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Krell
February 25th, 2006, 11:47 PM
http://www.askmen.com/dating/dating_top_ten/35_dating_list.html


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Potato
February 26th, 2006, 05:53 PM
"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

If someone said that to me, I'd think they thought I was too ugly for anyone else.
The Hunter
February 26th, 2006, 06:03 PM
One of my favorites used to be " wanna go for a drive with a dirty old man for piece of candy"?
fleecy
February 26th, 2006, 07:27 PM
8 out of the 10 were lame.... and the other 2 weren't great, either.
pimpinaman
February 26th, 2006, 07:27 PM
loved those......they been running through my mind all day :)
The Hunter
February 26th, 2006, 07:31 PM
Rebuttal to a pickup line that didnt work. Yes Im getting a bit of a gut, Im an elephant, wanna see my trunk?
MoonMan
February 26th, 2006, 07:32 PM
I used number 10 before (the first one they show) because a friend told me to say it to a girl.

She looked at me disgustedly and said "excuse me" as she walked away. This did not help my confidence, to say the least lol.
fleecy
February 26th, 2006, 07:33 PM
pickup lines are cheesy.
The Hunter
February 26th, 2006, 07:33 PM
pickup lines are cheesy.

Only if they dont work.
Potato
February 26th, 2006, 07:35 PM
MoonMan: punch that friend in the face for being stupid.
fleecy: yes, yes they are.
Krell
February 26th, 2006, 07:38 PM
You have to be creative, not some canned response

I once looked a girl up and down slowly, snearingly said "w h o d i e d ? "

As she was wearing black, and had my sense of humor, we hit it off quite well.


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fleecy
February 26th, 2006, 07:41 PM
had a friend whose approach was (no kidding) "hey bitch, wanna dance?" and it usually worked. helps that he's as cute as a bug's ear, i guess.
Krell
February 26th, 2006, 07:46 PM
Damn fleecy your public profile freaked me out

I didnt know there would be all those pics . .

I have 2 columns, one says [-] and the other one has a long row of names

Referals - 9 ?



18.5 posts per day huh ... . .





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mfgbypooter
February 26th, 2006, 07:46 PM
wanna fuck?

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Mels_Smileys45
February 26th, 2006, 07:48 PM
MY friends usually just flick their tonge really fast. Do it enough and sooner or later they find a sucker.



"Can I have your number? I seem to have lost mine."
fleecy
February 26th, 2006, 07:48 PM
Damn fleecy your public profile freaked me out

I didnt know there would be all those pics . .

I have 2 columns, one says [-] and the other one has a long row of names

18.5 posts per day huh ... . .





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down from 25.02 per day. the only pic i have there is of my nephew. and you made your opinion on buddies clear, so i didn't trouble you.
Krell
February 26th, 2006, 07:56 PM
nooooo i saw a bunch of pics!

You dont see them?


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fleecy
February 26th, 2006, 07:57 PM
if you mean the buddy list, yes.... otherwise you've lost me.
Krell
February 26th, 2006, 07:58 PM
lol YAH thats what I meant

Looks like a ZP yearbook

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fleecy
February 26th, 2006, 08:00 PM
sorry man, never claimed to be the sharpest tool in the shed. :)
Mels_Smileys45
February 26th, 2006, 08:13 PM
sorry man, never claimed to be the sharpest tool in the shed. :)



Hoes need to be pretty sharp to do a good job. Sorry had to do it
fleecy
February 26th, 2006, 08:16 PM
that's ok, sez the postwhore with a heart of gold.... now back to work....