Best*movie*1liners

[iq214]

Movielovers loves seriously stupid or incredibly kool one liners delivered with expert timing or in situations that only happen on film. What are the greatest put downs, flirtatious or just funniest commects youve remembered and what movie are they from?

Action: Cristopher Walken in "King Of new York" :

Walken is in a drugdeal. After his assistant verifies the delivered drugs purity from the back of the room, he hands the suitcase with the money to the drugdealer. However, when the drugdealer opens the suitcase its completely filled with tampons. The dealer drops his jaw and says W00t the fuck is that?!?! and Walken pulls out two berettas saying " its for the bullet holes motherfucker!"

Comedy: Rowan Atkinson as Black Adder :

Black Adder just fired Percy Percy

Black Adder: Oh and Baldric, youre fired aswell..
Baldric: But Lord, my family has been in your family's service since 904!
Black Adder: So has syphilis..

[wesr]

aihgt my favorite 1liner is in the Matrix

when trinity says "Dodge this!" BOOM tehe gun goes off and u think hes dead....oh WAIT....hes not

[klimt da man]

Army of Darkness -- not the ones people usu pick. My personal fave is when he's chainsawed-into-pieces his clone and has tossed the bag of remains in a hole he's just dug. The head rolls out and faces up and the eyes open.

Bad Ash-to-be: You'll never get the Necrinomicon! You'll die in the cemetary before you get it.

Ash: He, uh, what's that on your face?

Bad Ash-to-be: Huh? (camera on head as first shovelfull of dirt hits it)

and not I insert the bouncing frog :fire

[«°¤§téålth§t®îk餰»]

What we do in life, echoes in eternity!

Russel Crowe, Gladiator

[phalkon30]

F*** F***, mother, mother F*** F***, mother F***, mother F***........

"Jays Rap" from J&SBSB

great movie....my friends and i counted how many times they said F***, it came to 231 i think, its close to 2 and a half times a minute!

[123_kid]

pretty much all of office space, but the best line (and one which i use in my day to day life).

Michael Bolton:"PC Load Letter? what the f*** does mean?"

[phalkon30]

forgot about office space....and you probably left out the greatest line from that movie...

"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh! Oh!"

i found a site with the top lines from that movie....instresting that its #1 still on this listing

http://www.imdb.com/Quotes?0151804

[CTC Command]

From Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life

Chairman: [of the Very Big Corporation of America]... which brings us once again to the urgent realisation of just how much there is still left to own. Item 6 on the Agenda, the Meaning of Life... Now Harry, you've had some thoughts on this...

Harry: That's right, yeah. I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts... One... people are not wearing enough hats. Two... matter is energy; in the Universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this soul does not exist *ab inito*, as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia. [Pause.]

Max: What was that about hats again?

Harry: Er... people aren't wearing enough.

Chairman: Is this true?

Edmund: [who is sitting next to Harry] Certainly. Hat sales have increased, but not *pari passu... as our research -

Bert: When you say 'enough', enough for what purpose...?

Gunther: Can I ask with reference to your second point, when you say souls don't develop because people become distracted... has anyone noticed that building there before?

[lion7718]

Bruce Willis - Die Hard:
He is on the Police Radio and the Police tell him to get off,that it is for Emergency's only.
Bruce says:
" Do I sound like I'm ordering a fuckin' pizza lady"

[«°¤§téålth§t®îk餰»]

this used to be on my signature.....

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Dave Barry

[Ken17625]

Get your hands off of me you damn dirty ape!!

[anarcus]

my faveriot's would be

SNATCH
Brick Top: " I don't fuckin' care if he's Muhumid i'm hard Bruce Lee"

LETHAL WEAPON 2
Leo: "they fuck you at the drive through"

SIMPSON IN NEW YORK
Bart: "You can't judge people in places you have never been, that's what people in Russia do"

and finally
KINDERGARTEN COP
Arnie "I don't have tumor"

[klimt da man]

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. -- Dune


the bouncing frog farts in your general direction -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail :fire

[iq214]

wow Monty's Meaning of life..the best they made imso, although all their fulllengths are great :)

Simpsons and futurama..those are just full of gems, just too stoned to remember any lol..besides ofcourse:

Bart is shown a possible future by an indian medicineman/casino manager. Lisa is president but Bart helps her save the national economy. In the closing capture Lisa gratefully says : Bart, is there anything I can do for you?
Bart: Legalize it..
Lisa: Legalize what?..oh..you got it!

ps: lol 2 that scene in Army Of darkness, too funny when he gets the shovelfull!

[Wolfie]

American Pie:

Michelle: "This one time in Band Camp..."

Jim's Dad:"I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day."


American Pie 2:

Jim:"I kind of super-glued myself to... uh... myself."

MIchelle: "You gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey"

[1cooldude]

I was probing to determine skeletal girth and muscle tone. It's a new technique. We mock what we don't understand. (Spies Like Us)

[fleecy]

from 40- yr old virgin:

David: Dude, you look like a man-o-lantern.

that still makes me giggle.

[Excrement_Cranium]

Necro FTW!


2 that I love from Futurama:

"That was so funny I think it gave me cancer."

"I feel like I've been mauled by Jesus."


Both by Frye.