What accent does a noob have?

[evilmegaman]

Well, I always thought they had a middle eastern accent. If I make a noob comment, that's how I hear myself :icon_cycl

EDIT: not enough options for a good poll. Don't complain if I left your option out :P

[fleecy]

i always hear valley girl, or something similar to the vid in the stupid people thread

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

I voted American, but this could turn out bad.

[mountain_rage]

I always think of them as a wigger. Yo this my two sense my homie what up dog me want shit yo. Something along those lines. Just some stupid kid that thinks everyone likes him.

[black_magiic]

I think they have the little whiney 12 year old voice.

[CRLocky]

I always give them a teenage, punk-ish, lazy-ass slow voice. Insinuating that they don't know how to reach the answer they're looking for because they are too lazy to try.

[Potato]

I hear some whiny emo-ish moron.


I also don't think it's qutie fair (or right) to say a noob sounds like they're from a certain culture, which in all reality has little or nothing to do with their intelligence or knowledge of things most of us tend to consider 'common knowledge.'

[Excrement_Cranium]

though, there seem to be quite a few noobs that type waaaaay to proper english to be american.

[black_magiic]

I'd agree. It shouldn't really be based on an accent like that. I don't quite get the "east indian" noob thing. Just seems really weird in my mind.

[Pathtek24]

AMERICAN?...LMAO...Get outta here...What are we? The bullseye for all you mudslingers...I know the majority of the international community HATES America with a passion, but i doubt we hold ALL the noobs...In fact, most of these "Kids" using the P2P networks that I know are Potsmoking, Dumbasses, but know their way around the computer...By the way its actually supposed to be "NEWB" short for Newbie, but you non-americans already knew that huh...now i'll just go sit in the corner and dodge your WAVE of comments on me...Plz be nice!

[Mels_Smileys45]

They sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks

[Auggie2k]

They sound like 12 year old kids who skip every second word in their sentences.

Need musik dwnload quik tanx! Ur al 1337!

[black_magiic]

Auggie that was perfect :P Clearly you're an expert linguist.

j00 @r3 \/\/@y 700 l33t f0R /\/\3111ONE111

[fleecy]

ewww, no more l33t-speak, please. makes my eyes bleed.

[mountain_rage]

AMERICAN?...LMAO...Get outta here...What are we? The bullseye for all you mudslingers...I know the majority of the international community HATES America with a passion, but i doubt we hold ALL the noobs...In fact, most of these "Kids" using the P2P networks that I know are Potsmoking, Dumbasses, but know their way around the computer...By the way its actually supposed to be "NEWB" short for Newbie, but you non-americans already knew that huh...now i'll just go sit in the corner and dodge your WAVE of comments on me...Plz be nice!
Well thanks for proving our point you newbie

[Cavebiss]

Well thanks for prooving our point you newbie

spellcheck on PROVING please. thank you

[crackerjacker]

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[Auggie2k]

Oh god look what I have started. That text is painful to read. LOL!

[Pathtek24]

Well thanks for prooving our point you newbie

Hey, Thats Mr. Newbie to you!!

[grab_grab_the_haddock]

Well there is no such thing as a British accent; someone from Scotland sounds totally different to a cockney.

Personally I think a newb always sounds like a pathetic, weasely, whining, Southern Englishman; someone who just oozes anglo inferiority; a small, scrawny, bespectacled Charles hawtrey type dork in a pin stripe suit; someone like malicious intent, for example.

[Potato]

I imagine someone from Trainspotting... Scottish and whiny.


:D

[TwoLoud]

Im a newbie, hear me roar!

[mountain_rage]

man people are so anal about spelling.

Hey, Thats Mr. Newbie to you!!
Btw spelling doesnt make you a newb you idiot. You rant about what makes a newbie when you just signed up a few months ago. Sure it makes my argument looks stupid that I had a spelling error but it doesnt make me a newbie. If your gonna counter a burn do a better job next time alright. What you said is like saying my dady can beat up your dady. If your gonna burn me do it right.

[Excrement_Cranium]

How about Andy Kaufman from Taxi?

[zarquon]

they sound like tellytubbies, especially pathek24.

[kokanezub]

middle eastern? i would wonder how i agree with the wigger they say something like
i aint got no connection or ya me and my homie ..... its more or a wigger

[jacem913]

when i think of a nood i hear a middle eastern voice, just like the people u get for tech support when you call dell on the weekends!(no offence to middle eastern people)

[kokanezub]

its actually hindo.....mid east consists of many other countires such as lebonon palistien iraq saudia egypt...but the tech support is hindo or paki....

[Krell]

How about Andy Kaufman from Taxi?

Holy Shit I was going to say Balki, and you beat me to it

good one



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[Pathtek24]

they sound like tellytubbies, especially pathek24.
Your fuckin stupid man.

And mr. tough guy (I dont remember your name nor do i care enough), just because someone registers last month, last week, yesterday, doesnt qualify them as a newb...just new to the site. Sites like ZP will have members forever, and i'm sure they appreciate new members as well...I would till u to quite stereotyping, but thats what this particular thread is about...

[The Hunter]

Ok, lets put the brakes on this right now. Both of you, no personal insults ok?

[Signa]

i cant belive this is turning into what it is. calling some one a noob is about as insulting as saying "your mamma!"

