What do you think of while masturbating, POLL

[ctarlet]

I'll be thinking about all that and this with both hands full.

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Holy Hell! Where did you find that????

EDIT: I got so excited when I saw that I totally missed the both hands comment....Someone joining you?

[mfgbypooter]

Just one of many.

http://www.zeropaid.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=425227&postcount=5

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[ctarlet]

killer! sure wish I could get into that account LOL. Oh well. Maybe some special mod could merge the two and get me back in..... but not till I know the password otherwise that would just fuck everything up huh?

[mfgbypooter]

I was wondering why you gave that one up, but if it's only because of a forgotton password dubs or soul or jorge could maybe fix it for you.

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[Mels_Smileys45]

Im caught in a vicious circle jerk. I pull it because I find doing it to myself sexxxy. So....I think of myself jacking it while Im jerking it. Sexy time!

[ctarlet]

LOL Mels...you are so odd. I LOVE IT!












yay

[topino]

I usually go to whore house and take two girls, a blond and brunett, with me down to the basement. Imagine the rest lol

Or visit empornium..

[Feather]

Bald as a babies ass.... and just as smooth. <---wtf?

There...some material for ya.

As for me...I am going to go have my very first lesbian encounter. <--- More material for ya.


Ok that was a lie. I am going to go drink a few beers.

You just had half of Zeropaid wanking willies and gumming up keyboards

[mfgbypooter]

I know I was caught in a real sixty-nine conundrum when she said that.

It's hard not to lap up every word when talking bald and lesbians.

It always ends up like this:

Bald Beaver <--> Balled Beaver

Shwing!

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[Mrs.Enolc]

When I'm masturbating I think of Mrs. Palin taking a dump on EvilMegaMan while MoonLight shoots him in the face with his own sperm.

[Mels_Smileys45]

I think about sun screen

[Miniver]

I think about my wife.

[ctarlet]

When I'm masturbating I think of Mrs. Palin taking a dump on EvilMegaMan while MoonLight shoots him in the face with his own sperm.

Wtf?:icon_scra

[mountain_rage]

I think about my wife.

Pussy! Real men marry women they hate.

[Mels_Smileys45]

I think about my wife.


Me Too!!!!!

[ctarlet]

Pussy! Real men marry women they hate.

Women marry the men they love and grow to hate them. Men marry the women they hate and grow to love them. :icon_thum

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

This is obviously not proven as it fails continuously for me.

Maybe I just neeed to be a chick.

[ctarlet]

This is obviously not proven as it fails continuously for me.

Maybe I just neeed to be a chick.

I disagree. You don't fall for or marry the ones you hate. You are going about it as a women does. You're just backwards LOL

[shawners]

Where the hell is my wife in my time of NEED.

[Feather]

When I see her I will send her home.

[mfgbypooter]

I miss the udder shaker.

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[Mels_Smileys45]

I miss titties in my face!!!!

[Mels_Smileys45]

I think of Mr Fantastic of the Fantastic Four! Just imagine his elastic pecker! OMG!

[Tachyonn]

I have a blank mind...