Hundreds expected to come to Masturbate-a-thon

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

LONDON (Reuters) - Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe's first "Masturbate-a-thon", a leading reproductive healthcare charity said on Friday.

Marie Stopes International, which is hosting the event with HIV/AIDS charity the Terrence Higgins Trust, said it expected up to 200 people to attend the sponsored masturbation session in Clerkenwell, central London, on Saturday.

"It is a bit of a publicity stunt but we hope it will raise awareness," a Marie Stopes spokeswoman told Reuters.

Read entire story here (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060804/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_masturbate_2).

[mfgbypooter]

Film at 11.

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[Mels_Smileys45]

I don't know about a film but it does leave streaks if you don't clean it up right away.

[mfgbypooter]

They sure are expecting a lot of people to come.

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[DwarfBaby]

Participants, who have to be over 18, can bring any aids they need and can take part in four different rooms -- a comfort area, a mixed area, along with men and women only areas.

However, the rules on the event's Web site states there can be no touching of other participants nor are people allowed to fake orgasms.

"The amount you raise will be determined by how many minutes you masturbate and/or how many orgasms you achieve," the Web site said.


Who are the judges?

[moneoa]

Jerking for dollars
Stroking for cents

[Kyle06]

Heh sometimes I think I was born in the wrong country

or people on the other half of the world think as I do...

And if they do we are all in very very deep trouble

[shawners]

Raise awareness in masturbation?? Something else may be raised.

[soulxtc]

They'd better bring lots of tissue boxes...............

[YWD67]

Is this going to be a co-ed event?
Wonder if there will be any prizes for best technique and most spm? (strokes per minute):icon_sunn

[DwarfBaby]

Is this going to be a co-ed event?
Wonder if there will be any prizes for best technique and most spm? (strokes per minute):icon_sunn

Distance

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[derekb]

bunch of wankers, the lot of them
(although i do fancy the mixed area lol)

[mfgbypooter]

what good is a circle jerk without bucake?

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[Mels_Smileys45]

Cake and GGG sauce.

[YWD67]

Masturbate-a-thon, now this is the kind of event that could bring back some real interest to the olympics.
There could be spinoff events from this.

Olympic Cockfights (I invision this as a fencing type event.)

Synchronized Jerking

Pole Vaulting (OUCH!)

One handed, one eyed shaprshooting

Javalin Throw (I for one though could not grab let alone throw someone eleses javalin.)

1000 Meter Relay (Once again I could not grab someone eleses baton and run with it.)

100 Meter Breast Stroke (No explanation needed.)

The possibilities are endless. The human race at it's best people.:icon_thum

[mfgbypooter]

or my personal fav, the shot put.

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[kokanezub]

They sure are expecting a lot of people to come.

you mean cum...

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

We understand. Believe us.

[Digital Bliss]

This is pretty homoerotic..... Too each their own?

[moneoa]

and now for something completely different

[Mels_Smileys45]

I love Zelda. In the avatar below, I did have Link going thru lots of rooms at first but I could not get it to fit in the 97k limit. So what you see is the very edited version, which sorta sucks now.