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axlman
October 6th, 2005, 07:22 PM
Ok, I heard on the radio today, that someone in Brittney Spears former entourage has a sex video of her! She's pregnant in it, but for those who would still love/like to see her nakie, then keep your ears and eyes open. Basically, the radio didn't say much, but that someone does have the video and is threating brittney that they will put it on the internet!

I hope they do!

fleecy
October 6th, 2005, 07:24 PM
read that story earlier... it was early in the pregnancy before she was showing... saw the story on rotten

black_magiic
October 6th, 2005, 08:17 PM
I suppose it was just a matter of time wasnt it?

WE_DELIVER
October 6th, 2005, 08:18 PM
This thread is useless without links.

fleecy
October 6th, 2005, 08:19 PM
unfortunately, yup. i'd sooner have a razorblade enema than watch brit-n-kev bump uglies. ugh.

fleecy
October 6th, 2005, 08:20 PM
you can find it at www.rotten.com under daily rotten news

mfgbypooter
October 6th, 2005, 08:28 PM
unfortunately, yup. i'd sooner have a razorblade enema than watch brit-n-kev bump uglies. ugh.Come on, admit it. I bet if there was a link to it you would watch it.

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ratbag
October 6th, 2005, 08:28 PM
another one for the collection

Broccoli
October 6th, 2005, 08:28 PM
Try a FILE SHARING PROGRAM to find it... maybe? Just maybe?

After all, we are at a site whose name is... ZEROPAID, THE FILE SHARING PORTAL.

fleecy
October 6th, 2005, 08:29 PM
didn't even watch their crappy tv show. her 15 minutes should have been up long ago.

mfgbypooter
October 6th, 2005, 08:44 PM
they did a tv show?

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fleecy
October 6th, 2005, 08:45 PM
supposedly, yeah :)

mountain_rage
October 6th, 2005, 09:34 PM
Id rather pry my eyes our with a spoon

axlman
October 6th, 2005, 09:46 PM
Hell, I'd watch it! I mean, sure we can do without the farmer lookin' fag dude, but her is another story! :)

Excrement_Cranium
October 6th, 2005, 09:52 PM
I'd rather pry my eyes out... every little chunk... with a toothpick.


And then bury my face in her cleavage.

mountain_rage
October 6th, 2005, 09:58 PM
I'd rather pry my eyes out... every little chunk... with a toothpick.


And then bury my face in her cleavage.

Ya I guess if you cant see her face it might not be so bad.

shawners
October 6th, 2005, 10:19 PM
Paris
Pamela,
now britney.. When will Jennifer Garner or Milla Jovich gets theirs?

Excrement_Cranium
October 7th, 2005, 08:06 AM
Try a FILE SHARING PROGRAM to find it... maybe? Just maybe?

After all, we are at a site whose name is... ZEROPAID, THE FILE SHARING PORTAL.



Has anyone ever told you you're sexy when you are all riled up?:icon_thum

Krell
October 7th, 2005, 08:11 AM
She was a cow before she was showing . . the film should have a BioHazard sticker on it

PETA will probably put up a stink too, theyre not fond of beastialty (publically)



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fleecy
October 7th, 2005, 08:13 AM
anybody ever play the game on newgrounds where you can throw spears at britney? if you hit her tits, silicone falls out and is scooped up to be sold on e-bay

Krell
October 7th, 2005, 08:14 AM
anybody ever play the game on newgrounds where you can throw spears at britney? if you hit her tits, silicone falls out and is scooped up to be sold on e-bay

morbid humor is a turn on






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fleecy
October 7th, 2005, 08:18 AM
newgrounds is full of it. there's some pretty dopey stuff there too, but a lot of black humor. me like.

sonia98
October 11th, 2005, 09:35 PM
I am not really interested in that video. I'm sure her golddigging hubby is behind it.

shawners
October 11th, 2005, 10:09 PM
she cant act, she cant sing.. what makes anyone think she can do sex right.

Ne007
October 11th, 2005, 10:46 PM
if you do a search for britney and sex at torrentspy...then you get a result of a file stating that it is a video of her and kevin fedderline.

He's a scum-ball lookin sac-o-crap...wouldn't want to see it. Puke.

Potato
October 12th, 2005, 12:45 AM
she cant act, she cant sing.. what makes anyone think she can do sex right.
Well she had a kid, so her uterus is in working order, and her trashy husband has sperm that is also effective (unfortunately).

fleecy
October 12th, 2005, 06:41 AM
who wants to watch the equivalent of a hotdog being thrown down a hallway?

