What would you do without a computer?

[nukehella]

I'm glad I didn't have computers growing up. As it is I'm addicted to the things.But if I never saw another computer I could still amuse myself with books,musical instruments,hunting and fishing,etc.If I had access to a fast computer and broadband connection right out of the womb I'd probaly be a pasty little dweeb who would die 2 days after the electricity goes out.What about you?

[Auggie2k]

What would you do without a computer? Die probably.

[The Hunter]

Normally it would not be that big a deal, as last year we lost our power for 3 days, and after the first day I just stopped looking at the dam thing. With the problems I have had here this last while, I honestly dont know what i would have done without it. It has given me an outlet for my frustration, at not being able to do more for my wife , and also made it possible to rediscover how many good supportive friends I do have.

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Read the countless unread books catching dust and play the scores of deteriorating video games sitting unplayed.

[lil_amb]

I hear that Hunter! I would definately be just a bitch. I use mine for school, which is very important to me. I use it as an outlet of communication when my normal everyday life sucks. Yea....I'd cry.

[MoonMan]

I'd probably have more of a life.

People like grab_grab would probably resort to heavy drinking.
lol.. just kidding around grab.

[The Hunter]

What do you mean resort? I figured a computer would just cause it. LOL

[nukehella]

What would you do without a computer? Die probably.


People like grab_grab would probably resort to heavy drinking.


These were both originally options but I had to trim something.Besides I think we'd all do a little of both.

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

<---is drinking now.

Hooray! (burp!)

[Potato]

<--- is also drinking now!

[The Hunter]

ditto.............hic....hic.

[nukehella]

Oh man what did I do?Just the thought of no computer has got people drinking.Next thing you know people will be typing in that they're dead.

[Potato]

I don't think raping should be an option in the poll. :p

[The Hunter]

Agreed as although I know it was not ment to sound like anything other than a joke, it really does not look good.

[Potato]

Nope, sure doesn't.

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Changed...since drinking seems to be a topic of choice. :)

[The Hunter]

Changed........

[Potato]

I'm guessing you both edited at the same time? I forgot I can do that!

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

I tried to do it first but it seems Hunter's overrode mine. He must be on dial-up or sumthing. lol

[Mels_Smileys45]

Lets see, Hmmm. Get a life, kiss a girl, ride my bike, get some sun, buy porn mags again, sleep more, buy DVDs, go to the movies, write music, feed the cat, also taste the cat food, smoke crack, clean the house, check the mail, learn to fly a plane, do some jumping jacks, get a head tattoo, shave my private parts, burp the A,B,C's, slit my wrists, have a baby, enter a marathon then streak the whole distance, brush my teeth and take a bath

[Potato]

Lets see, Hmmm. Get a life, kiss a girl, ride my bike, get some sun, buy porn mags again, sleep more, buy DVDs, go to the movies, write music, feed the cat, also taste the cat food, smoke crack, clean the house, check the mail, learn to fly a plane, do some jumping jacks, get a head tattoo, shave my private parts, burp the A,B,C's, slit my wrists, have a baby, enter a marathon then streak the whole distance, brush my teeth and take a bath
Glad you've got a computer.....

[pimpinaman]

...all my friends with PCs would have more viruses and spyware, and probably not functioning. They also wouldn't have working wireless networks at home. All their PCs would be store bought instead of home made. I guess I would be reading alot more without one....

[Digital Bliss]

I would play with my modded xbox :P

[ducttapeBigSexy]

I'd just go buy a computer.

[bobhss]

Encyclopedias. Before the computer I read the encyclopedias. Yes, I was and am a nerd.

[nukehella]

Encyclopedias. Before the computer I read the encyclopedias. Yes, I was and am a nerd.

I used to read encyclopedias under the covers at night with a flashlight when I was supposed to be asleep.Just like any normal kid right?

[kokanezub]

funny, wen my screen burnt and i had no screen i tryed tuning on my hd and like imaigbning were everything was i actually got to my music and played it..funny lol

[kokanezub]

Lets see, Hmmm. Get a life, kiss a girl, ride my bike, get some sun, buy porn mags again, sleep more, buy DVDs, go to the movies, write music, feed the cat, also taste the cat food, smoke crack, clean the house, check the mail, learn to fly a plane, do some jumping jacks, get a head tattoo, shave my private parts, burp the A,B,C's, slit my wrists, have a baby, enter a marathon then streak the whole distance, brush my teeth and take a bath

i think id do all that with a little more especially the porn part,i love free porn. i would probibly try to make a dooms day device and blow up the world of bordem

[SanDiegoKid]

I would find a way to build one out of carpet lint and pencil shavings...

