KY Warming Liquid

[Mels_Smileys45]

So have you ever tried it? I did and I think I'm in love. I guess it will wear off sooner or later, I hope because my weenie is still cooking like hot dog on a blazing grill! No really, feels sooooo gooood!

[mfgbypooter]

like fucking a greased jalapeño.

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[Malakai1911]

at least you didnt use icyhot.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Lesson learned early in life, NEVER EVER touch your eyes or your wennie after handling a jalapeño (or using super glue).


at least you didnt use icyhot.


Who said I didn't? OOWWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOoooooo!

[crackerjacker]

i will use some with you mels

[.:sp00ky:.]

well i had to google it to see what it was and from what iv read its some sort of sex lube for necrophilics.

[mfgbypooter]

at least you didnt use icyhot.IcyHot works wonders on hemorrhoids. :icon_cycl

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[Share Poo]

If its not water based it could ruin expensive sex toys. This has been a public service announcement.

[Mels_Smileys45]

If its not water based it could ruin expensive sex toys. This has been a public service announcement.


Oh no Now you tell me! Rubber Betty is very sad now!

[Mels_Smileys45]

i will use some with you mels



A little goes a long way! I wonder what it would feel like to have it all over your body :icon_tong

[DiddlySquat]

If its not water based it could ruin expensive sex toys. This has been a public service announcement.

All KY products are water-based. Thats why they are one of the more popular "personal" lubricants. I would be worried about condoms more than sex toys. Anything oil-based will eat a condom. So, dont use vasoline, cooking oil, baby oil, peanut oil, olive oil...etc.

And yes, the warming sensation is VERY nice. :icon_boun

[DwarfBaby]

I'm a firm ssupporter of KY Warming Liquid. Just not in combination with Internet porn.

On a ssside note my s key is ssticking for some reassson.

[Share Poo]

Interesting, as Im not familiar with that product. I bet its a hell of a lot cheaper than the fancy shit they sell in the sex shops.

[The Hunter]

Personally I prefir the naturally made hot lubricant made by a young lady.

[Potato]

You know, I had some and it was in the pocket of my passenger seat. I forgot about it until the other day when I was cleaning it out. I found some old receipts and papers, and they looked like something liquid had leaked and smudged whatever ink was on the paper. The last think I pull out of the pocket? KY Warming Liquid. Though, I think mine was the gel.

Why it was in my car is.... uhhh.... yea. Let's just say that last summer was pretty eventful and exciting.

[crackerjacker]

You know, I had some and it was in the pocket of my passenger seat. I forgot about it until the other day when I was cleaning it out. I found some old receipts and papers, and they looked like something liquid had leaked and smudged whatever ink was on the paper. The last think I pull out of the pocket? KY Warming Liquid. Though, I think mine was the gel.

Why it was in my car is.... uhhh.... yea. Let's just say that last summer was pretty eventful and exciting.
and tonight with your new boyfriend
:)

[Potato]

What new boyfriend? I'm single.

But I've got my eye on someone special. :)

[crackerjacker]

What new boyfriend? I'm single.

But I've got my eye on someone special. :)
i know who he is too
i am so happy for you
the wedding i presume will be in bout 6 months
congrads

[Potato]

The guy I'm just beginning to pursue is leaving for Iraq in a few weeks.

:p

[crackerjacker]

The guy I'm just beginning to pursue is leaving for Iraq in a few weeks.

:p
um u are not to do it
u will just break your heart if something happens to him
stick with u know whom hes great

[mfgbypooter]

Could be another name for Kentucky Sour Mash. :drunken_s

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[ratbag]

A little goes a long way! I wonder what it would feel like to have it all over your body :icon_tong


a hot flash?

[gingerdead]

So have you ever tried it? I did and I think I'm in love. I guess it will wear off sooner or later, I hope because my weenie is still cooking like hot dog on a blazing grill! No really, feels sooooo gooood!
can i see a picture of your weenie? :drunken_s

[Mels_Smileys45]

Are you a girl? Thats kind of a rule of mine. I only send girls pics of me wennie! and you must give me possitive rep points!



The King says:


"Oh come on man, you try to show me your wennis all the time hound dog. Put the wennis away boy!"

