Cats or dogs

[whitenoise22]

Me and roombitch want to get a pet but dont know, cat or dog what do you think?

[HelenaP]

Dog. Cats are... never mind.

[whitenoise22]

Cats are what?? cats are a symbol of power.

And why the fuck didnt u vote. Bitch.

[HelenaP]

Cats are what??

Uppity.

And why the fuck didnt u vote. Bitch.

Careful there, tiger...

[whitenoise22]

Tiger. Thats sexy.

I was gonna send you a private message btw. But i cant so make it so i can.

[HelenaP]

Whaddayawant?

[rainbowdemon]

Kind of a difficult question. I have two dogs and a cat.

[mfgbypooter]

live on the wild side.

have a little hair of the dog then go pet a pussy.

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[Lord_of_the_Dense]

What is the environment like? Will the dog have room for exercise? Will it be given attention or is it just there to lick your feet and test out drugs and alcohol?

Personally, dogs are much more fun, but I have allergies to cats. But every cat I've run into (not with car) have been boring as shit.

Bitches only last for so long and then they're gone.

[Potato]

Dogs smell, and cats are annoying.

[notbob]

properly garnished, and with an appropriate side dish, both are delicious. as pets, meh.

[whitenoise22]

Well thats a good point lotd we have a pretty small apartment, and i dont like little dogs they are annoying so i think cat it is.

Maybe i should a iguana instead.

[sister_sue48]

We have a cat Shadow. She is well behaved and very loving, but does have a personality all her own

[eminn3m]

If you have an apartment, you should think about going with a Havanese dog. They are fine living in smaller areas but don't display that prissy behavior that cats do and don't shed either. Here's mine: http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/4420/n56471048981933740021ba6.jpg

[Mels_Smileys45]

I like both to a point. Living in a small place I would get a cat. Cats are very cool while house dogs are extremly annoying unless you LOVE barking all night and having a pet that is always trying to test you to see what it can get away with. Ive been negative towards dogs lately because my neighbors muts are pests not pets.

[w31n3r]

dogs are better any day. since you live in a small apartment, why don't you go for a chuwa, err...chihu, err.., paris hilton dog.

it's a dog that thinks it's a cat but looks like a rodent, and will have paris zeroing on it in no time at all. so then you'll have a dog, a cat and a bitch all in one, plus a rodent(no, not paris).

seems a no brainer to me...

[ROMANTICGUY50]

If you have an apartment, you should think about going with a Havanese dog. They are fine living in smaller areas but don't display that prissy behavior that cats do and don't shed either. Here's mine: http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/4420/n56471048981933740021ba6.jpg
Our landlord doesn't allow dogs.. She says that her insurance won't allow tenants to have dog's.

[w31n3r]

yeah, you never know when a hair brained canine will cook up some crazy concoction of C4\nitro glycerine\<insert fav explosive here>, and blow the place up...

and to think i used to work for an insurance co.

[El Comandante]

uhhh... bitches... I think..:icon_rr:

[Signa]

get a ferret
13103
Dog and cat rolled into one.

[evilmegaman]

get a ferret
13103
Dog and cat rolled into one.

look at that sneaky bastard :-/


I say cats. Cats snuggle with you, they don't smell and honestly don't require too much attention and are very happy sitting around all day and keeping you warm.

[whitenoise22]

Yeah cat i think it is. Cause cats can take care of themselves pretty much while dogs are to much work.

Oh btw, do you think second hand weed smoke will fuck the cat up lol?

[evilmegaman]

Yeah cat i think it is. Cause cats can take care of themselves pretty much while dogs are to much work.

Oh btw, do you think second hand weed smoke will fuck the cat up lol?


not likely. just don't stuff any weed in its nose or mouth. that's not cool. if you want your cat to get high, give it some catnip.

[whitenoise22]

I gave my fish a little bit of coke once.

I wouldnt do that to my cat, just this fish was having a shitty life.

[mfgbypooter]

Years ago I had a cat that loved to get stoned.

If I sparked one up in my room I couldn't get one hit and he'd be pawing at the door to get in.

Later on you'd hear him in the kitchen crunching on that dry cat food like he had a major case of the munchies, the fucker would eat the whole bowl in one sitting.

Then he'd head for my room to get stoned again.

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[ratcat]

Forget the cat or dog, what about a snake ?

If your neighbour's cat(s) or dog(s) is pest. A snake will dispear the problem with no mess attached.

BRISBANE, Australia (AP) — A 16-foot python stalked a family dog for days before swallowing the pet whole in front of horrified children in the Australian tropics, animal experts said Wednesday.
The boy and girl, ages 5 and 7, watched as the scrub python devoured their silky terrier-Chihuahua crossbreed Monday at their home near Kuranda in Queensland state.

Read more plus pics (http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iVU1st4Ahby362PRL6-8fLIjbjeQD8V2N2100)

[HelenaP]

Snakes also have a habit of disappearing.
You either find them alive, curled up in some flotation device, or (a week later) ask, "What's that smell?"

I'll take a ferret over a snake any day.

[mfgbypooter]

I'll take a ferret over a snake any day.That's some really sad news for spitting one eyed trouser snakes everywhere.

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[HelenaP]

That's some really sad news for spitting one eyed trouser snakes everywhere.

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I am sure they could find a home...

[whitenoise22]

Dont ferrets have deadly bites?

[mfgbypooter]

if you keep them in your pants.

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[Signa]

Dont ferrets have deadly bites?

WHAT!?

even if that was true, my ferret has never bitten anyone. even when she is playing, she always knows how to NOT bite hard. granted i think our ferret may be a little above average. she was smart enough to open her cage no matter the locking mechanism that we added on. thats not that amazing as far as ferrets are concerned, but now that she has had free roam of the house, shes just like any other larger pet. she will run up to you to greet you when either you or her enter the room. we've had her for almost 4 years now, and still to this day when she wakes up from her naps, some one is always crying "look at the ferret!" as she comes bouncing by. also one other benefit of not having a cage for her is the fact that she isnt concentrating her smell in one area. i know a lot of people associate ferrets with being stinky, but mine just isnt.

[mfgbypooter]

the great thing about having a dog is when your balling your old lady and out of nowhere the dog sticks his cold wet nose in your asshole.

I guarantee you'll bottom out.

helpful hint: if you get a dog, make sure it's a female or that may not be a nose in your bunghole.

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[curlywagner]

the great thing about having a dog is when your balling your old lady and out of nowhere the dog sticks his cold wet nose in your asshole.

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LMAO. The voice of experience?

[evilmegaman]

it's more likely than you think

[mfgbypooter]

you can train your dog to do this by inserting a doggie treat between your cheeks.

the only downside when training is the dog getting crumbs on your balls when it eats the snack.

on the plus side the dog will more than likely lick them up.

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[Pooter's Left Nut]

and for cats try tuna.

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[mfgbypooter]

*whistles*

Here Fido!




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[Lord_of_the_Dense]

"Virtual rep for pooter!"

(have to do the spread)

"in your asshole..." lmao

[whitenoise22]

LMAO. The voice of experience?

Well who hasnt had that happen. Been 6 or 7 times for me now.

[ciscoutx]

cats are evil.