Jessica Alba is on the Cover of PlayBoy

[axlman]

Yup, Jessica Alba is on the cover of the newest issue of Playboy!!!!!



But wait, don't run out to get it unless you want to just collect it for the cover (which I'm sure will have some value someday) Yes, unfortunally Jessica is not nude in it anywhere!!!!!


All I can say is that it's great to see her on the cover....But, it SUCKS that she's not nude in it!

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Does she at least have a "clothed" pictorial? Something is better than nothing. I'll have to see if my dad has it. He's been collecting for 35 years at least.

[Excrement_Cranium]

I was actualy just flipping through one of her Maxim spreads from last year...

[thepuzzler]

I'll have to see if my dad has it. He's been collecting for 35 years at least.
That's nothing, I've been 'collecting' internet porn my whole life!

[Mels_Smileys45]

That really sucks. She needs to get with it and show that body to us losers.

[zarquon]

Less talk, more screens please.

[Auggie2k]

Oh why can't she be naked?

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a171/auggie2k/albaMedium.jpg

[uselesscrap]

Hugh Hefner must have dementia. Since when does he allow clothing? This is a bad day in Playboy history.

[axlman]

No, theres no Pictorial, Just one pic of here I think. She's on the cover with the little titles saying who's the 25 hottest female celebs or something. I did notice that in the movie "Into the Blue", there is a scene towards the end of the movie where that one of the bad guys and her are in the water and are like fighting, he grabs her boob and there is a really quick Nip Slip, but more than likley, it's no even her! :(

I'm pretty sure that someday soon, she'll do PlayBoy for real. I think that before she would do that, she'd have to do a topless scene in a movie first. But she is getting closer, more and more movies with her in it, she is showing us that sweet ass! Plus, she knows that we all want to see her nakie, so she's thinking!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!! I'll make those little bastards wait!

[lifehacker]

Lets hope that time comes soon!

[nukehella]

I read an article on her(really) where she said she would never go nude because her father would disown her.So you had better start practicing your photoshopping if you want to see any skin pics.

[rainbowdemon]

Interesting coincidence. I've seen a lot of still photos of Jessica. They were nice, but I just watched "Into The Blue" last night. Not really a great movie, but Jessica kind of put me at a loss for words!!

Damn hot girl!!!!

[boogiedan]

gotta be honest -- shes 1 hot chick n..
i surely wouldnt say no to her
although i myself dont think shes playboy material

[Dark Messenger]

Am i the only person here to ever see her nude in the movie Sleeping Dictionary?

Krell, go rent it, now!

[Excrement_Cranium]

I read an interview with Jessica Alba that came out around the same time as Sin City. She said she would have gone nude in that movie, but her and Robert Rodriguez are kind of close, so it wierded her out.


Conflicting interviews. You are full of shit. I am full of shit. She is full of shit.


Someone get a plunger.

[rainbowdemon]

Am i the only person here to ever see her nude in the movie Sleeping Dictionary?

Krell, go rent it, now!


Rent??

This is a site about file sharing!!

[Dark Messenger]

Rent??

This is a site about file sharing!!


its cheap and easy...but if you can find it some other way...go for it, man.

Disclaimer: Zeropaid in now endorses copyright infringement.

edit I'm leaving the second sentence as it was originally written kind of makes you go, wtf? when rereading it the second time made me shudder...it isn't too clear and makes me wonder what zeropaids position actually is on this.

Ambiguity can be good uh-huh.

but typing tired never is.

[rainbowdemon]

Disclaimer: Zeropaid in now endorses copyright infringement.

I wouldn't go as far as to say that.

[shawners]

I wouldn't go as far as to say that.

I would, i got the xvid of ******** (1cd) and watched it. Its been while back.

[derekb]

Am i the only person here to ever see her nude in the movie Sleeping Dictionary?

Krell, go rent it, now!

Yip,coz that was a body double

[axlman]

Am i the only person here to ever see her nude in the movie Sleeping Dictionary?

Krell, go rent it, now!


Sorry to tell you, but that was a body double! Believe it or not, it's not her!

[mfgbypooter]

I used to date her body double.

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[Excrement_Cranium]

I used to date her body.

Her head just didn't agree with the relationship.

[mountain_rage]

I read an article on her(really) where she said she would never go nude because her father would disown her.So you had better start practicing your photoshopping if you want to see any skin pics.
Ok lets clear this up. She said she would go topless if the director asked her but since he knew she didnt really want to she didnt. The director thought it could be just as sexy to be clothed in sin city. The sleeping dictionary is a body double. She also said she considered full nudity but her father would dissown her. Her father is a pastor. She did say howerver that topless would be fine. If you want a real jessica alba nip slip there is one in the movie paranoid and at the awards show she is wearing a see through blouse.

[kokanezub]

i once had an internet porn collection of 1000 images, i basically had all of gnutella minus the nasty kiddy

[Krell]

i once had an internet porn collection of 1000 images,

LMAO! omg, if you only knew how funny that is!


THX



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[shawners]

Hey Krelll.. Lets put all our money together, create a script. Get a camera crew and ask her to star in a movie. Well start her off in a topless scene and then close production after we get it on film.

[boogiedan]

shes not that hot

[mcovey]

its cheap and easy...but if you can find it some other way...go for it, man.

Disclaimer: Zeropaid in now endorses copyright infringement.

edit I'm leaving the second sentence as it was originally written kind of makes you go, wtf? when rereading it the second time made me shudder...it isn't too clear and makes me wonder what zeropaids position actually is on this.

