys45]

Every morning I get home from work and watch Robin, my DREAM girl!

[ratcat]

My image of Mels if not now but in a couple of years if he is thinking to much about he's dream girls


http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg255/ratcat73/Forum%20pic/Dangers.jpg

[carpefile]

Lately I've been thinking of red headed news babes.

[HelenaP]

My image of Mels if not now but in a couple of years if he is thinking to much about he's dream girls


http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg255/ratcat73/Forum%20pic/Dangers.jpg

Funny fricking pic!!

Lately I've been thinking of red headed news babes.

So busy you missed your own birthday thread?

Man oh man. Don't let your wife find out...

[Excrement_Cranium]

I'm worried... I don't think Helena has told us what she thinks about while masturbating?

[HelenaP]

Yeah, I'm worried too. I'm worried about you not answering, here (http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=48401&page=4).

I'll make you a deal. A one time offer...

[mfgbypooter]

I'm worried... I don't think Helena has told us what she thinks about while masturbating?most women think about doing the dishes while playing with their cooches.

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[HelenaP]

most women think about doing the dishes while playing with their cooches.

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Do they? That little piece of data is certainly news to me...

[Hath]

Yep, specifically with casserole remanents encrusted on the dishes.

[mfgbypooter]

Do they? That little piece of data is certainly news to me...
Gives you something to think about now, doesn't it.

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[HelenaP]

Gives you something to think about now, doesn't it.

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More like something to laugh my a$$ off about...

[allabout420]

re: "What do you think about while rubbin' one out or pokin' one in?"

i think of every one of you who has or will post in this thread!!!....(omg..i cant belive i can still see well enough to type!!!)..lol

[HelenaP]

...(omg..i cant belive i can still see well enough to type!!!)..lol

Must be some really kick-a$$ ganja...Colombian, Jamaican or Hawaiian?


I'm worried... I don't think Helena has told us what she thinks about while masturbating?

Since you did not take the bait-

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I'll make you a deal. A one time offer...

I will only say this; If I told, my life would change forever...

[allabout420]

good ol b.c hydro...lol

[HelenaP]

good ol b.c hydro...lol

Call me naive, but WTF is that?

[Feather]

British Columbian water

[allabout420]

Call me naive, but WTF is that?


hydroponic marijuana..from b.c canada...eh

[HelenaP]

Excellent.

[gost]

you need to contact someone(some brown guy) in surry, BC for good quality marijuana.

[mfgbypooter]

Holy Fuck!!

Look at all the spam links in that last post!!

Time to go rub one out!

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[Mels_Smileys45]

I think of Moon Lights butt hole

[mfgbypooter]

thats some sexy spam up there.

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[Mels_Smileys45]

thats some sexy spam up there.

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The real sexxy parts are the "preteen" and "child model" sites!!! Calling ccsdude!

[ctarlet]

Well...I would vote but I don't know who the hell Pam is and I don't like young boys....

[mfgbypooter]

do you do your own yard work?

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[ctarlet]

I do, but I don't waste water on it, nor do I waste valuable masturbation time thinking about it...

[mfgbypooter]

do you just keep the hedges trimmed or do you rip them out by the roots?

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[ctarlet]

Bald as a babies ass.... and just as smooth. <---wtf?

There...some material for ya.

As for me...I am going to go have my very first lesbian encounter. <--- More material for ya.


Ok that was a lie. I am going to go drink a few beers.

[mfgbypooter]

I'll be thinking about all that and this with both hands full.

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