View Full Version : Would the adoption of female circumcision benefit the West?
cheapprick
September 11th, 2007, 09:57 PM
I think we've all seen, heard others talk of it or gathered from newspaper articles that society has not been evolving in quite the same manner as technology.
Now clearly, some of the blame has to be placed in the social system we live in that has required families to consider dual incomes as vital. Women, forced out of the warmth and comfort of the home and into the brutal workplace where they will receive less money for the same work.
This has created a vacuum in our society.
- Children now go to daycares and babysitters. Learning still takes place, but it is inevitably of a social and educational value. The teaching of morals and good behavior has been reduced to a few hours at the ends of the days.
- Girls are taught to emulate the worst possible role-models. The Britney Spears, Paris Hiltons and Lindsay Lohans of the world. These are women to whom there can never be enough men looking into the gaping maw of their womanhoods. They cannot even be blamed though, as they are products of this same negative female role model society.
What can be done to emphasize the morality of the females of our society so that they can regain their place as the moral compass for the home?
Perhaps the answer is to look to lands in which women still hold a traditional role. Maybe the Middle East.. or maybe Africa. In Africa, society has taken to performing highly clinical female circumcision to ensure that ther young women are not being led astray by sins of the flesh.
I propose a similar system in the West.
I don't believe we need to accomplish such a maneuver as early in life as Africa... let the women make the right decision for themselves. Perhaps just enact laws that require women unmarried by the age of 19, or wives of an unfaithful nature, to undergo the wholesome procedure.
Who is with me?
HelenaP
September 11th, 2007, 10:19 PM
I will be to first to take the plunge.
The first to stand up and say...
You have lost your ever-f****ng-loving, mind.
cheapprick
September 11th, 2007, 11:07 PM
I will be to first to take the plunge.
The first to stand up and say...
You have lost your ever-f****ng-loving, mind.
You might think so, but consider a comparison between the U.S. and Somalia in crime stats could prove interesting. You can see Google results here (http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=somali+crime+stats&spell=1)[pls to be ignoring result 4 on that link].
I could find no verifiable crime stats for Somalia, a nation that practices female circumcision. Millions of people just living in a Utopian paradise.
Malakai1911
September 11th, 2007, 11:14 PM
I agree, lets start with the inferior races.
Wurgf
September 12th, 2007, 12:57 AM
This better be a fakepost.
evilmegaman
September 12th, 2007, 01:02 AM
I have no clue what's going on in this thread so I definitely agree with the sentiments that make absolutely no sense in my mind whatsoever
Excrement_Cranium
September 12th, 2007, 05:51 AM
Are we going w/ removal of the clitoris, or full blown sow-the-hole-to-pinky-size here?
nicole2320
September 12th, 2007, 06:22 AM
to quote a famous singer.......... HELL TO THE NO!!!!
cheapprick
September 12th, 2007, 06:42 AM
I understand your misgivings, but you have to admit they stem from your own wanton upbringing.
Had your own mother's clitoris been scraped off with a surgical sharp rock you would have the moral fortitude to welcome such a statute.
HelenaP
September 12th, 2007, 08:00 AM
I am fortunate (or so I've been told) my mother did not consume me when I was born...
wingnut2600
September 12th, 2007, 08:03 AM
You know... there is satire, and then there is making a joke that is going to go over everybody's head and make light of a barbaric "procedure" in which women are dehumanized.
There can be a case made for male circumcision looking at public health, but female "circumcision" is just men holding down women.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_genital_cutting
drtoker
September 12th, 2007, 08:32 AM
male circumcision has very little to do with health, for any hygenic person. It is an old ritual that has no place in the world today. Look it up just like you did for females and you will find this to be true. Very barbaric mutilation.
nicole2320
September 12th, 2007, 08:50 AM
I prefer to look at a male that has been circumcised than not. The uncut is just plain ugly to me. The first time I saw one, it scared me. I was like uggg what is wrong with ya dick.
enter8
September 12th, 2007, 09:19 AM
I prefer to look at a female who isn't superficial enough to be grossed out by something as meaningless as foreskin. That type of small mindedness is just plain ugly to me. Every time I meet superficial women, it's scares me. I'm like uggg what is wrong with ya head.
