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Mels_Smileys45
July 1st, 2006, 10:51 PM
Smellophone makes good scents


Imagine walking past a row of fragrant flowers and being able to stop and capture the blossomy scent on your cell phone. A gadget on the horizon called the Smellophone could make that possible.

Engineers at the Tokyo Institute of Technology in Japan are developing a unique brand of technology that can pick up just about any scent, then analyze and play it back on command. We got wind of this handheld device via Daily Mail and New Scientist Tech.

The Tokyo team of engineers, led by Pambuk Somboon, claim the device works by recording smells when pointed in the direction of their source.

The technology can reportedly record any smell onto a 15-microchip grid. The grid defines the odor and then recreates it from a combination of 96 non-toxic chemicals that are heated and vaporized to form a gas, or "smell."

The phone's sensors can produce thousands of different combinations of scents, according to Somboon. In tests so far, the system has successfully recorded and reproduced the smell of an orange, a lemon, red and green apples, a banana and melon, according to New Scientist Tech.

If the technology can ultimately do more than recreate basic fruit smells, it will do wonders for me in my search for perfume. No more wasted afternoons leaving the mall with nothing but a headache and 30 scented paper squares. If a heavenly aroma passes me on the street, I can just record it and play it back for the salesperson.

And when having a difficult time in a public restroom with the line outside growing and no air freshener to be seen, would people be able to whip out their Smellophone and dial up some rosy-scented relief?

The possibilities, and the smells, are seemingly endless. Until then, I'm keeping my fingers crossed and my nose plugged.


http://news.com.com/2061-10801_3-6090167.html

Mels_Smileys45
July 1st, 2006, 11:11 PM
There is only one real question here. Who will be the first guy to record a really rank fart and trick his buddies into playing it back?

black_magiic
July 2nd, 2006, 12:22 AM
That'll probably be the first thing it's used for lol

boogiedan
July 2nd, 2006, 07:05 AM
nice post mel
interesting

RACKnRAIL
July 2nd, 2006, 09:08 AM
Somwhow I think men would use this for something much different than farts....meow!

Nogoodpunk42
July 2nd, 2006, 11:16 AM
this would be great in a perfect world but as you can see in no time at all stink will be on my cell and I won't be amused!

mfgbypooter
July 2nd, 2006, 01:50 PM
Queef on demand, I like it.

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grab_grab_the_haddock
July 2nd, 2006, 02:00 PM
nice post mel
interesting

nice post boogiedan
informative

mfgbypooter
July 2nd, 2006, 02:32 PM
Originally Posted by boogiedan
nice post mel
interesting


nice post boogiedan
informativenice post grab_grab
concise



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shawners
July 2nd, 2006, 07:13 PM
nice post grab_grab
concise



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Even nicer post.

This has to be the most useless crap to come along since useless crap was first invented. The stuff in the phone will have to have chemicals to make the scent. And then you have to replace it or hope that it doesnt leak out or if you drop it, or even damage your phone.

mfgbypooter
July 2nd, 2006, 08:28 PM
oh come on man you'd be the first one here to have one if you could download your favorite scents while maxing out your connection.

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Mels_Smileys45
July 2nd, 2006, 08:35 PM
oh come on man you'd be the first one here to have one if you could download your favorite scents while maxing out your connection.

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OMG! I can smell the BURN from here!

MPXX
July 3rd, 2006, 09:22 AM
This would fit nicely to the future according to The Simpsons...

Hello and Goodbye both replaced with "Smell you later..." I can see it now....

mfgbypooter
July 3rd, 2006, 08:29 PM
I can see it now too.

I just sharted on my phone.

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rainbowdemon
July 3rd, 2006, 08:44 PM
There is only one real question here. Who will be the first guy to record a really rank fart and trick his buddies into playing it back?


Seems to me that you've answered your own question.

Mels_Smileys45
July 3rd, 2006, 09:45 PM
Nah, Im going to record some good smelling bud and play it when I'm around cops at the mall. Trick ass bitches

DwarfBaby
July 3rd, 2006, 09:46 PM
Somwhow I think men would use this for something much different than farts....meow!

Sure, but to be honest what man/women wants to smell what they're doing (regardless of what it is). Sure, as a byproduct of the porn industry apparently Certs Retsyne can cure bad breath. But again to be honest.......


Queef on demand, I like it. *

There is a reason people wash their sheets, shower and brush their teeth.:icon_scra

Mels_Smileys45
July 3rd, 2006, 10:20 PM
There is a reason people wash their sheets, shower and brush their teeth.:icon_scra




Here in the south we aint figured out the reason yet. Seems like a big waste of time. Theres just too much crystal meth to smoke and so little time to do it.

mfgbypooter
July 3rd, 2006, 10:31 PM
yeah ya get out of the shower sweating so what's the point?

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DwarfBaby
July 3rd, 2006, 11:23 PM
I’m just waiting for the new Calvin Klein cologne “Sweat and Tuna”. I’m sure it’ll be a colossal success.

Mels_Smileys45
July 3rd, 2006, 11:29 PM
Smells like bootay and tuna around my house.

Urban Dictionary

Budussy:

A lingering odor caused by the anatomical mixture of anal, penile, and vaginal secretions...most often smelled during dirty monkey sex.

After the party, Shaniqua's bedroom smelled like some funktacious budussy.

budussy

a rancid smell that can only be explained by summing it with butt dick and pussy

man whats that smell
i dont know it smells like buddussy

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=budussy&defid=542264

Potato
July 3rd, 2006, 11:39 PM
I’m just waiting for the new Calvin Klein cologne “Sweat and Tuna”. I’m sure it’ll be a colossal success.
Ohhh I haven't laughed this hard at something on zp in a while....



I didn't read the story... something about scented cell phones? Ew, that's all I've got to say.

DwarfBaby
July 3rd, 2006, 11:46 PM
Smells like bootay and tuna around my house.

Urban Dictionary

Budussy:

A lingering odor caused by the anatomical mixture of anal, penile, and vaginal secretions...most often smelled during dirty monkey sex.

After the party, Shaniqua's bedroom smelled like some funktacious budussy.

budussy

a rancid smell that can only be explained by summing it with butt dick and pussy

man whats that smell
i dont know it smells like buddussy

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=budussy&defid=542264

lmfao,

They just need the proper audio pronunciation button and word origin like websters.com and then the site would be truly Budussy