Excrement_Cranium
October 12th, 2005, 02:42 PM
Well....


I might take a couple pulls to it, but then I would delete it.

boogiedan
October 12th, 2005, 02:58 PM
i still like britney (prob due 2 my early teen's seeiin her pop up on MTV wid dat SKOOLgirl kit)
oooohhhh
britney

no seriously seen a t ov it today on PBay
i honestly thought it was false till seen dis thread

Pathtek24
October 12th, 2005, 04:16 PM
Lol...If i could keep my lunch watchin "One night in Chyna" (That man chick from WWE), then i might be able to crunch it thru Britney..lol :icon_puke

kokanezub
October 12th, 2005, 04:25 PM
kinda horny any links?

Auggie2k
October 12th, 2005, 04:30 PM
kinda horny any links?
You should hope your kidding?

silentscream
October 12th, 2005, 04:31 PM
You should hope your kidding?
there will be so many fakes out there right now

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lazyboy541
October 17th, 2007, 04:52 PM
hey wats up everyone i can wait to see this video

evilmegaman
October 17th, 2007, 05:21 PM
hey wats up everyone i can wait to see this video

this gets the award for most disappointing post ever

yyj
July 25th, 2008, 10:03 AM
hi its very good end fun end

heve agood day

(USER WAS BRUTALLY BEATEN FOR THIS POST)

wapazoid
July 25th, 2008, 01:20 PM
Currently dealing with wood. But I'd prefer not to see this supposed video.

madseason
July 31st, 2008, 04:01 PM
Try a FILE SHARING PROGRAM

mountain_rage
August 5th, 2008, 09:45 PM
I found a picture of it (http://bp2.blogger.com/_ZDQHovCCTvE/RcKgFwvf1TI/AAAAAAAAABM/W603_8nFvtw/s1600-h/interspecies+love.jpg)

wapazoid
August 5th, 2008, 09:50 PM
That's hot. Which one's preggo?

mountain_rage
August 5th, 2008, 09:53 PM
Hard to tell, the turtle has less hair, but the rhino is larger and can't keep its mouth shut.

wapazoid
August 6th, 2008, 01:14 AM
Orangutan porn. That's the shit I want to see.

evilmegaman
August 6th, 2008, 02:12 AM
Orangutan porn. That's the shit I want to see.

the funny thing is that it isn't all that hard to find. hell you can find orangutans doing just about everything. masturbating, eating shit, pissing on stuff, spreading their buttcheeks and pretty much anything. hell orangutan's are like porno lifestyle in the wild.






(if I counted how many times people have been like "watch this video of orangutan doing *blank* I think it would be like 50.)

Mels_Smileys45
August 6th, 2008, 03:23 AM
Why doesnt someone hot actually make a celeb porno? Like Jennifer Connelly. Every time I watch Career Opportunities I get a boner (every single time!) and when I watch Dark City I fall in love with her. One day I plan to show her my knife of love. I love her so much!

HelenaP
August 6th, 2008, 03:57 AM
Why doesnt someone hot actually make a celeb porno? Like Jennifer Connelly. Every time I watch Career Opportunities I get a boner (every single time!) and when I watch Dark City I fall in love with her. One day I plan to show her my knife of love. I love her so much!

I'm telling you, Mels. You need to go to the LIBRARY...

moon light
August 6th, 2008, 04:48 AM
Why doesnt someone hot actually make a celeb porno? Like Jennifer Connelly. Every time I watch Career Opportunities I get a boner (every single time!) and when I watch Dark City I fall in love with her. One day I plan to show her my knife of love. I love her so much!i was seeking ur post among this topic coz i know u love any thing about sexxxxxx lol

Mels_Smileys45
August 6th, 2008, 05:28 AM
i was seeking ur post among this topic coz i know u love any thing about sexxxxxx lol


True that. This is the scene that gives me a boner


http://upx.primenova.com/2/jc/Jen_Connelly_CareerOps06_DL.jpg

moon light
August 6th, 2008, 05:33 AM
do you know my wish i wish to see ur face!!!!

Mels_Smileys45
August 6th, 2008, 06:39 AM
do you know my wish i wish to see ur face!!!!


You have a better chance of seeing my boner

moon light
August 6th, 2008, 06:48 AM
i want to see any thing from u

HelenaP
August 6th, 2008, 06:54 AM
Oh, Mels...

moon light
August 6th, 2008, 04:01 PM
looool no plz show me ur face text me on my e-mail

Feather
August 6th, 2008, 04:53 PM
would you two hook up already and have smiley moon beam babies.

