Do you believe

[Mels_Smileys45]

I thought I saw one on a camping trip as a child. The story is kinda weird but now I think it may have just been a dream. Its too much like Close Encounters and took place about the time that movie came out now that I think about it. How about you?

[Excrement_Cranium]

Hmmm.

I live in Bigfoot country, and we have always camped frequently. Can't say that I ever seen any signs myself. Then again, I've never seen signs that Wombats exist outsidde of TV, so that shows what that means.

Why not... saquatch and the yetti are just hiding somewhere playing yahtzee.


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BAM!... Pay attention asshole(me)!

UFO's..... hmmmm. Still haven't seen one of those either.

Don't know if I believe in UFO's, but I do believe it is mathematicly impossible for us to be alone in the universe.

[sister_sue48]

One night when I was on a beer run for my ex it was really foggy, the kind of fog that is so eerie that spooks you. Coming down from the sky was this blinding beam of light I rolled down my window to hear for a chopper there was no sound. This light trained on my van and followed me all the way to town and back. Was it from out in space I will never know and can only guess.

[Krell]

One night when I was on a beer run for my ex it was really foggy, the kind of fog that is so eerie that spooks you. Coming down from the sky was this blinding beam of light I rolled down my window to hear for a chopper there was no sound. This light trained on my van and followed me all the way to town and back. Was it from out in space I will never know and can only guess.

No that was god trying to pull you over for drinking and driving.



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[cjules13]

Sure I believe in UFOs - for what there are - unidentified flying objects. But, they all can be identified by someone.

Do I belive in aliens in spaceships that haunt us? No way.

[Mels_Smileys45]

U.F.O.s are actually time machines used by the people of the future (after the human race dies off). They pay to travel back in time and witness history. I even heard the future history channel sends back thier own UFOs to capture events and broadcasts them during sweeps week.

[cjules13]

No that was god trying to pull you over for drinking and driving.

She didn't say she was drinking...:icon_thum

[Krell]

She didn't say she was drinking...:icon_thum

They never do! She didnt say she was on methamphetamines either, but the more plausible explanation for seeing a bright light following you to town is either, it was a UFO, or you have baby jesus in the back seat. R i g h t.

A little mix of smokey smokey and gogo juice.



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[sister_sue48]

No that was god trying to pull you over for drinking and driving.



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lol Nice try krell even your witt got a chuckle out of this tea totaler. Sister never has and never will drink and drive. Scraped up to many drunked up off the roads when I was a working E.M.T.

[Krell]

I thought having baby jesus in the back seat was funnier . . . oh well . .


And this just in . . .


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1533650.html

'Alien' sighting in Thailand


Officials in Thailand are investigating claims by villagers who say they have seen an alien.


About 10 people from Huay Nam Rak claims to have spotted the alien in a nearby rice field, reports The Nation.


The 'extraterrestrial' was said to have a small body, a large head and didn't leave any footprints.


It is reported the creature wandered around in the field for about an hour without taking any notice of the villagers.


Sawaeng Boonyalak, 35, who was among those who rushed to see it, said: "The alien is about 70 cm high and has yellow skin and a flat chest. Its mouth is very tiny. It has bald big head with big eyes and big ears.


"Suddenly, the alien floated to a tree top. After more villagers came to see it, it floated into the sky into the bright light."


District chief Wisit Sitthisombat who interviewed the ten residents said they were consistent in their testimonies.


He said: "I asked them to draw what they have seen and the pictures came out similarly."




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[Mels_Smileys45]

I know some of you like anal probes! Its not a public poll so no one will know you like to take it the ol brown eye, so go ahead and vote already.

[Krell]

Is There A UFO Freeway Above Earth?

August 27, 2005

By Corwin Haeck

A Mount Vernon man says yes, and he can show it to you.

SKAGIT COUNTY - "We are not alone."

UFO buffs have been saying so for decades. But now a Mount Vernon man says you don't have to believe in aliens. You can see their ships any night of the week with your own eyes.

Ted Anderson says approximately 500 kilometers above the earth, there's a veritable UFO expressway he calls the UFO Freeway Portal Location.