... and if that didn't work I'm sure I would live a much more productive and happy life.

[black_magiic]

Fall off of the earth.

[mountain_rage]

Simple enough question, id build a space ship and fly to mars. Once on mars I would track down the rovers and mess around with the scientist back on earth. Bring one rover to the location of the other and place them face to face. Place watter in the rovers sensors. Inject it with some oxygen. Plant some human remains and see what big theory they could come up with. You know simple everyday stuff.

[Vampmon]

I'd be out of the house a lot more ...

[Mels_Smileys45]

I'd stick my dick in a fan.

[Auggie2k]

I'd stick my dick in a fan.
Pain for pleasure?

[tackdaddy]

no computer...........i would see daylight and find out my wifes name.

[brock01]

def do more drugs than now

[boogiedan]

well 4 myself i would certainly take more asprins n other mind-bending substances
also binge drink
probably well certainly have a better social life n would'nt be as much of a geek
hoot hoot

by the way i STILL woul'dnt but a single cd or dvd
boo hoo BT , Ares n Mule

[Stownplayer]

One thing's for sure, i'd have a lot less fun masturbating to a few old porns. HA HA

[kokanezub]

I'd stick my dick in a fan.

wow,i mean it was said like so st8 up and real, id stick my dick in a fan. like u no thats it, like its normal.

zeropaid- keeps the average mind wondering

[Mels_Smileys45]

wow,i mean it was said like so st8 up and real, id stick my dick in a fan. like u no thats it, like its normal.

zeropaid- keeps the average mind wondering



Many a night Ive sat and watched the blades of my fan spin around and round and thought "I should stick my dick in there" but then I turn around to my PC screen and forget all about it. Theres another one of those things I'll never get around to doing.

[nukehella]

Many a night Ive sat and watched the blades of my fan spin around and round and thought "I should stick my dick in there" but then I turn around to my PC screen and forget all about it. Theres another one of those things I'll never get around to doing.

In one of Stephen Kings books there was a deputy sheriff who went off like that.He kept fantasizing about a garbage disposal until one day he stuck his(SPOILER DELETED ) in it.
It was one of the Castle Rock stories,I can't remember the title offhand.

[Pirate_RRRRRR_IIIIII]

I'd track down all the fat chicks in the area, aka whale hunting. More masturbation but with less enthusiasm. Yeah and more drugs, and hookers. Throw some booze in for good measure. Maybe read a book or 2.

[the great one]

I'm not sure I'd know what to do without my computer.I'd probably have to get a life or something...........nah.

[Afn]

I used to read encyclopedias under the covers at night with a flashlight when I was supposed to be asleep.Just like any normal kid right?

Yeah, untill page 300 of volume four. Encyclopedias were amateur submissions in the begininging. Just like the wiki concept today.

If I did not have computers, I would not be a nerd, or rant about "windows" and "strings" and speak in nerdspeak. I would be married today, and have wonderful kids.

Well... I did meet a really cool girl last weekend, and if all goes well in about six months to a year will be married to a fine corporate girl.

Yeah baby!

[RACKnRAIL]

No woman no cry

No computer no (place answer here)?

[muffenme]

I would be lost and stronger or watching to much TV.

[Jau_Peacecraft]

I'd fucking rob someone.

Or just save up for 2 to 3 months and get another one.

Or jump someone for one.



I'd probably rob someone.

[Digital Bliss]

Well this is actually a funny question. When people say I am good with computers and can usually solve about any problem that I don't create. Yet the thing is when complmented on being good at what I do I reply by saying I hate computers. Honestly I hate computers they are byfar the worse things created, they only make life easy for the ones that do not understand them. In this day and age we are distant. Look at families children playing gta when they should be learning family values and what not. I know this is hyprcrital but it is the truth or at least my truth. Technology will be the down fall of the world so maybe if we were not controlled by machines things would perhaps be different. If computers did not exist I would be free.

ps and I would be able to spell

[pentomato]

I hear that Hunter! I would definately be just a bitch. I use mine for school, which is very important to me. I use it as an outlet of communication when my normal everyday life sucks. Yea....I'd cry.


I my, yesterday electricity went out for 3 hours, I wanted to die, I am unemplyed right now, and I was going to go nuts.

[Mels_Smileys45]

I my, yesterday electricity went out for 3 hours, I wanted to die, I am unemplyed right now, and I was going to go nuts.

