Girlfriend Problems

[grab_grab_the_haddock]

Shes gone and gave me the heave-ho. She came home from work early and found me admiring myself in the wardrobe mirror - dressed in her underwear; stockings, sussies, teddy, the lot. A real glamorous get-up. I've always loved the feel of ladies silky undies next my skin.

Anyway, she obviously isn't as broad minded as i thought. She burst into tears and told me to grab my gear and never darken her door again.

As we seem to have such a glut of relationship experts here at ZP, I wonder what my next step should be. Should I try to make it up to her with flowers and a bottle of plonk? Or should i look for someone open minded enough to let me borrow her lingerie ?

[mahogony]

why not get in touch and ask her exactly what the problem is? Get het to define what she thought was wrong with such behaviour. Maybe it was just a knee-jerk reaction on het part

[littlebeagle]

definately go and find a more broad minded model.

[Stownplayer]

I truely hope you naming your thread "girlfriend problems" is not poking fun at my recent serious thread. That would be really fucked. But as i've been around a while, i should expect no less of you.

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Unfortunately, I think you called it SP.

Grab is a bad, bad haddock.

But if he's legit, I'll mail him a spear. What he does with it is his choice.

Maybe he won't have to grab_grab anymore.

[wingnut2600]

I bet that the solution to your problems Garb_garb would be to find a man to settle down with... Most homosexuals are open to gender-bending and would accept your transvestitism.

[Excrement_Cranium]

Dump her and sell pictures of yourself in her underwear on the net....

[Siskabush]

Stay single. forget the ball n' chain and do what you wanna do.

No kids, No women, No problems. Thats my philosophy, and I aint changing it!

[mfgbypooter]

Next time don't find one so jealous.
No woman likes her man to look better in her undies that she does.

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[SanDiegoKid]

Bloody poof.

[grab_grab_the_haddock]

I bet that the solution to your problems Garb_garb would be to find a man to settle down with...

Thanks for the offer wingnut, but I'm not that way inclined. You have fallen for the ignorant stereotype of cross dresser = homosexual.


I truely hope you naming your thread "girlfriend problems" is not poking fun at my recent serious thread. That would be really fucked. But as i've been around a while, i should expect no less of you.

Here's another one who likes to flatter himself. Do you really think I've nothing better to do than parody your useless thread? I understand you are feeling a little insecure, being that you are a wussy pin-dick whose wife has to play away from home to get fulfillment, but you really need to get over yourself.