And violence against women... not funny.
nicole2320
September 12th, 2007, 10:10 AM
I understand ya point of view Enter, but I was young when I saw it and I had never seen an uncut one before; therefore it took me by surprise. He let me look at it up close and personal. It did not stop what was about to happen but it did delay it. I still stand by my original accessment, I prefer an cut to an uncut.
Lord_of_the_Dense
September 12th, 2007, 10:45 AM
Chalk up another off-the-wall topic to the Prick.
MoonMan
September 12th, 2007, 11:35 AM
To laugh at this is fine. I see the satire. It's meant to sound so ridiculous that it provokes anger or backlash from people that do not see the joke, or do and are offended anyway.
Me, I can laugh at it. I can laugh at anything.. or at least, understand the humor intended even if I am offended. It might not be appropriate or pc, but to be sitting on the fence about everything ready to pounce on any person who makes a tactless jib is just asking to make yourself look like a fool.
I will be the first to admit that I shouted "HAPPY SEPTEMBER ELEVENTH" outside my car window to some dude who was waving a flag. You see, the thing about these kinds of jokes is that it really doesn't take that sick of a person to laugh at them. Just have an open mind, spend a few years on the 'net or around the /b/end, and you can poke fun at everything. Be careful not to get your ass kicked in the process though.
Hath
September 12th, 2007, 01:31 PM
My god, I can't believe we are even thinking of this as a option. That is just wrong. What happened to female freedom. Sure, some of us may not agree with the actions of certain women, but that is there choice and we have to respect that.
thepuzzler
September 12th, 2007, 01:46 PM
I love your loaded polls CP!
Female circumcision is (thankfully) an illegal practice here in the UK.
carpefile
September 12th, 2007, 02:23 PM
Making women cum is really a lot of fun, empowering even. No clitty, that kinda takes all the ooomph out of eating pussy. :(
evilmegaman
September 12th, 2007, 03:11 PM
To laugh at this is fine. I see the satire. It's meant to sound so ridiculous that it provokes anger or backlash from people that do not see the joke, or do and are offended anyway.
Me, I can laugh at it. I can laugh at anything.. or at least, understand the humor intended even if I am offended. It might not be appropriate or pc, but to be sitting on the fence about everything ready to pounce on any person who makes a tactless jib is just asking to make yourself look like a fool.
I will be the first to admit that I shouted "HAPPY SEPTEMBER ELEVENTH" outside my car window to some dude who was waving a flag. You see, the thing about these kinds of jokes is that it really doesn't take that sick of a person to laugh at them. Just have an open mind, spend a few years on the 'net or around the /b/end, and you can poke fun at everything. Be careful not to get your ass kicked in the process though.
RULES 1 & 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
post over
Malakai1911
September 12th, 2007, 04:08 PM
I will be the first to admit that I shouted "HAPPY SEPTEMBER ELEVENTH" outside my car window to some dude who was waving a flag.
I did that to my dad yesterday. "HAPPY NINE ELEVEN!!!"
...he was like "uhh... yeah... you too."
p.s. Thanks for nobody giving me negative rep for my inferior races comment. High five!
Excrement_Cranium
September 12th, 2007, 05:05 PM
To laugh at this is fine. I see the satire. It's meant to sound so ridiculous that it provokes anger or backlash from people that do not see the joke, or do and are offended anyway.
Me, I can laugh at it. I can laugh at anything.. or at least, understand the humor intended even if I am offended. It might not be appropriate or pc, but to be sitting on the fence about everything ready to pounce on any person who makes a tactless jib is just asking to make yourself look like a fool.
I will be the first to admit that I shouted "HAPPY SEPTEMBER ELEVENTH" outside my car window to some dude who was waving a flag. You see, the thing about these kinds of jokes is that it really doesn't take that sick of a person to laugh at them. Just have an open mind, spend a few years on the 'net or around the /b/end, and you can poke fun at everything. Be careful not to get your ass kicked in the process though.
Come on man... don't pick on wingnut like that.
:hi
ROFL
I'm pretty much George Carlinesque about it all... anybody who can't laugh at something... fuck 'em. They are not going to control the way that I live because they get their nuts in a knot.