[mfgbypooter]

can i see a picture of your weenie? :drunken_sNow CJ why would you want a picture when you could see the real thing?

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[gingerdead]

Now CJ why would you want a picture when you could see the real thing?

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excuse me?
got a link

[mfgbypooter]

You can't hold a link, unless it's a sausage.

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[Potato]

um u are not to do it
u will just break your heart if something happens to him
stick with u know whom hes great

I think he's worth it. We go way back. There is an interesting history.

[gingerdead]

I think he's worth it. We go way back. There is an interesting history.
then of course u know it will last
but remember tho when the baby is born u will have a lot of work to do
but i am sure u know how to handle her
congrads once again

[Mels_Smileys45]

Me and my wennis go way back too.

[Lehk]

Me and my wennis go way back too.

wow i think it has been about 10 years since i have read or heard the term 'wennis'

[Miniver]

Never used the KY stuff but my gf loves using the cherry flavored warming lube from Frederick's of Hollywood. It doesn't really do that much for me though, we only use it for oral and her mouth is warm anyways, but she likes it because it makes something taste better.

[riderx]

As the years pass and the physical body starts to lose some of it's natural lubrication. KY makes entering the Bat Cave feel more like silk rather then a piece of medium grit sandpaper with out it.

so entering the bat cave feels silky hmm thats quite interesting
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wheres cat women at when you need her ywd?

[The Hunter]

Taken under advisement my friend, although having a rather young spouse, IE 37 to my almost 52 lubrication is the least of my worries as of yet. LOL

[riderx]

Taken under advisement my friend, although having a rather young spouse, IE 37 to my almost 52 lubrication is the least of my worries as of yet. LOL
work it baby i know u can work it out :icon_quee

[The Hunter]

Actually neither, but rather enjoying, or at least i would be if i didnt have to keep replying to this thread. J/K

[riderx]

Actually neither, but rather enjoying, or at least i would be if i didnt have to keep replying to this thread. J/K
so basically c: format c do you want to format harddrive yes
do that
.........
and party hard hmm
cheers
;)
:icon_rend

[riderx]

You can't format an old hardrive with a new operating system. The old hardive will crash before the new bios is done!
um i wasnt really talking about a harddrive
i am talking about sex

[riderx]

HA! HA! HA! So was I, Hunter: (old harddrive,) and his younger wife: (the new operating system) Thought you might have connected the dots with the smiley face I had on the title.
Now re-read the last post and get the full picture.
see i new u mighta been talkin bout it but just cuz someone is a certain age and may be old to you they can be better then shape then someone young.

*hehe*
but then again all good

on a side note
i will ride those waves until oblivion

[rainbowdemon]

Taken under advisement my friend, although having a rather young spouse, IE 37 to my almost 52 lubrication is the least of my worries as of yet. LOL


My g/f is only 42, so that's not a problem in my house either. But we tried this stuff just for the hell of it. It's very nice!!

[riderx]

Never used the KY stuff but my gf loves using the cherry flavored warming lube from Frederick's of Hollywood. It doesn't really do that much for me though, we only use it for oral and her mouth is warm anyways, but she likes it because it makes something taste better.

whip cream, honey
i say lick lick lick
lickity lickity stickity stickity
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[Excrement_Cranium]

I've been curious about the warming lube. But, the wifey has no lube problems, and she was on the shot untill recently. Trying for another tyke, and then I'll probably get the plumbing disconnected. We both hate condoms.

[Jorge]

get some astroglide dood!

[DwarfBaby]

Taken under advisement my friend, although having a rather young spouse, IE 37 to my almost 52 lubrication is the least of my worries as of yet. LOL

Age is a factor but some girls have more while others have less. During climax some girls pant some girls scream and one did nothing at all. Genetics can be a cruel mate but then again what did genetics ever do for me. :icon_scra

[Mels_Smileys45]

Its really not about how wet you or your girl get, its all about the oral. I little bit in the right places can add a bit of spice to your life.

On a side note, nipples are interresting

[DwarfBaby]

ah nipples. Oral is good but wetter is better and KY if it isn't better. Bj's are quicker but I'm sure even your best times were not the Oral ones.

[Miniver]

get some astroglide dood!Astroglide is, by far, the best lube there is. The only problem, if it can be called that, is that it almost lubricates too well. But hey, if it's good enough for nasa, it's good enough for me.

