Who would you give a purple nurple?

[Mels_Smileys45]

Out of the list, who would you want to give a Purple Nurple (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=purple+nurple)

[mcovey]

if putin is on the list then I want chirac on there as well. because he'd probably enjoy it the most.

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

I'd give it to myself.

I've no time for Vladimir Putin.

Fleetwood Mac deserves shovels to the head, then the same shovels to bury them, shovel dogshit on the grave, and grow cabbages on the "sacred" ground.

Anna Nicole Smith? I wouldn't dare touch her areolas. I don't care how big the rest of her gets. Why damage a good thing?

Tom Hanks has money. Go find someone else. Or have Michael Clark Duncan do it since he has a thing already for your balls.

[Excrement_Cranium]

Notbob.

I love the guy, but I'd like to hear how moronic or cliche'd the purple nurple is.

[Digital Bliss]

Jesus

ten letters or somthing like that

[fleecy]

boy, you really don't like hanks do you? first you consider him a shooting candidate... guess this would be a little less painful. i voted for inflate-a-mate anna nicole.

[Krell]

[QUOTE=Lord_of_the_Dense]
Anna Nicole Smith? I wouldn't dare touch her areolas. I don't care how big the rest of her gets. Why damage a good thing?
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blehhh I wouldnt fuck her with your dick!


*shudder*


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[fleecy]

she's just so damned annoying. and i could care less about her areolas. :)

[Auggie2k]

Jessica alba =)

[Krell]

Jessica alba =)

Slurple!



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[fleecy]

wipe off yer keyboard, fer chrissakes :)

[Krell]

I ran it thru the dishwasher yesterday

works like a charm!



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[fleecy]

truly sick and twisted... keep up the good work :icon_clow

[Krell]

truly sick and twisted

I wonder if you know . . . .


I AM serious tho.

I have a Logitech Itouch Wireless kb, and MX700 Wireless mouse.

By disassmbling the kb, and running it thru the dishwasher, its like brand new.

Just dry the parts thoroughly, and reassmble.



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[fleecy]

should try that with ours... although if hubby has a nicotine/ caffeine attack, he could lick the keys :icon_puke

[Krell]

Ive cleaned many computers that were funk saturated by spraying hot 409 water mix on them, in the bath tub.

I then wash it down with HOT water, and drip dry.

Then place in front of a box fan, and cover them both with a towel, so the air churns inside the cavity.

Place a blow dryer behind the fan on hi, and let the whole thing run an hour, the PC should be quite warm to the touch. Let it cool down ad double check for any signs of moisture (i have never found any) and then youre finished.


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[fleecy]

good to know...have to give that a try. may give my better half the purple nurple for gacking up the keyboard.

[Excrement_Cranium]

Ive cleaned many computers that were funk saturated by spraying hot 409 water mix on them, in the bath tub.

I then wash it down with HOT water, and drip dry.

Then place in front of a box fan, and cover them both with a towel, so the air churns inside the cavity.

Place a blow dryer behind the fan on hi, and let the whole thing run an hour, the PC should be quite warm to the touch. Let it cool down ad double check for any signs of moisture (i have never found any) and then youre finished.


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I hit my old keyboard with my steam shark before I sent it to my mother. It needed a day or two to air dry, but now works just fine.

That was a tough little keyboard though, my kids spilled friggin soda in it, and I had to disassemble it and clean the whole fugger.

Never again, I'll go out and toss $25 for a new one before I ever reassemble a keyboard.

[Vampmon]

I'd do it to Tamia

[chipface]

I'd like to give Ariel Sharon a purple nurple.