Oh... great... now I've offended testicular torsion sufferers.
evilmegaman
September 12th, 2007, 06:58 PM
Making women cum is really a lot of fun, empowering even. No clitty, that kinda takes all the ooomph out of eating pussy. :(
well put sir
MoonMan
September 12th, 2007, 08:44 PM
Come on man... don't pick on wingnut like that.
:hi
ROFL
I'm pretty much George Carlinesque about it all... anybody who can't laugh at something... fuck 'em. They are not going to control the way that I live because they get their nuts in a knot.
Oh... great... now I've offended testicular torsion sufferers.
Dude, I love wingnut like I would love a woman.
Potato
September 12th, 2007, 08:48 PM
You're full of love tonight. Are you high?
MoonMan
September 12th, 2007, 08:52 PM
If, by high, you mean smoked a ton of grass, then you would be correct. Not that much though. Me and my friend finished off an ounce in about an hour.
It took me 3-4 tries to spell ounce correctly until I remembered that Firefox has that nifty spell checker. Actually, that's a lie. It may have been more or less, but I lost count and that was just a rough estimate.
Wurgf
September 12th, 2007, 08:59 PM
I understand ya point of view Enter, but I was young when I saw it and I had never seen an uncut one before; therefore it took me by surprise. He let me look at it up close and personal. It did not stop what was about to happen but it did delay it. I still stand by my original accessment, I prefer an cut to an uncut.
I'm lovin' this negative rep feature.
"accessment", ahaha.
Anyway, I think this thread accomplished its goal rather nicely.
cheapprick
September 12th, 2007, 08:59 PM
If, by high, you mean smoked a ton of grass, then you would be correct. Not that much though. Me and my friend finished off the equivalent of 28 cigarette-sized joints in an hour.
That's pretty heavy smoking man. You might want to think about cutting back a little.
Just a little.
edit - and I realize my math is off a little since pot is usually moister than tobacco.
Potato
September 12th, 2007, 09:03 PM
Two people + 30 minutes = ounce of weed smoked
No wonder you're so lovey.
Excrement_Cranium
September 12th, 2007, 11:30 PM
Hmmm... most I ever smoked is.... enough to make me not want to leave a chair. And it didn't take much.
nicole2320
September 13th, 2007, 12:42 AM
I'm lovin' this negative rep feature.
"accessment", ahaha.
Anyway, I think this thread accomplished its goal rather nicely.
Awww u gave me a negative rep cuz of a personal preference and that makes me close minded LOL
are u not circumcise Wurgf?? I will say it again....i love see the mushroom, just makes ya want to suck it up. I dont have time to play hide and seek with it. But for some reason an uncut one looks a tad bit bigger, ummmm
Wurgf
September 13th, 2007, 01:15 AM
Awww u gave me a negative rep cuz of a personal preference and that makes me close minded LOL
are u not circumsize Wurgf?? I will say it again....i love see the mushroom, just makes ya want to suck it up. I dont have time to play hide and seek with it. But for some reason an uncut one looks a tad bit bigger, ummmm
1. Yes, I'm uncircumcised.
2. You can pull back the skin.
3. They are bigger. When you circumcise a man, you remove 1/3 of the total mass of the penis.
4. Nature intended penises to look that way and function like that. Circumcision is unnatural and disgusting.
Mels_Smileys45
September 13th, 2007, 07:18 AM
The mass of my circumcised penis is just fine thank you. Its also very beautiful. I will post pics later
nicole2320
September 13th, 2007, 07:40 AM
The mass of my circumcised penis is just fine thank you. Its also very beautiful. I will post pics later
<<mouth is watering>>> Do it do it.....
Wurgf
September 13th, 2007, 09:28 AM
The mass of my circumcised penis is just fine thank you. Its also very beautiful. I will post pics later
It's also extremely unnatural.
enter8
September 13th, 2007, 01:52 PM
The mass of my circumcised penis...
Is that in Latin? Sounds like sacrament would be a blast.
Lord_of_the_Dense
September 13th, 2007, 04:45 PM
I think he's calling you unnatural, Mels.
mfgbypooter
September 13th, 2007, 05:22 PM
One benefit for the ladies of being with a curcumsised man is not having to worry about skinning it back and finding dick cheese.