[ROMANTICGUY50]

My wife says right on to the warming gel. It's an awesume thing. The more warmth the better.:icon_joke

[sister_sue48]

got it straight I just joined and I love the warming. Anywhere you can put it. Sister_sue48 oh pet my kitty on your way out

[ROMANTICGUY50]

got it straight I just joined and I love the warming. Anywhere you can put it. Sister_sue48 oh pet my kitty on your way out
Nice hearing from a womans point of view. By the way WELCOME TO ZEROPAID.

[Excrement_Cranium]

got it straight I just joined and I love the warming. Anywhere you can put it. Sister_sue48 oh pet my kitty on your way out


Brave post. Careful the following testoserone wave doesn't wash you away...

hubba hubba :icon_thum

[silentscream]

lol

its nice that girls are on zeropaid

makes me hopefull that there is a girl out there that will love a geek like me :)

Greg

[MrBag]

Peanut butter & ky jelly

[mfgbypooter]

So do you squirt it on or what?

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[Potato]

Massage, I'd say. Not squirt.

[mfgbypooter]

Oh.

So I guess a little squirt would go a long ways.

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[sister_sue48]

personally i find the flavored heating oils better from my experiance. heat and a wonderful taste :drunken_s

[shawners]

On the poll.. It should say, "I would touch it with my ten inch pole".. DOH

[Mels_Smileys45]

Can someone please add "shawners would touch it with his ten inch pole", to the poll. My pole would have trouble reaching though, I'm about 9.5 inches short.

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Poll edited. Post away.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Poll edited. Post away.


LOL! Thats kick ass!

[sister_sue48]

there are so few 10 inch poles left in the world to touch. and yes this is just a joke ok

[mfgbypooter]

Poll edited.You circumcised it?

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[sister_sue48]

warming jel and car good combo i must try this out

[shawners]

TOo bad all yall already voted and cant vote again =)

[mfgbypooter]

On the poll.. It should say, "I would touch it with my ten inch pole".. DOHNow why would I want to touch it when I'm soft?

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[sister_sue48]

Now why would I want to touch it when I'm soft?

* and what can be done with a soft 10 foot pole? :icon_cycl

[mfgbypooter]

lol. 10 foot pole.

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[moneoa]

Nice hearing from a womans point of view. By the way WELCOME TO ZEROPAID.
Lol do you two sit in the same room and chat to each other online even though you are both over each others shoulders? :P

[sister_sue48]

lol. 10 foot pole.

*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs if i can be good for a min lol ky warming is a wonderful thing for the belly button also and the trail down if you are interested meowwwwwwwwwww:icon_prof

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Now that's definitely an interesting idea.

[sister_sue48]

idea's I have just ask me anytime lol but I might lose my points hehehehe meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww:icon_boun

[rebirth]

I'll get my BF to get some.

[ROMANTICGUY50]

From a guys point of view I like the flavoried type of Jelly.

[sister_sue48]

peanut butter also is a good thing to try if you like flavors just for a good change purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:icon_geek

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Flavors? You mean like Goober-Grape?

Dunno. Something with the consistency of PB doesn't seem exiting. ("Chunky" cannot be sexy[/i] - "Lick...crunch, crunch, crunch....lick....crunch, crunch, crunch")

But I guess cats got them coarse tongues, so they can lick about anything.

[mfgbypooter]

Try a martini en glosse.

That's where you suck the pimento out while leaving the olive inside.

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[Excrement_Cranium]

From a guys point of view I like the flavoried type of Jelly.


Jelly just reminds me of my prison time.... *shudder*


Just kidding... I was placing the jelly not removing it.

[sister_sue48]

Try a martini en glosse.

That's where you suck the pimento out while leaving the olive inside.

* yummmmmy now thats something i would love to try purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:icon_pira

[Crazy Horse]

I really am lagging! I never saw this thread. lol. Being the adventurous type I have to say it has crossed our bed (or I should say stickied it up) once or twice ;) The only problem with that stuff is afterwards ( :) ) it's sooo messy - especially after wild Tarzan sex !!!!