HelenaP
August 6th, 2008, 05:17 PM
Oh, Timothy...

Excrement_Cranium
August 6th, 2008, 07:27 PM
Yo. Can I have the rights to the Mels/Moonlight sex tape?


I just KNOW I can market that sumbitch. Though, I will of course have to have Mels himself on board for some editing.

wapazoid
August 6th, 2008, 07:38 PM
I want in on that. I'll do up the cover art. This could be big.

wapazoid
August 6th, 2008, 07:54 PM
http://members.cox.net/sgw75/_kim-kardashian-naked-playboy-33.jpg

Moon is HOT-AS-HELL.

gost
August 6th, 2008, 10:20 PM
^^ umm is that allowed?

anyways, mel are u looking for a booner? LOL

Edit: nevermind moonlight happens to be a girl.. its hard to tell.

SNAXIB
August 6th, 2008, 11:24 PM
All i want to know is what a "booner" is. is it a special brand of boner. A proprietary form of the boner? This intrigues me. I must know.

Mels_Smileys45
August 7th, 2008, 03:10 AM
Edit: nevermind moonlight happens to be a girl.. its hard to tell.




There are no girls on the internet. Its only a myth started by some lonely nerds.

moon light
August 7th, 2008, 04:31 AM
no i'm not hot girl .....but Mels i wanna see ur face can i ??:drunken_splzzzzz

HelenaP
August 7th, 2008, 04:50 AM
I've seen it, moonlight. He looks like Elvis...

P.S. That ava is good. Suggestion- Stick with it.

moon light
August 7th, 2008, 05:32 AM
can you steal his photo ...i do not know Elvis!!

Mels_Smileys45
August 7th, 2008, 06:33 AM
Its Melvis. lol

evilmegaman
August 7th, 2008, 06:37 AM
Might as well post it mels. the one with your sunglasses on. you look pretty badass there lol


plus moon light wants to see it for pleasure

HelenaP
August 7th, 2008, 06:46 AM
I think em means, "F*cking hot."

evilmegaman
August 7th, 2008, 07:00 AM
I think em means, "F*cking hot."
you're "f*cking hot"



hey look white text

moon light
August 7th, 2008, 09:02 AM
oh fucking hot

HelenaP
August 7th, 2008, 09:39 AM
@ emm-
And how would you know?

evilmegaman
August 7th, 2008, 10:42 AM
@ emm-
And how would you know?


you showed me a few pictures one time. you're not bad looking

moon light
August 7th, 2008, 12:59 PM
so, let me see it

wapazoid
August 7th, 2008, 01:16 PM
Careful Mels...

She might Photoshop, er... Paintshop your mug on a donkey and go:

"Ha Ha Ha I got U!!"

moon light
August 7th, 2008, 01:39 PM
y i'm a photoshop do y want me to play with ur photo

wapazoid
August 7th, 2008, 02:53 PM
I knew it! I knew it!

I knew it!

moon light
August 7th, 2008, 03:01 PM
you knew what

wapazoid
August 7th, 2008, 03:52 PM
that you're a photoshop

moon light
August 10th, 2008, 02:55 PM
ha ha ha i'm joking

mfgbypooter
August 15th, 2008, 10:43 AM
do you know my wish i wish to see ur face!!!!Bet you can't guess what his wish is for your face.

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pubes
August 15th, 2008, 10:44 AM
damn i want in on that.

mfgbypooter
August 15th, 2008, 10:46 AM
Oh boy, bukake time!

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Feather
August 15th, 2008, 12:41 PM
time for a train.

mfgbypooter
August 15th, 2008, 12:44 PM
thats not a whistle you hear blowing.

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Feather
August 15th, 2008, 12:47 PM
I can hear that train a coming
coming down the track

mfgbypooter
August 15th, 2008, 12:48 PM
if she don't swallow it all
it will run right down her crack

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mountain_rage
September 18th, 2008, 05:34 PM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_02/britney6_468x316.jpg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)
Found it:icon_fara

Feather
September 18th, 2008, 07:26 PM
that is so gay not that is anything wrong with that

Mels_Smileys45
September 18th, 2008, 07:51 PM
I love that Rick Roll guy! That song is so awesome and very popular.

Signa
September 18th, 2008, 09:19 PM
I want to start a movement to replace rickroll with that lip gloss (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCvXzjGRnKc) song by little mama