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Wurgf
September 14th, 2007, 01:14 AM
One benefit for the ladies of being with a curcumsised man is not having to worry about skinning it back and finding dick cheese.
*
Unless you don't touch your dick for weeks at at time, this is no issue.
CCSDUDE
September 14th, 2007, 02:26 AM
You know... there is satire, and then there is making a joke that is going to go over everybody's head and make light of a barbaric "procedure" in which women are dehumanized.
There can be a case made for male circumcision looking at public health, but female "circumcision" is just men holding down women.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_genital_cutting
I'm still pissed the fuck off that jews popularized lopping the head of our dicks off
neither my mother nor my father gave an ok when they sliced the head of my cock off at birth
but hell it was an extra 300 bucks in the pocket of some scummy MD and my foreskin was sold for medical tests
all in the name of science yo...in other words fuck any sort of moral slice 'n dice on male or female genitals cuz profit or religious bullshit don't cut it when it comes to hacking up someones junk before they have a chance to enjoy it
funny how it's a double standard as it's ok to hack up a dudes cock or slice a girls cunny up before s/he has a chance to agree to such gore but fuck all if s/he nails their 'oldie' teacher or finds love with someone over 18
evilmegaman
September 14th, 2007, 02:30 AM
<<mouth is watering>>> Do it do it.....
mels, If you choose to take pics of your wang, PM it to her. No Public photos please :P
Wurgf
September 14th, 2007, 03:14 AM
I'm still pissed the fuck off that jews popularized lopping the head of our dicks off
neither my mother nor my father gave an ok when they sliced the head of my cock off at birth
but hell it was an extra 300 bucks in the pocket of some scummy MD and my foreskin was sold for medical tests
all in the name of science yo...in other words fuck any sort of moral slice 'n dice on male or female genitals cuz profit or religious bullshit don't cut it when it comes to hacking up someones junk before they have a chance to enjoy it
funny how it's a double standard as it's ok to hack up a dudes cock or slice a girls cunny up before s/he has a chance to agree to such gore but fuck all if s/he nails their 'oldie' teacher or finds love with someone over 18
I'd say the double-standard is that male circumcision goes largely unnoticed, while female circumcision is considered a human rights violation.
Mels_Smileys45
September 14th, 2007, 03:36 AM
mels, If you choose to take pics of your wang, PM it to her. No Public photos please :P
Im not taking any pics of the wanger, I already have dozens on file. Im gonna send them to Nikki and let her post them up........ But she has to send me some pics and prove she is a girl first. Im not letting any doods lust over my wenis.
enter8
September 14th, 2007, 03:56 AM
I'd say the double-standard is that male circumcision goes largely unnoticed, while female circumcision is considered a human rights violation.
Not really, considering that male circumcision is the removal of skin and female 'circumcision' is the removal of the clitoris. There's a huge difference between removing skin and removing a sexual organ/castration. The term female 'circumcision' is offensive in itself because it equates the male version with the female. 'Female genital mutilation' is the appropriate term.
CCSDUDE
September 14th, 2007, 11:26 AM
enter8 thats not exactly true as the foreskin does contain a shitload of nerves so it could be considered the male clit
any slice 'n dice on someones junk before they have the mental range to consent is fucked up imho
and it's a total double standard to claim it's ok to slice up someones crotch before they can consent yet claim they don't have the mental meat to consent to enjoying said crotch fun
so I guess it's a big ol' fuck you to everyone who thinks it's ok to slice up junk 'n forbid sex to those under 18 lol
nicole2320
September 14th, 2007, 09:44 PM
Im not taking any pics of the wanger, I already have dozens on file. Im gonna send them to Nikki and let her post them up........ But she has to send me some pics and prove she is a girl first. Im not letting any doods lust over my wenis.
Oh i can prove I am all female but...my man wont like it
Mels_Smileys45
September 14th, 2007, 11:31 PM
Oh i can prove I am all female but...my man wont like it
Wont like what? You better not show him my wanger pics! Im not asking for dirty pics of yourself but send em if ya got em!
Pamela69
September 15th, 2007, 02:00 PM
enter8 thats not exactly true as the foreskin does contain a shitload of nerves
Whatever the human body doesn't need anymore is soon lost over the thousands of years of evolution.