Ambiguity can be good uh-huh.

but typing tired never is.
Well I certainly endorse it! :icon_pira

[axlman]

Hey Krelll.. Lets put all our money together, create a script. Get a camera crew and ask her to star in a movie. Well start her off in a topless scene and then close production after we get it on film.


LOL!!!! Great Idea!!! I love it!!!!

[napho]

WTF!!! I might be going crazy but if you look real close... :icon_shak

[soulxtc]

heres a quick pic I found of the cover..........eat your heart out Krell :P

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album8/jessica-alba-playboy-020601.jpg


and some Swedish tabloid (http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/noje/story/0,2789,775951,00.html)claims that Jessica Alba will be featured in an upcoming issue of Playboy.

[Dark Messenger]

well she was nekkid in Fantastic Four but because she was invisible ya couldn't see anything so I guess that doesn't really count.

[sebfernando]

bigger pic here = http://www.keepmyfile.com/thumb/1140079575e95e63.gif (http://www.keepmyfile.com/image/e95e63495301)

[Mels_Smileys45]

shes not that hot



I tend to agree. I really don't get it. I thought she was really sexy when I saw Idol Hands but her look lately just isn't that hot. Her body is OK, nothing special at all. My ex had a better figure than her and there are tons of other girls who are hotter than Jess. Why is everyone so hung up on this chick?


P.S. With blonde hair she is fugly!

[Excrement_Cranium]

Oh mels.


You say all that like you wouldn't take a thumb in the butt if she walked in naked and told you thumb in the butt and you can do me.

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

lmao @ thumb

[mfgbypooter]

As long as it was her thumb in the butt I wouldn't care.

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[shawners]

Heres march you can read through. . http://s59.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2HVQ6RUXH9KS73AGYR3QY8L3EG

some filesharers you guys are.

[carved soul]

Jessica Alba has a clear nipple slip in a fashion show ... as for The Sleeping Dictionary I can't be quite sure ...

[Krell]

heres a quick pic I found of the cover..........eat your heart out Krell :P

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album8/jessica-alba-playboy-020601.jpg


and some Swedish tabloid (http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/noje/story/0,2789,775951,00.html)claims that Jessica Alba will be featured in an upcoming issue of Playboy.





i would like to eat something out . . . .


update

Alba Demands Playboy Pull Magazines
Mar 3, 10:29 PM EST


Jessica Alba is demanding that Playboy pull its March issue, saying she didn't agree to be on the cover and that the image may mislead readers into thinking she appears nude or partially nude in the magazine.

The cover shows the 24-year-old actress in a bikini, next to the headline "25 Sexiest Celebrities." Besides demanding that Playboy stop distributing the March issue, Alba is asking for "monetary settlement" for damages to her reputation and career.

In a Feb. 23 letter obtained by The Smoking Gun Web site, Alba's lawyers told Playboy the magazine used a photo of Alba meant to promote the movie "Into the Blue" without her consent. Sony Pictures, which owns the image, sent a separate letter alleging that Playboy initially offered to pay Alba to pose for the cover of the issue. When her publicist refused, Playboy resorted to using "false pretenses" to obtain the promotional shot, according to the letter.

"Playboy has violated my personal rights and blatantly misled the public who might think I had given them permission to put me on the cover when I didn't," Alba said in a statement.

A Playboy spokeswoman said Alba was placed on the cover after being chosen "sexiest star of the year" by its readers.

"Our editors assembled photographs of the top 25 vote getters for our annual '25 Sexiest Celebrity' feature, and we put her on the cover based on the poll results," spokeswoman Lauren Malone said.



http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs/article.aspx?news=217343&GT1=7701





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[Jim Morrison]

Shes making a big mistake, When her Career starts to go down the toilet, she will be begging to be on the cover, and naked inside.

[shawners]

Yeah, welcome to Hollywood.. WHile were at it.. Let us pull People magazine, US, Entertainment weekly.. This may lead us to believe that your actually a decent actress and have a great movie coming up..

[fleecy]

if you guys want to be happy, you should check out the latest vanity fair.... who's in there sans clothes this month: naomi watts, scarlett johanson, jennifer aniston, angelina jolie... think there's more, but that's all i remember right now.

[Krell]

if you guys want to be happy, you should check out the latest vanity fair.... who's in there sans clothes this month: naomi watts, scarlett johanson, jennifer aniston, angelina jolie... think there's more, but that's all i remember right now.

This threads about ALBA, now get out you thread-ruining chat-monger

That VF spread is BORING, if we thought it was interesting, we would have spent more than 8 seconds looking at it while at the 7-11


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[fleecy]

seeing as you asked so nicely, okay.... now have another coffee :)

[axlman]

Well I went and bought a couple of copies from the bookstore. This way I can keep them sealed. When something like this, (Jess Sueing PlayBoy) the issues are sure to become collectors items and will be worth quite a bit some day.

[rainbowdemon]

Ms. Jessica Marie Alba

http://rapidshare.de/files/14846329/alba.zip.html

[Krell]

That link would be nice in the tribute thread, thx!!

One can never have enough Alba pics

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[mfgbypooter]

Well I went and bought a couple of copies from the bookstore. This way I can keep them sealed. When something like this, (Jess Sueing PlayBoy) the issues are sure to become collectors items and will be worth quite a bit some day.Yeah you better keep the plastic on those magazines.

You wouldn't want to see them ruined by get any stains on them.

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