Welcome to ZP and I love the way you talk MMM HHmmmm.

[Potato]

pentomato hmm nice name :)

Welcome to zeropaid!

[fleecy]

spent the last few days away from mine and got a shitload of stuff done.... so without one, maybe i'd find a cure for the common cold :)

[SanDiegoKid]

Last night I turned mine off for the first time in weeks.

It's just that I didn't have any downloads going. Crazy. That hasn't happened in a long time.

It's early though... and I haven't checked nForce.

[Digital Bliss]

I don't think raping should be an option in the poll. :p


What if your raping a clown then its funny ^_^

[the great one]

What if your raping a clown then its funny ^_^

Whatever floats your boat,I guess.:icon_comp

[Mels_Smileys45]

I would drive my car down a busy sidewalk at high noon/

[the great one]

I would drive my car down a busy sidewalk at high noon/

Everybody should try that at least once.:drunken_s

[nukehella]

What if your raping a clown then its funny ^_^

I want to make it perfectly clear that as the originator of this poll I do not advocate clown rape under most circumstances.

[fleecy]

saw devil's rejects the other night... there's a clown for ya

[nukehella]

Upon further reflection I think that the only justifiable circumstance for clown rape is self defense.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Upon further reflection I think that the only justifiable circumstance for clown rape is self defense.


"Get away from me clown or I'll rape your ass!" Something like that? Yes, no? Worse maybe?

[CrashPeer44]

I think i would get out of the House, Go to BEst buy and buy one

[Potato]

I think i would get out of the House, Go to BEst buy and buy one

Now that's desperation.

[CrashPeer44]

lol yup Potato and if I was REALLY desperate i'd go for the cheap Celuron they got with 256MB Ram! lol

[yourmama407]

i would try to invent a system that could think in I's & O's and that could connect to these other system then they can communicate back and forth to eachother and transfer data and whatch free porn

[mfgbypooter]

I'd do it to your daughter on a dirt road.

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[Hibee]

If i never had a computer.......I would be fixing up cars or mixing music.........

[mcovey]

Read more books and get in a lot more trouble than I do now.

[mfgbypooter]

I'd be bopping the bologna.

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[vixenk]

I would get drunk and play poker. :icon_thum

[kokanezub]

id seriously sit infront of my screen,a month ago i dropped my computer and i didnt have one for 2 days. i seriously sat infront of the screen and listen to my mp3 and smoked. its something about the presents in the area. its like the computer is more than chips and fans its like another WORLD

[kokanezub]

also i think id be way way more stupid,as everything in our days is based on computers, u cnt just read a book and know how stuff work. you gatta have a hands on thing

by the way both posts were true and i am very serious

[therealgiant]

Smoke more pot, probably.
Or less, who knows. :D

[willow1976]

So so much more, read, walk, run, socialize, drink, eat, sleep, and thats just for starters. Damm these things. I hat

[BassJunkie84]

Think out nasty actions...... nothing bad just genral nasties. LOL

[magOOly]

No computer that would mean having to go back to old paper based porn !! ahhhhhh !!!! paper cuts !!!!

[Petrena]

Well this week I would of had some sleep. LOL.

I would be curled up infront of the TV watching a nice film, and having some nice snacks chilling out. Oh I would also find that my bed has nice comfortable pillows, and have nice early nights.

[hareshpats]

i would die of boredom

[ratcat]

I do what I did before I had a computer.

Play guitar




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[HelenaP]

@ RC-
Sweeeet!

I would read ALL the time.

I know...novel idea.

[carpefile]

I would definitely go thru withdrawal, and surely I would be much less informed. On the other hand I'd definitely get a hell of a lot more done as far as yard work and home improvement projects go.

[bnm01]

Uhh..I'd probably finish that mini bar thats been sitting half built in my basement for a year

I'd probably also be in a professional rock band

[moon light]

no computer no life

[Signa]

i wouldn't have a job if there was no computers. i use one all day at my job.

[Boomer The Dog]

Life would probably be a lot different, I do so much with my PC in every day use, it's almost all of my media entertainment, video and image editing, and last but not least, communication with all of my friends. When I think about it, it would feel like being stone-age primitive without the PC & net.

Oh, Hi bnm01, another Doggy!

[Potato]

i wouldn't have a job if there was no computers. i use one all day at my job.

Ditto to that. I use one all day, and support others' computers all day.

[Mels_Smileys45]

I'd be a door to door dildo salesman.

[k0shyX]

I would probably go and find someone else's computer and be at their house all the time.