The fact that men still retain their foreskin must indicate that it must serve a purpose....
The body would have gotten rid of the foreskin a long time ago if it was just a superfluous piece of flesh.
How can a circumcised man know how much reduced sensitivity he has lost due to his penis rubbing against
his clothing during his lifetime..
The fact of the matter is he can't,...now you ask a man who has a foreskin and he'll tell you that he can't wait
to cover his little fellow after sex due to tenderness on it's nerve endings...
Mr. WIzard
September 15th, 2007, 02:34 PM
I understand your misgivings, but you have to admit they stem from your own wanton upbringing.
Had your own mother's clitoris been scraped off with a surgical sharp rock you would have the moral fortitude to welcome such a statute.
My mother is in her 80s. That might actually get her attention. Hmmm.
cheapprick
September 15th, 2007, 02:38 PM
If she was married to the same guy and it ended in the only noble way, then she doesn't require scraping.
Wurgf
September 15th, 2007, 02:43 PM
Whatever the human body doesn't need anymore is soon lost over the thousands of years of evolution.
The fact that men still retain their foreskin must indicate that it must serve a purpose....
The body would have gotten rid of the foreskin a long time ago if it was just a superfluous piece of flesh.
How can a circumcised man know how much reduced sensitivity he has lost due to his penis rubbing against
his clothing during his lifetime..
The fact of the matter is he can't,...now you ask a man who has a foreskin and he'll tell you that he can't wait
to cover his little fellow after sex due to tenderness on it's nerve endings...
Exactly.
It angers me how circumcised men choose to have their children circumcised just because they're ignorant of how awesome having a foreskin is.
Luckily my mother was and still is ardently anti-circumcision.
cedler
September 15th, 2007, 03:53 PM
Macabre experiments have been carried out to test the theory that inflicting newborn babies with shocking pain causes neurological effects. The tests were carried out on mammals other than humans and showed the theory could be correct and the victim has no memory of the event because the concious part of the brain is not developed in babies.
Other reading material:
http://www.amazon.com/Routine-circumcision-tragic-Nicholas-Carter/dp/0906832004
mfgbypooter
September 15th, 2007, 04:19 PM
Whatever the human body doesn't need anymore is soon lost over the thousands of years of evolution.
The fact that men still retain their foreskin must indicate that it must serve a purpose....
The body would have gotten rid of the foreskin a long time ago if it was just a superfluous piece of flesh.
...
Yeah, just like the appendix.
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CCSDUDE
September 15th, 2007, 06:19 PM
Whatever the human body doesn't need anymore is soon lost over the thousands of years of evolution.
The fact that men still retain their foreskin must indicate that it must serve a purpose....
The body would have gotten rid of the foreskin a long time ago if it was just a superfluous piece of flesh.
How can a circumcised man know how much reduced sensitivity he has lost due to his penis rubbing against
his clothing during his lifetime..
The fact of the matter is he can't,...now you ask a man who has a foreskin and he'll tell you that he can't wait
to cover his little fellow after sex due to tenderness on it's nerve endings...
lol no shit hun fuck yes across the board for that post
neither mom nor pop consented to having my poor foreskin lopped off but the cocksucking doctors did it straight away then slapped over 300 bucks worth of charges for it on the bill (300 in to 80's the be exact) and no doubt tossed my poor guy in a bin fulla other poor guys which they sold for testing
us dang males should be damn pissed at the jews (or at least the jewish faith) for promoting this shit and the greedy doctors for acting before a parent much less the person being sliced up consents
DwarfBaby
September 15th, 2007, 06:50 PM
lol no shit hun fuck yes across the board for that post
neither mom nor pop consented to having my poor foreskin lopped off but the cocksucking doctors did it straight away then slapped over 300 bucks worth of charges for it on the bill (300 in to 80's the be exact) and no doubt tossed my poor guy in a bin fulla other poor guys which they sold for testing
us dang males should be damn pissed at the jews (or at least the jewish faith) for promoting this shit and the greedy doctors for acting before a parent much less the person being sliced up consents
God damn yeah. I remember when I was about 9 and learned of what circumcision was. I remember being horrified and thought what kind of asshole would think of such a thing (not realizing my parents had me circumcised at only eight days old).
