my plasma tv rocks your mom's jelly ass

[SanDiegoKid]

So I'm sittin' here trying to balance my time between porn and video games, and I just saw a commercial for the US DVD release of Ong Bak: Thai Warrior.

I saw this flick like.. two years ago, and I have to say it's crazy amazing. Martial arts fans should check it out post-haste.

... but THEN I saw an ad for The Transporter 2... man.. that looks good. I always thought Jason Statham was a decent character actor kinda guy, but then The Transporter hit and it's like holy crap this guy is an ass kicker!

yeah, so... back to porn and video games. thanks for your time. (fart)

[mfgbypooter]

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[black_magiic]

I thought we were going to have another incident with the "p" word similar to the one some time back

[Siskabush]

So I'm sittin' here trying to balance my time between porn and video games, and I just saw a commercial for the US DVD release of Ong Bak: Thai Warrior.

I saw this flick like.. two years ago, and I have to say it's crazy amazing. Martial arts fans should check it out post-haste.

... but THEN I saw an ad for The Transporter 2... man.. that looks good. I always thought Jason Statham was a decent character actor kinda guy, but then The Transporter hit and it's like holy crap this guy is an ass kicker!

yeah, so... back to porn and video games. thanks for your time. (fart)

I went outside to the bar, and I went on to the balcony, and I seen your mom.

And I must say, YOUR MOMS PUSSY ROCKS YOUR PLASMA TV'S VIRTUAL ASS!!!\

Oh, BTW, she is having your brother in 9 months buddy :)