[The Hunter]

Exactly, we were all noobs at one time. Noobs at filesharing, and noobs to this site. Hell when I first came here the title you were given was filesharing noobie. That was set by the boards. It was no big deal to me.

[The Hunter]

I dont know how an innocent thread can turn into this.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/supermod/Howlers.jpg

[Krell]

I dont know how an innocent thread can turn into this.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c343/supermod/Howlers.jpg


your mamma!





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[evilmegaman]

There is no such thing as a noob. But there is such things as comments that make you sound like a noob. And the sound of those comments are what I want to know about ;)

[CRLocky]

I imagine someone from Trainspotting... Scottish and whiny.


:D

A little Renton Gray?

"It's shite being Scottish!"

"It's shite being a noob!"

haha

[muskrat_love]

I've always thought of a noob as sounding like Bevis or Butthead. More like Bevis though.

[DigitalJunkie]

muskrat_love,

That's a good one. :icon_thum

[Mels_Smileys45]

I imagine someone from Trainspotting... Scottish and whiny.


:D


Me make Renton avatar! or did I download it with Kazaa Gold?

[mcovey]

I don't imagine them talking or having an accent..

[crackerjacker]

booya and teh whole shebang woot
whatever
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[ducttapeBigSexy]

idk about you guys, but when i read a n00b post, i can only hear it in this voice: www.pwned.nl

[Excrement_Cranium]

Holy Shit I was going to say Balki, and you beat me to it

good one



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Great minds think alike.


No idea why you'd think like my sorry ass though... infection maybe?

[kokanezub]

"Exactly, we were all noobs at one time. Noobs at filesharing, and noobs to this site. Hell when I first came here the title you were given was filesharing noobie. That was set by the boards. It was no big deal to me."
Hunter i could not have said it better. Back when i joined as monster6767 in 2003 i was given the same title...it makes no big deal i looked at it as a joke . True we are all noobs at one point but the fact of the matter is if u can make ur self not sound stupid...(even tho people think of me that way) dam typos curse my fat fingers

[kokanezub]

we should settle this over some nice cold beer and a cigar if there are any problems

[Excrement_Cranium]

I also think... 1337's look and sound like the little psuedo-goth kids that sit at Denny's untill 4AM with textbooks on the table talking about Nietzsche and Marilyn Manson.


Goddamn Coffee trolls.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Like Sir Mix-a-Lot on Square Dance Rap

[fleecy]

there's an annoying voice :S

[Mels_Smileys45]

Maybe Rosco from the Dukes of Hazzard

[evilmegaman]

This may very well be the most popular thread I have ever made...

I am happy for that <3

[Excrement_Cranium]

Like Sir Mix-a-Lot on Square Dance Rap


Or buttermilk biscuits.


Buttermilk biscuits
here we go
sift the flour
roll the dough

[mountain_rage]

I cant believe this thead is still around. How about a mix of Peewee Herman with Gilbert Gottfried.

[Excrement_Cranium]

Noobs sound like Steve Buscemi.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Noobs sound like Steve Buscemi.

Hey! Steve is one cool motherfucker! Maybe they look like Steve Buscemi

[Krell]

Short Bartender: What do you want?

Buscemi: Beer

Short Bartender: All I got is piss-warm chango.

Buscemi: That's my brand. Oh, this is damn good! Say, this is the best beer I've ever had. Actually, I'm just glad to be alive right now. I was up a few towns away... you know Saragosa? I was visiting a bar there, not unlike this one. They serve beer... not quite as good as this, but close. And I saw something you wouldn't believe. I'm sitting there see, small table all by myself at this bar. It's full of real low-lives. I mean, not like this place here. No, I mean bad. Like they were up to no good. Anyway, I'm by myself... I like it that way. Meanwhile, things are going on... under the table kinds of things. Not too obvious but, not too secret either. So, I'm sitting there. And in walks the biggest Mexican I have ever seen. Big as shit. Just walks right in like he owns the place. And nobody knew quite what to make of him... or quite what to think. There he was and in he walked. He was dark too. I don't mean dark-skinned. No, this was different. It was if he was always walking in a shadow. I mean every step he took toward the light, just when you thought his face was about to be revealed... it wasn't. It was as if the lights dimmed, just for him.



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[Excrement_Cranium]

Fine example. It's the fast talking that does it.


Either him or John Cusack and his quick nervous talk.


Mr. Newberry- "What have you been doing with your life?"
Martin- "Professional killer."
Mr. Newberry- "Oh. Good for you. It's a growth industry."

[Mels_Smileys45]

Forest Gump

[zpman]

Totally French

[Excrement_Cranium]

Forest Gump


Or bubba....


shrimp cocktail, shrimp salad, shrimp burger....

[Excrement_Cranium]

I just had a thought.


Billy Bob Thorton in Sling Blade..



I reckon I need some help with bittorrent.... hmmmm...

[Globalist]

I assume n00bs come form all 'walks of life'. Not just a few countrys, ie more than a few foreign languages.

I gather they're too n00bish to think of a language of their own. Nevermind, coded.

Infact, the the person holding the zero, of the zeropaid logo, looks remarkably like a n00b. I think I'll ask him. Though he looks too much of n00b, to be quite honest.

I think they should be all lined up against a wall, and be shot.