Anyways female circumcision is even more barbaric and should be more aptly called female mutilation. I find it hard enough pleasing a women without such handicaps. Only a male dominated, sadistic and hateful society would ever think of such a ignorant procedure.
Pamela69
September 15th, 2007, 08:23 PM
I have a Jack Russell Dog whose 13 years old and when we bought her she had a docked Tail...
Since then in this Country docking of dogs tails, when they're newborn pups has been made illegal...
The Reason,...No cruelty to Animals allowed.
Now that brings me to the point,...Are Humans of less importance than animals, that such pain is inflicted
upon them when they have their foreskin DOCKED....???
I also wonder,when circumcision is carried out isn't there some way of anaesthetizing the foreskin to avoid the
excruciating pain which the child must endure...
Or is the pain some Religious Right of passage which is part and parcel of this ritual...
Is it possible that we can put Man on the Moon, but we cannot alleviate pain in a few centimeters of human flesh....
.
cheapprick
September 15th, 2007, 08:28 PM
Did you have her spayed?
Or if she was already, would you avoid it knowing it was unnatural? Or is this just another person trying to pull a tangent into the mainstream?
w31n3r
September 17th, 2007, 03:58 AM
Circumcision, Ouch! i'm sure God puts these things in for a reason, but to each their own i guess... i have a friend who personally belives that the biggest drawback to circumcision is an elephants foreskin!
but i've always wondered what you call the doctors who actually perform these operations...foremen? not sure but i guess they got it made, heard they make $500 a week plus Tips. and if their profession ever becomes illegal like euthanasia, they won't go to jail cause it's pretty Hard to base a case on Circumstantial evidence... in fact, the worst that could happen to them is they'd get the sac(k).
Sorry, i just couldn't help myself :icon_joke this place brings out the worst in me!
Wurgf
September 17th, 2007, 05:33 PM
Circumcision, Ouch! i'm sure God puts these things in for a reason, but to each their own i guess... i have a friend who personally belives that the biggest drawback to circumcision is an elephants foreskin!
but i've always wondered what you call the doctors who actually perform these operations...foremen? not sure but i guess they got it made, heard they make $500 a week plus Tips. and if their profession ever becomes illegal like euthanasia, they won't go to jail cause it's pretty Hard to base a case on Circumstantial evidence... in fact, the worst that could happen to them is they'd get the sac(k).
Sorry, i just couldn't help myself :icon_joke this place brings out the worst in me!
Excuse me, but do you think about what you write before you shit it out all over the internet?
Lord_of_the_Dense
September 17th, 2007, 07:33 PM
Actually, that was pretty damn entertaining.
What have you got to bring to the table?
Wurgf
September 17th, 2007, 08:08 PM
Actually, that was pretty damn entertaining.
What have you got to bring to the table?
In what respect?
HelenaP
September 17th, 2007, 08:29 PM
This is purely a shot-in-the-dark, but perhaps in the respects of helpfulness, humor...intellectuality...things worth reading??
Things that make you go, "Hmmmm...":icon_scra
I could be wrong, though.
Who knows the ways of The L_O_T_D?
cheapprick
September 17th, 2007, 08:34 PM
From the way it was worded I would theorize LoTD was suggesting the post Wurgf shat on was entertaining and if Wurgf didn't like it... what did he have to offer?
Wurgf
September 17th, 2007, 09:04 PM
I seriously doubt that anyone here found that things post entertaining.
HelenaP
September 17th, 2007, 09:09 PM
erm...let me get my mind wrapped around this;
You have 16 post and would presume to know what members of ZP find entertaining?
Now THAT'S Funny!
w31n3r
September 17th, 2007, 10:49 PM
A very good morning to one and all. well, well, what do we have here?
Excuse me, but do you think about what you write before you shit it out all over the internet?
Actually, i don't. it comes on the spur of the moment and is a disability i was born with.