"Myself and thousands of friends have been watching it since 1968," says Anderson. "Motherships come from other worlds to drop off their planetary ships to come to Earth."

Where are they from? What's their purpose? Anderson can only speculate.

"This is a security force created by some super being organization or civilization."

He believes these ships are standing guard, literally protecting us from hostile aliens. And he says if you get out of the city and gaze up south of the Big Dipper, you can see the ships for yourself with the naked eye.

"These red ships, they're there constantly."

Anderson says he will send information to help locate this portal. You can contact him at [email protected]

http://www.komotv.com/news/story_m.asp?ID=38802

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[Digital Bliss]

I had a thread about this actually and you have to be narrow minded to think that we are the only living beings in this universe. We know nothing when it comes down to it if they are out there I hope they come in peace cause we're gonna be fucked.

[zarquon]

Is There A UFO Freeway Above Earth?

August 27, 2005

By Corwin Haeck

A Mount Vernon man says yes, and he can show it to you.

SKAGIT COUNTY - "We are not alone."

UFO buffs have been saying so for decades. But now a Mount Vernon man says you don't have to believe in aliens. You can see their ships any night of the week with your own eyes.

Ted Anderson says approximately 500 kilometers above the earth, there's a veritable UFO expressway he calls the UFO Freeway Portal Location.

"Myself and thousands of friends have been watching it since 1968," says Anderson. "Motherships come from other worlds to drop off their planetary ships to come to Earth."

Where are they from? What's their purpose? Anderson can only speculate.

"This is a security force created by some super being organization or civilization."

He believes these ships are standing guard, literally protecting us from hostile aliens. And he says if you get out of the city and gaze up south of the Big Dipper, you can see the ships for yourself with the naked eye.

"These red ships, they're there constantly."

Anderson says he will send information to help locate this portal. You can contact him at [email protected]

http://www.komotv.com/news/story_m.asp?ID=38802

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Watch out. The Vogon demolishion group are on the way here.

[mfgbypooter]

What The Hell Is That?"

Tourist #1.....Steve Martin
Tourist #2.....Bill Murray


[ Tourist #1 wanders onto set, looks straight into camera inquisitively with a dumb look on his face ]

Tourist #1: What the hell is that?! [ squints ] What the hell is that? [ chuckling at himself ] What's that danged thing doing here! How did that get here? What the hell is that?! [ squints ] What the hell is that?! How'd that dang deal get here?! [ turns off-camera ] Hey! Come on over here and look at this deal!

[ Tourist #2 wanders onto the set to take a bewildered look ]

Tourist #2: What the hell is that?

Tourist #1: I don't know what the hell that is!

Tourist #2: What in the hell is that?!

Tourist #1: Hey, you kids! Get away from there!

Tourist #2: I would not mess with that thing..

Tourist #1: Don't put your lips on it!

Tourist #2: [ ever curious ] What the hell is this?

Tourist #1: Well.. get a photo of me with it, anyway!

[ Tourist #1 hands camera to Tourist #2, then walks away from camera view to have his picture taken ]

Tourist #2: Be careful with that thing. [ snaps Tourist #1's picture, as spark of ingenuity develops on his face ] Oh, I know what that is!

Tourist #1: [ returns next to Tourist #2 ] Well, what the hell is it?!

Tourist #2: [ looks closer ] What is that thing..?

Tourist #1: I don't even care what it is. [ pause ] What the hell is that?!

Tourist #2: I don't know what the hell that thing is.

Tourist #1: Oh, I know what it is!

Tourist #2: [ seeing it ] Oh, yeah.. oh yeah.. [ chuckles ]

[ Tourist #1 & #2 walk away from the stage. A beat, before their heads peer back into frame, more inquisitive than ever. ]

Tourist #1: What the hell was that?!

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SNL Transcripts

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[riderx]

I know some of you like anal probes! Its not a public poll so no one will know you like to take it the ol brown eye, so go ahead and vote already.
sure is pleasing to me :)
:icon_thum

[mfgbypooter]

sure is pleasing to me :)
:icon_thumHmm.

Are you saying you like to get poked in the eye?

:hi

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[riderx]

Hmm.

Are you saying you like to get poked in the eye?

