How the Death Star Works

[Krell]

There is no question that the last few years of world history have seen a fair share of chaos and disorder. With so much global unrest, governments worldwide are struggling to devise new methods to maintain order. The Galactic Empire's solution to order is the Death Star.

http://science.howstuffworks.com/death-star.htm

Just for entertaining reading






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[Mels_Smileys45]

IF we had one of those we could blow stuff up real good.

We could even travel to other worlds and blow them up because theyre not Christians.

[Krell]

IF we had one of those we could blow stuff up real good.

We could even travel to other worlds and blow them up because theyre not Christians.


Uhh huhhuhh huhuh that would be cool

DIE Heritics!





One day Phillips was walking on the Golden Gate Bridge and he saw a man about to jump. He screamed, "Don't jump!" and began trying to talk the man down. He asked him what was wrong and the fellow said, "Nobody loves me."

Phillips replied, "God loves you."

The jumper demanded, "How do you know there's a God?"

"Of course there's a God," said Phillips, and gave him his best reasons.

"Gee, I guess you're right," said the jumper as a tear came to his eye.

Phillips then asked, "Are you a Christian or a Jew or a Hindu, or what?"

The jumper replied, "A Christian."

Phillips said, "Me too! Protestant, Catholic or Orthodox?"

"Protestant."

Phillips said, "Me too! Small world! What denomination?"

"Baptist."

Phillips said, "Incredible! Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"

"Northern Baptist."

Phillips said, "Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

"Northern Conservative Baptist."

Phillips said, "Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reformed Baptist?"

"Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist."

Phillips said, "Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Eastern Region?"

"Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region."

Phillips said, "Me Too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"

"Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."

"DIE HERETIC!" Phillips screamed, and pushed him off the bridge.






Mmmm class . . . umm Death Stars are bad, mkay?




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[gorphon]

lol. great stuff, classic joke! I've heard it before and still I laugh my ass off.

[fleecy]

sometimes hair-splitting can be side-splitting :)

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

I like how they explain everything like it's everyday life. Tours of duty, amenities, etc...

If you are part of the Empire, aren't you inherently evil? Is it a "join or die" option? When these people are not serving on the Death Star, where do they live? On a peaceful, Empire-ruled planet?

So the evil Stormtrooper is done with his 6-month tour. He goes down to his home planet, makes another baby, buys a new landspeeder, plants some tulips in the garden, cracks a beer and turns on the game.

How is this all to be envisioned? Is this good vs. evil? Like humans vs. aliens? Or is it more like U.S. vs Russia (or whomever..insert your favorite countries here)?

I think I now have to seriously read Episode VII...