I seriously doubt that anyone here found that things post entertaining.
woe is me! i have failed in my everlasting endeavor to entertain Wurgf...i sense a lot of anger here, a lot of pent up frustration. no matter, i have a solution for you. Get in touch with mels_smiley(for me, the coolest dude here), be nice to him and mention sausages. if you're lucky, he'll oblige you with some visual stimuli that should make you feel better. do get well soon son, cheerio :icon_salu
Lord_of_the_Dense
September 18th, 2007, 12:20 AM
You nailed it CP.
See Wurgf is quick to shit on people's posts, but of what quality does he himself offer?
The 49'ers are representin'. What about you?
Wurgf
September 18th, 2007, 12:43 AM
woe is me! i have failed in my everlasting endeavor to entertain Wurgf...i sense a lot of anger here, a lot of pent up frustration. no matter, i have a solution for you. Get in touch with mels_smiley(for me, the coolest dude here), be nice to him and mention sausages. if you're lucky, he'll oblige you with some visual stimuli that should make you feel better. do get well soon son, cheerio :icon_salu
Yeah, psychoanalyze me and you're off the hook for being unfunny.
enter8
September 18th, 2007, 02:10 AM
I was highly amused by W31n3r's post, although I did come to the conclusion that it would have been a tiny bit funnier had the puns been italicized rather than capitalized. Maybe 10% funnier. That's just me, though.
Mels_Smileys45
September 18th, 2007, 03:01 AM
If my penis was even more endowed with sensation, I would nut putting on my undies.
w31n3r
September 18th, 2007, 03:42 AM
I was highly amused by W31n3r's post, although I did come to the conclusion that it would have been a tiny bit funnier had the puns been italicized rather than capitalized. Maybe 10% funnier. That's just me, though.
well said! i realized that as soon as i posted, but hoped no one would notice since the thread was about genitals(everyones fav topic), ahh you do have an eye for detail. sheesh...i'm logging out before i get myself in REAL trouble.
Yeah, psychoanalyze me and you're off the hook for being unfunny.
are you my mother-in-law by any chance? just wondered...
If my penis was even more endowed with sensation, I would nut putting on my undies.
it's your show now Mels, take it away. and before i forget, i'm AGAINST female circumcision, it's hard enough getting some already, imagine what it'd be like if girls didn't like it!
Weiner out. :icon_salu
Wurgf
September 18th, 2007, 05:12 PM
well said! i realized that as soon as i posted, but hoped no one would notice since the thread was about genitals(everyones fav topic), ahh you do have an eye for detail. sheesh...i'm logging out before i get myself in REAL trouble.
are you my mother-in-law by any chance? just wondered...
it's your show now Mels, take it away. and before i forget, i'm AGAINST female circumcision, it's hard enough getting some already, imagine what it'd be like if girls didn't like it!
Weiner out. :icon_salu
This guy is 13.
HelenaP
September 18th, 2007, 05:29 PM
I hope to be just like him when I grow up!
Mr. WIzard
September 18th, 2007, 06:20 PM
I mean really. Getting old is no fun!
mfgbypooter
September 18th, 2007, 09:07 PM
Circumcision would be a lot better if you got to keep the clippings.
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sister_sue48
September 26th, 2007, 07:21 PM
Na not gonna let the powers that be do cutting on my kitty.
HelenaP
September 26th, 2007, 08:06 PM
Unless you don't touch your dick for weeks at at time, this is no issue.
If he's not touching it for weeks at a time...well...something is amiss.
mfgbypooter
September 26th, 2007, 09:26 PM
the only way not to touch it for weeks at a time is to remain in a coma.
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w31n3r
September 26th, 2007, 11:24 PM
the only way not to touch it for weeks at a time is to remain in a coma.
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What? No more cowbell?!? How could you do this to us!!
Wurgf
September 26th, 2007, 11:56 PM
If he's not touching it for weeks at a time...well...something is amiss.
My point exactly.
VAMPYRE BLADE
January 3rd, 2008, 01:15 PM
This is the stupidest post ever i dont think some of you people have any idea what your talking about or the damage it does to a woman. grow up and learn the topic before you make a retarded post like this.
cheapprick
January 3rd, 2008, 06:50 PM
This is the stupidest post ever i dont think some of you people have any idea what your talking about or the damage it does to a woman. grow up and learn the topic before you make a retarded post like this.
That's pretty introspective of you.