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Jared Moya
September 6th, 2006, 11:32 PM
Wanted: assistant for genius. Must have working knowledge of voice synthesisers and own driving licence.

Acclaimed British physicist Stephen Hawking is looking for an assistant and an advertisement in the Cambridge University magazine states that he wants a graduate student to help him prepare lectures and assist with scientific papers.

The winning candidate would be paid a salary of up to 23,457 pounds (34,574 euros, 44,331 dollars) and be based in the Department of Applied Mathematics and Theoretical Physics.

"If you were accepted for the post you would be responsible for maintaining and improving this computer system as well as other pieces of support equipment," the advert said.

"You would help him to prepare and deliver seminars and public lectures and assist with scientific papers. You would also accompany Professor Hawking on his many travels and assist other members of the group.

"Flexibility, stamina and a confident and caring personality, together with a valid driving licence, are essential for this demanding job."

Hawking, 64, was diagnosed with the muscle-wasting condition motor neurone disease at the age of 22. He is in a wheelchair and speaks with the aid of a computer and voice synthesiser.

The academic, who is the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge -- a post once held by Sir Isaac Newton -- became world-renowned with the publication of the international best-seller "A Brief History of Time" in 1988.

His research has centred on theoretical cosmology and quantum gravity, looking at the nature of such subjects as space-time, the "Big Bang" theory and black holes.

http://www.physorg.com/news76749584.html

Lord_of_the_Dense
September 6th, 2006, 11:47 PM
I nominate soulxtc.

Jared Moya
September 6th, 2006, 11:54 PM
I nominate soulxtc.

As long as I dont have to wear my reading glasses............not hip with the campus girls. :icon_rend

http://www.scubadiveandtravel.com/staff/Monkey_Nerd_with_Glasses.jpg

Theinfamousone
September 7th, 2006, 04:08 AM
That's a lot of work for the mediocre salary they are offering.

Jared Moya
September 7th, 2006, 08:58 AM
That's a lot of work for the mediocre salary they are offering.

Yah but F the salary, talk about a Resume "golden egg."

black_magiic
September 7th, 2006, 09:05 AM
no kidding

cjules13
September 7th, 2006, 11:29 AM
That's a lot of work for the mediocre salary they are offering.
I bet most qualified applicants would do it for free.

RACKnRAIL
September 7th, 2006, 12:34 PM
Oh hawkie...make me your biatch.

Twodeer
September 7th, 2006, 01:23 PM
Yah but F the salary, talk about a Resume "golden egg."

I have to agree with you there Soul...plus the contacts you would make, the places your would go....it would definitely be worth the deal if you were young and single (at least for a little while!)

Jared Moya
September 7th, 2006, 01:42 PM
I have to agree with you there Soul...plus the contacts you would make, the places your would go....it would definitely be worth the deal if you were young and single (at least for a little while!)

I know, hes like the Einstein of our time. Dont think pay would enter one's thoughts if ol" Albert was looking for an assistant.

mfgbypooter
September 7th, 2006, 03:03 PM
"If you were accepted for the post you would be responsible for maintaining and improving this computer system as well as other pieces of support equipment," the advert said.

"You would help him to prepare and deliver seminars and public lectures and assist with scientific papers. You would also accompany Professor Hawking on his many travels and assist other members of the group.

"Flexibility, stamina and a confident and caring personality, together with a valid driving licence, are essential for this demanding job."I just wonder if there would be any unexpected doodys you would have to take care of.

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CrashPeer44
September 7th, 2006, 03:07 PM
The money does not matter, it is the chance of a lifetime to work side by side with a Genius

WonderNerd
September 7th, 2006, 04:32 PM
Yeah, that would kick major ass. I nominate myself (of course I probably wouldn't understand half the stuff).

I'd have him build me a particle accelerator, whom I'd name Betsy. Ohhh, sweeet...

One more post 'till 100!!!

RACKnRAIL
September 20th, 2006, 12:59 PM
Has Hawkie found a biatch yet?

shawners
September 20th, 2006, 03:55 PM
I get paid more then that, and dont have to do as much as there asking. =0) I feel gifted.

cjules13
September 20th, 2006, 03:57 PM
I feel gifted too that you're not Hawking's assistant.

Krell
September 20th, 2006, 03:59 PM
Anyone remember the X-Files episode War of the Coprophages?

He needs an assistant like Dr Bambi Berenbaum · Bobbie Phillips (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004095/)

"You know what they say, smart is sexy"



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Jared Moya
September 20th, 2006, 10:39 PM
Anyone remember the X-Files episode War of the Coprophages?

He needs an assistant like Dr Bambi Berenbaum · Bobbie Phillips (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004095/)

"You know what they say, smart is sexy"



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http://www.celebsinc.com/pictures/BobbiePhillips/nude/bobbie_phillips_001.jpg

She might short-circuit his chair. ............. :)