:hi

:icon_cycl


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spur of the moment thing i said
i like to have fun
actually i wouldnt mind hand cuffin u
and teachin you whose boss
hmmm

[boogiedan]

yeah my votyes winnin as usual really

hav'nt seen 1
but overwhelming evidence suggest's they r REAL

[mfgbypooter]

spur of the moment thing i said
i like to have fun
actually i wouldnt mind hand cuffin u
and teachin you whose boss
hmmmI'm up for that but I must warn you I'm a slow learner.

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[MACvSOG]

Simple "law of averages". If there is life on this planet and there is an infinite number of other planets then there is life on other planets as well. All in various stages of higher exsistance from single cells to life forms far more advanced then our own.

[Oryx]

i wouldn't doubt that there is other life on other planets but what i doubt is that they are more advanced/intelligent than us to the point where they send Flying Space crafts to watch over us,,

[TwoLoud]

Nope, dont believe.

[evilmegaman]

I believe. I KNOW that I saw something strange. And egg shaped house sized objects don't float 5 feet above houses and are the government :-P. I know that I saw an egg shaped pink colored glowing house sized object. And until someone tells me why it just sat there with no noise without moving for two minutes, I will continue to believe that it was not of this world...

[TwoLoud]

We are all aliens..didnt you know that...

[Mels_Smileys45]

I havent seen bigfoot lately and I fear the aliens have got him. I wish my poor buddy would come home or at least send me a PM, I'm really worried.

[fleecy]

bigfoot is alive and living in calgary, alberta. i know this because when we lived in this old apartment building with paper-thin walls, one night our neighbor made too much noise coming home. the super ran out and started ranting about the noise (being 3 times noisier than the poor neighbor had been). he said, "shut up, you fucking sasquatch". although we almost choked that night trying not to laugh out loud, the next day we got a look at her, and i believe our evicted neighbor was correct.

[Krell]

some footage (http://www.zippyvideos.com/7892134031762576/ufocluster1/)

[RainDancer]

ET phone home

[moneoa]

She didn't say she was drinking...:icon_thum
That tells you that if Krell knows she was, obviously he was the one shining the light on her car.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Hey yall and junk!!!

[mfgbypooter]

I don't believe in ufo's... but I do believe you should place a woman on a pedestal - high enough so you can look up her dress.

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[Boomer The Dog]

I see meteors every so often when walking at night, since the time I was going to a store at 13 or 14 and saw one, a point of light moving across the sky for a few seconds from right to left.. The ones I see always seem to be moving from right to left, hmm. Later I learned that a meteor like I saw might be a rock only the size of a piece of sand. I can see someone seeing one and thinking it was a UFO though.

I don't know about UFOs, but I don't think it's really that important because there are no aliens in my life to really worry about it. It's kind of like asking if zombies are real, because except for the movies, no one I know has encountered someone who is the living dead, even here in Pittsburgh.

[w31n3r]

the only UFOs flying about are top secret military hardware. we are the only life in this universe, any scripture will tell you that.

[Boomer The Dog]

I dreamt about a UFO last night. It was a great big thing that looked like one of those vibrating back massagers with legs on it, but in giant size, and flattened, with more legs.

I was behind a building, in a place with all kinds of weeds, and it skimmed over top of me, and I could see it was touching down right there. It was an immense object, but even so it looked kind of light, like it was aluminum alloy.

I had a camera that could take videos, but not good videos, so I must have gone in to get a better camera, and I was trying to get down the elevators, but they seemed really slow. Later I tried to get my friend Bruce to have a look.

[RACKnRAIL]

You should stop eating those bones before bedtime, Boomer.

[mfgbypooter]

I believe in gaping vagina's and dream of them often.

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[Boomer The Dog]

Really, I'll bet it happened to your Quinny pup too. Actually I think I dreamt that because it was a cooler night and I had the window open, and there were trucks starting up, so that must have sounded like UFO engines.

Pooter, gaping.. holes.. with that it sounds like you may have been a victim of Alien Abduction, you might want to check with your practitioner. You may have been in the mothership but your memory has been erased.

[mfgbypooter]

gaping.. holes..

sounds like a great name for an all girl band.

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