[Mels_Smileys45]

So has anyone used anal ease? Don't look at me! I havent used it! Just wondereding should I start, I'm a considerate lover ya know

[beautifulnaked]

personally, the burning sensation did not turn me on. The flavored ones are great but I do prefer it naturally, thats when you know your teasing enough.

[shawners]

like someones gonna throw peanut butter on their private to get someone to eat em out. ..It beats the alternative then having pubic hair in your teeth as well as the taste of Ivory soap on your tongue.

[Mels_Smileys45]

personally, the burning sensation did not turn me on. The flavored ones are great but I do prefer it naturally, thats when you know your teasing enough.

It shouldn't burn, it should be a warming sensation! You may want to have that checked out!

[sister_sue48]

like someones gonna throw peanut butter on their private to get someone to eat em out. ..It beats the alternative then having pubic hair in your teeth as well as the taste of Ivory soap on your tongue.

I told my friend about the peanut butter, she went home and tried it but all she had was crunchy the next day she had a OBGYN appt. the DR wanted to know why there was peanut chunks inside of her. lol dahhhhhhhhhhh

[The Hunter]

Sue Im biting my tongue right now, as there so many possible replies for that one. Mostly too rude to post. LOL
Dr to self "guess they ran out of bread"
"dam she really needs to air that thing out going by whats growing in there"
" I dont know what the hell you got, but Im starting a series of shots just to be safe"
" either you or your husband has one hell of a discharge problem"

[sister_sue48]

Sue Im biting my tongue right now, as there so many possible replies for that one. Mostly too rude to post. LOL
Dr to self "guess they ran out of bread"
"dam she really needs to air that thing out going by whats growing in there"
" I dont know what the hell you got, but Im starting a series of shots just to be safe"
" either you or your husband has one hell of a discharge problem"

lol I can't believe you are being good that poor woman told us at coffee in the local coffee shop. We had fun for weeks. One old farmer asked her one morning how her crop of goobers was coming along lol

[The Hunter]

Im still wondering if they took root? Slight pun on the root part.

[sister_sue48]

There is always things you hear that people uses sexually that is different or maybe weird. Chocolate body paints always sounded fun to me. Creative and yummy.

[The Hunter]

The rabbit is another popular little item that will spice things up.

[Mels_Smileys45]

Now for my next trick. Watch me pull a rabit out of ---- uh where does a rabit fit?

[sister_sue48]

Hummmmm my birthday is coming up in Oct. I am making a list. lol
!. Toys for mom
2. Toys for mom

[Mels_Smileys45]

I tried to wrap "the Hulk" up for you sue but couldn't find a box big enough. Just looking at the paper wrapped around it I don't think you'll have to shake it much to guess what it is. The bow looks nice though

[sister_sue48]

I tried to wrap "the Hulk" up for you sue but couldn't find a box big enough. Just looking at the paper wrapped around it I don't think you'll have to shake it much to guess what it is. The bow looks nice though

Let me guess. The bow is around Mr Happy? lol:icon_sunn

[Mels_Smileys45]

Let me guess. The bow is around Mr Happy? lol:icon_sunn


No, its around his two friends and theyre a couple of nuts.





Now that I think about it, I wonder would a big green dilly really sell. Have any women actually had a fantasy about the Incredible Hulk?

Bruce Banner :"You would'nt like me when I'm angry."

Horny chick: "Yes, oh yes I would! I love those ripped jeans! Make that big green giant come on out baby!"

Fade in cheesy porn music.



I think I'll write a porn version

[CyberAnth]

"Warming"?

They might as well have mixed in a few drops of Tabasco sauce with it.

[Excrement_Cranium]

"Warming"?

They might as well have mixed in a few drops of Tabasco sauce with it.


That sounds hot.

[Mels_Smileys45]

How about I mix in a kick in the nuts? Ball flappin' good fun

[fleecy]

I really am lagging! I never saw this thread. lol. Being the adventurous type I have to say it has crossed our bed (or I should say stickied it up) once or twice ;) The only problem with that stuff is afterwards ( :) ) it's sooo messy - especially after wild Tarzan sex !!!!

that's why you keep towels by the bed :icon_cycl

[Mels_Smileys45]

This thread is a cosmic shame that just keeps coming back! Good work people!

[fleecy]

we do our best :)